Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch

doorbellguy · 2016-10-02T19:00:14+00:00

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doorbellguy · 2016-10-02T18:53:08+00:00

That makes cents

doorbellguy · 2016-10-02T12:01:58+00:00

Ryan's the real deal dawg

doorbellguy · 2016-10-02T09:52:51+00:00

She's one of those chicks who if even once smiles at you in a bar, you are guaranteed to gulp and smile back like a 10 year old kid who got proposed by his crush.

doorbellguy · 2016-10-02T07:26:18+00:00

Helicopter parenting

I know it means something entirely different but those words reminded of the 'What is the most obscene display of wealth you've seen' question where one guy said a kid was dropped off at school in a helicopter.

I was like how is that bad?

doorbellguy · 2016-10-02T07:22:25+00:00

/r/Elsanna

Thank me later

doorbellguy · 2016-10-01T20:20:00+00:00

The Kardashian family

doorbellguy · 2016-10-01T12:23:15+00:00

Damn bro, you won't believe my mum says the same thing about me. Apparently, I almost never got into fights with kids at school, except that one case, and hardly pissed in the bed in the night when I was a toddler.

doorbellguy · 2016-10-01T12:20:29+00:00

and I didn't even understand why this was posted out of the blue!

doorbellguy · 2016-10-01T12:17:48+00:00

that's truly evil

doorbellguy · 2016-10-01T12:17:04+00:00

Points to note

A police spokesperson said Abu Sin is 19 years old, despite looking much younger. Crockett is 21. “The two of them composed enticing videos which received thousands of followers and viewers from all over the world within a short period of time,” Mayman told the Saudi Gazette.

and

A police spokesperson said Abu Sin is 19 years old, despite looking much younger. Crockett is 21. “The two of them composed enticing videos which received thousands of followers and viewers from all over the world within a short period of time,” Mayman told the Saudi Gazette.

This is ground for an arrest?

doorbellguy · 2016-09-30T15:37:48+00:00

She'll be careful the next time she 'reviews' something.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-30T15:12:50+00:00

That sucks, hopefully everyone yet to give the test will now learn from this!

A question though, couldn't you have postponed the test from the center itself? For like 50 bucks?

doorbellguy · 2016-09-29T17:45:40+00:00

You're welcome, I'm just glad all of us got their problems solved in this thread.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-29T17:41:20+00:00

Michael Malloy aka the man who wouldn't die.

No, I'm serious, just look at his wikipedia page.

Dude was a homeless alcoholic.

Five blokes took out life insurance policies on him and tried to get him to drink himself to death by giving him unlimited credit at a bar that one of them owned.

This didn't work, so what do they do? They start putting fucking anti-freeze in his drink..it doesn't stop there, then comes turpentine, then comes fucking horse tranquiliser, and finally rat poison. Stop for a second and picture this.

None of this killed Malloy.

And this was just one incident out of the many foiled attempts.

Fuckturds even ran him over with a car at like 70km/hr. And he survived this as well. Genuine badass.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-29T17:31:23+00:00

Hey mate! How about you do as 'lionellempl' advised. It worked for me.

Create a new ETS account and register. I'll go through swiftly, let me know how it goes.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-29T17:29:37+00:00

You the man!! It worked, although now I am exactly one month behind my planned date. ETS needs to get their website together.

I wish that post you talked about was stickied or something, I've been frequenting the sub for sometime and somehow missed it. Thanks for the advice once again :)

doorbellguy · 2016-09-29T15:53:03+00:00

Creating a new account works? I'll try this :)

doorbellguy · 2016-09-29T14:25:22+00:00

This is golden dude! Where did this happen?

doorbellguy · 2016-09-27T20:23:16+00:00

Air hostesses.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-27T14:54:49+00:00

hmm, I'd suggest goig to /r/bestof or /r/threadkillers

Not only are these great in themselves, you'll literally discover a whole lot of interesting subreddits within them

doorbellguy · 2016-09-27T14:33:14+00:00

Has to be /r/askreddit

doorbellguy · 2016-09-27T14:29:49+00:00

Damn that sounds bad, was he not married at the time he exploited that little girl? I'm picturing there must've been a huge deal about it at that time.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-26T18:52:40+00:00

look at dis gaiboi

doorbellguy · 2016-09-25T07:14:32+00:00

Don't let CIA or FBI near those papers. They're my life's work....

*dies*

doorbellguy · 2016-09-25T07:10:21+00:00

It was pretty lame, way back when I was in like 3rd grade or something.

Had to download and print some images of earth for a class assignment. I was in awe the entire time my brother was doing the googling.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-24T18:27:28+00:00

Thanks for the answer, pretty solid points. I can only dream of a time when we'll finally get to see rivers in their natural state throughout their course.

BTW, can you elaborate a little more on this aspect?

We plan so bad and late, that the capacity of our treatment plants is easily a decade or two behind the current numbers. We did not expect for 1.3 billion population and we are in no way ready to accept the waste generated by those many people.

Also, just out of curiosity, are there any examples of rivers that are ACTUALLY doing well in India?

doorbellguy · 2016-09-24T17:42:18+00:00

What are your views about the status of Rivers in India? Especially the ones in the Northern plains. Why do you think so many efforts to clean them goes in vain, what seems to be the root problem here? Why aren't rivers in India as clean and maintained as their counterparts in developed countries?

doorbellguy · 2016-09-24T17:07:56+00:00

Look at those edges, damn.

Definitely took inspiration from Lamborghini

doorbellguy · 2016-09-24T17:05:22+00:00

looks delicious

doorbellguy · 2016-09-23T16:37:28+00:00

Why would they photoshop Obama doing the bunny ears in the first place?

doorbellguy · 2016-09-23T14:15:47+00:00

That last gif, I need more from that source!!

doorbellguy · 2016-09-23T14:13:49+00:00

it mean Lord of Republic of Tasmania. uncle john passed away, god bless.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-23T14:10:55+00:00

Google says Flyboarding should look something like this

How was this one done without that pipe and water pressure?

doorbellguy · 2016-09-23T09:01:15+00:00

u fooking wat MVIII!!! ill bash ya fooking ead cum at me!

doorbellguy · 2016-09-23T08:47:42+00:00

Man on Man

is dat wt u call ur new pozishun wen alfie rumbles his knob into u, u fuckin pooftah?

doorbellguy · 2016-09-22T16:46:08+00:00

I'll bring my grandpa's katana.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-22T15:24:49+00:00

Also, the characters in silents films 100 years back were actually silent. All the actors throughout the movie's runtime had to remain quiet lest their sound could be picked up by the microphone.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-22T14:26:45+00:00

At first I was like..finally this guy's time to shine, then I looked at your profile

Redditor for 4 minutes

doorbellguy · 2016-09-22T14:24:44+00:00

Who am I talking to? Obviously MArtha. how did you even see what I said to her? HAVE YOU HACKED MY FACEBOOK? god bless

doorbellguy · 2016-09-22T14:23:05+00:00

He usually does that

doorbellguy · 2016-09-22T13:54:05+00:00

Back it up with some BS math and this might end up on one of those facts websites soon

doorbellguy · 2016-09-22T12:35:46+00:00

Would love to know if anything broke?

doorbellguy · 2016-09-22T10:03:49+00:00

Except for that one horrendous compulsory email because of my uni, I don't use yahoo. The interface looks ancient.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-22T09:46:53+00:00

And who are superhero movies affecting?

doorbellguy · 2016-09-22T09:35:13+00:00

And play it on the drums.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-22T09:32:58+00:00

If only I had a dollar for every time India went soft on Pakistan for something they did

doorbellguy · 2016-09-22T08:04:46+00:00

it's only a game why you heff to be mad

doorbellguy · 2016-09-22T06:51:11+00:00

/r/theydidthemath

doorbellguy · 2016-09-21T17:43:52+00:00

oooooh burn!

doorbellguy · 2016-09-21T17:41:18+00:00

I bet it doesn't smell as satisfying as our balls.

That came out wrong..

doorbellguy · 2016-09-21T17:29:52+00:00

Well Microsoft also acquired LinkedIn for $26.2bn, looks like both these companies are on a buying spree.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-21T10:20:29+00:00

Looks fangtastic!

doorbellguy · 2016-09-21T08:16:25+00:00

Great²⁵

doorbellguy · 2016-09-21T08:15:17+00:00

But to starve your poor virtual 'friend' forcing them to workout until they have zero energy left, just feels wrong

Lady WTF

doorbellguy · 2016-09-21T08:11:14+00:00

Wow, this reminds me of an askreddit post I was part of originally and got a good number of upvotes.

The question was reposted recently and the top comment was a copy paste of mine, what's surprising is that the reply to this comment was ALSO a copy-paste of a reply I had gotten. Pretty strange.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-20T17:38:10+00:00

Ohh god I was hoping to see a gif

doorbellguy · 2016-09-20T16:26:28+00:00

https://media.giphy.com/media/r1HGFou3mUwMw/giphy.gif

doorbellguy · 2016-09-20T15:10:22+00:00

This looks like their first effort to make a come back after a long time, starting with the lower segment doesn't seem like a bad strategy.

Hopefully there are lots more to come.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-20T14:56:52+00:00

Good idea, though can you get them replaced on every watch? In this one, the strap seems to have been connected to the dial, kinda like seemlessly joined. I'll get it looked though, if I could just get a new strap, it'll be awesome.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-20T10:40:14+00:00

How the fuck do they invigilate these many students all at once? There have to be dozens of invigilators in that hall.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-20T10:28:19+00:00

Wow, that's strange. By the way, fuck you.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-20T10:15:29+00:00

Holy shit!

doorbellguy · 2016-09-20T09:04:46+00:00

Was giving advice to a friend once. Said something along the lines of 'The more you think from your dick, the more shit you'll land yourself into because guess what? Your dick can't think.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-20T09:01:32+00:00

I'm kind of on the opposite side of the spectrum here. I've been told I look like I'm always ready to fight, so people avoid me. Though I'm a peaceful guy. Hardly been in a fight since high school.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-20T04:04:21+00:00

Great points. Right now I only have an old 'metal strap' kinda watch my dad gave me. Looking forward to the time I save enough to buy a good leather strap watch.

I love those

doorbellguy · 2016-09-20T04:01:31+00:00

Nice. I live in a tropical region so winters here is more like 2 months at max. Scarfs are totally cool.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-19T20:32:25+00:00

Good point..glasses can completely change the way you look.

Reminds me of this one guy I had in high school who started wearing glasses with zero power because he thought it was cool

doorbellguy · 2016-09-19T20:27:15+00:00

Pretty interesting to note that this fashion style is still relevant in 2016. Trends do repeat themselves

doorbellguy · 2016-09-19T20:07:41+00:00

Holy moly! She has aged like wine. How old is she in this pic like approx?

doorbellguy · 2016-09-19T18:59:44+00:00

One of the reasons I made this post. It was all over /r/all and then suddenly, poof! Gone.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-19T18:56:01+00:00

Pogs

Had to google it, we called them Tazos.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-19T18:46:33+00:00

$ 050.000

We have a deal?

doorbellguy · 2016-09-19T18:44:05+00:00

Obligatory 'now I'm really curious to see how you look like' comment.

But on a serious note, cool pic. Loving that hairstyle.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-19T18:39:06+00:00

Let me know, Cheers!

That's just icing on the cake. Love it.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-19T17:33:13+00:00

This post is a primary example of how perseverance and discipline can do wonders. Speaks volumes of your dedication op

doorbellguy · 2016-09-19T11:20:21+00:00

Replying to the top comment is mine

doorbellguy · 2016-09-19T11:19:19+00:00

Anti-Gender.

I don't identify with any gender. I'm genderless.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-19T10:41:18+00:00

This is not your average everyday stupid, this is advanced stupid

doorbellguy · 2016-09-19T10:40:32+00:00

what?

doorbellguy · 2016-09-19T07:08:30+00:00

Apparently this is one of the five devices discovered.

Also

There were no reports of injuries. Bollwage said to expect more detonations.

doorbellguy · 2016-09-19T07:02:44+00:00

One of these is one of the best inventions of mankind and provides an experience nothing else can. The other one is an iPhone.

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