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best way: MAKE YOUR OWN STUFF.. i know it requires actual work and you arnt used to that but hey.

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Original PosterScore hidden · 26 minutes ago

And here comes the obligatory insult :). I always forget the number one rule. Don't reply assholes online :).

oh im sorry. was i not insulting enough in my first post for you to get the point? i will work on that next time. im not going to be nice to someone reposting some crap video from a decade ago that shows people doing highly illegal shit and killing animal for fun

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Original PosterScore hidden · 20 minutes ago · edited 15 minutes ago

You do that :). Oh you edited your response :p.

Don't think that many fish died though. You see fish go to the bottom of a freezing pond since it's warmer down there, and this explosion wasn't that big and since the impact radius was severely compressed by the water I'd say the explosion didn't reach far enough to actually kill any of the fish idling near the bottom. But there is no way for us to actually know:)

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Look at what just happened! Another cookie! Whaaaaat!

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Original Poster2 points · 1 hour ago

Say whaaaaaat!? One could think this is my cake day! (Spoiler alert, it is my cake day!)

🍪🍪🍪! Happy Cake daaaayyy 💚

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Original Poster1 point · 37 minutes ago

Thank you! Yay three cakes! It's five in total now!

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Downsides to high volume training?

Your muscles get bigger and all your clothes stop fitting.

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Came here to say this.

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I'm unaware whether it was cause she was there or cause the rest of the family was there. Either way it made for a uncomfortable funeral.

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that just kept getting worse. i like it.

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Original Poster1 point · 7 hours ago

Should had kept going! But the others in the funeral were crying so loud. It was hard for me.

Original Poster5 points · 22 hours ago

This video is from here : https://youtu.be/SoVunTlCpmg

Yes it's very meta of me to actually link someone else's giffed video instead of making my own :p.

But to clarify, she don't have cancer, she has Alopecia

Seems super obvious to say but I hope the daughter beats cancer. Cancer sucks when a 60 year old gets it, but it seems so much more cruel when a kid gets it.

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Original Poster13 points · 22 hours ago

Actually she doesn't have cancer. She has alopecia universalis, which is a condition where you lose all your bodily hair. But it's not deadly or anything :)

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Ooga chaka ooga ooga!

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5 points · 1 day ago

Fun fact, I'm living five minutes away from the guy that wrote this song :D.

Never seen him though, he has built a wall with trees around his house / mansion :p. And has his own electric generator so when zombies hit that's where I'm going.

2 points · 2 days ago

The iPhone requires icontact . Geddit

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Original Poster1 point · 2 days ago

Noice!

Too bad when you try to communicate with people with their phones anymore they never look you in the face.

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Original Poster6 points · 2 days ago

True, sometimes it feels like our phones get to see our faces more than the people around us.

Now do one with Iron Man. Because we all know a Stark deserves to sit on that throne.

20 points · 4 days ago

Haha. I wish!! If my company could give me a week off work. And I could find flights. And get BlizzCon tickets. And...

I will be at a few of the days for the Super Tourney though!!

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I say we start a petition to get blizzard to fix all of these things for him.

I misread the title as "she refuses to poop on my bare hand.". Watched the video and were waiting for the pooping part. Not sure which disappoints me most. The fact that I actually watched it waiting for a pooping cat or that the cat did not poop.

2.1k points · 6 days ago

The saddest one of these: There was a time when your mother put you down and never picked you back up again.

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Why did you have to start chopping onions!

7 points · 5 days ago

Can't tell if robot or Ray Holt.

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Totally Ray Holt

2.6k points · 5 days ago

Mom:"Hey kid! Here is your new baby brother!" Kid:" hold my teddy.. This will take a while."

1 point · 6 days ago · edited 6 days ago

That lamb one made me uncomfortable

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Original Poster0 points · 6 days ago

Un.. What now? :o

Long text coming:

I remember back in the days when I played WoW. I was in one of the biggest, world top 100, guilds back then and usually did PUG raids with my alts.

We needed two people to fill the last positions and one of them applying was a guy that had never done a raid or anything. So he didn't have any of the achievements needed (as all other pugs required before one was even considering for a spot in a raid). He also said he had no idea what to do but would be really grateful if he could be added. I told him it's fine, he will learn, and the PUG was filled with more than half of my guild mates alts so he could basically just stand in the corner and we'd be able to do it.

Come first boss and a random guy says "hey X has no achievements! Kick him from the group!" I told him we kick nobody. The guy still wanted him kicked so I went back in my words. We did kick someone. The guy complaining.

We did the raid with one slot not filled. Cleared it all and Mr X got his achievements.

A few months later X writes to me, thanking me for giving him the opportunity to do the raid and get the achievement, and that now that he had the achievement other people let him raid as well. He was so happy that someone finally gave him a chance to actually enjoy the game.

This is the best memory of a game I've ever had.

The title of this post: the name of your sex tape.

Which one?

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Original Poster1 point · 7 days ago

It depends how you see it, I think the first truck just tried to switch lanes, didn't know about the big truck and went "oh shit!" And tried to get out of the way and accidentally blocked it.

This happened in school about 20 years ago, one of the kids broke his nose and stuff and an ambulance had to pick him up. I just saw the ambulance and all the blood and asked someone: "what happened here?". The guy replied:" two guys were having a race and one of them hit the glass door."

Insensitive as I am I said "did they race each other to the ambulance?".

373 points · 8 days ago

I was to give a blood sample and they told me to fast prior to coming in, and said I can drink water lf I get to hungry. I told them I've been doing intermittent fasting for seven years and not eaten breakfast during those years. The doctor looked at me in all seriousness and said "that's not good for you! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!".

Ho ho ho!

160 points · 8 days ago

Its this sort of thing that terrifies me - he's a practising Doctor who is repeating an article in 1917's Good Health magazine, rather than that of recent scientific studies... Perhaps he's big on the application of Leeches for ill humors and treats women for hysterics.

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Actually the doctor was a she :p.

I forgot to unplug the microwave and that's how I became Microman

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"I wonder if he got bit by a radioactive microwave."

Well....where is the Eric Helms, Lyle McDonald sub? It there a science-based fat loss sub somewhere other than right here?

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Lyles is on Facebook, he replies there all the time and moderates it himself so the quality is quite good.

3 points · 10 days ago

Why is that? I am thinking to craft a renolock deck.

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He is being ironic, he plays reno a lot and if I'm not mistaken hits high legend with it quite often?

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