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TIL Reagan and Gorbachev Agreed to Pause the Cold War in Case of an Alien Invasion. by mazeltov_cocktaill in todayilearned

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 1164 points1165 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: the Cold War isn’t actually over. It’s just on pause. Source: am space alien.

Guys, what is better than sex? by _plot-twist_ in AskReddit

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm. I love the satisfaction of knowing I get to pee while some schmuck like you is stuck not being allowed to empty their bladder

What's on your Anti-Bucket List, the list of things you never want to do again? by BenMuthafuckinD1 in AskReddit

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Did you rent a hazmat suit? Because that’s the kind of shit you rent a hazmat suit for before climbing into

I finally got to it... Muahahaha by Jatwaa in KerbalSpaceProgram

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It probably would... just it’d be super expensive to engineer and also what’s the point of a walking mech IRL, when walking is one of the least efficient means of transport

I finally got to it... Muahahaha by Jatwaa in KerbalSpaceProgram

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

May i propose a few family friendly alternatives to f*** in that case? Fudgenugget, Funsucker, Fiddlesticks, Figspoiler, and Fogsmeller.

Whats the most important question to ask on a first date? by bepseh in AskReddit

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you half a pi?

So I walked up to the widow at a funeral. by pizzafoIder in Jokes

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah!

I think Youtube overestimated my income by infernoid in funny

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s trump. He wants to personally own the military rather than having it be a government entity.

I think Youtube overestimated my income by infernoid in funny

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy, live in an affordable home. Apartments can be $800 a month for a 2 bedroom where I live. Then, don’t buy new cars. A five year old model works perfectly fine for less than half the cost of a new car. Don’t spend vast amounts of money on impulse purchases. And for the love of god, NEVER get avocados. That shit costs like $1000 a pound.

I think Youtube overestimated my income by infernoid in funny

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isnt it obvious? It’s the average income of people republican elected officials care about.

I think Youtube overestimated my income by infernoid in funny

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I barely make 90000 cents per year...

What to you call it when you get a boner at a funeral? by BlindFuryX in Jokes

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10 points to slytherin!

Edit: maybe not. How does that bot work again?

The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset... by goggleblock in Jokes

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To be fair, some of us are quite obnoxious.

We have a crystal in our window and she caught the light just right by Devmode2 in aww

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rain-bow wow

Senator Bernie Sanders printed out a gigantic Trump tweet and brought it to congress by Chartis in pics

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im not sure whether or not I should believe anything you say.

Current version -vs- Latest version by KerbalWerks in KerbalAcademy

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Current is what you have installed. Latest is the most recent update that is available.

When you live in the artic circle, half a watermelon cost $37.00 by AbortionGhost in videos

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ARE YOU ASSUMING THEIR ASSUMPTIONS?!

When a person gets a cut, is it better to wipe off the blood or let the blood coagulate to protect the cut? by coosdude in askscience

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yup. I once went to the doctor ER for a cut and they glued it shut instead of using stitches since I’m allergic to most local anesthesias. They had some kind of glue that my body would naturally break down after about five days.

An Indian state has passed bill that awards death penalty to anyone found guilty of rape of girls up to 12 years of age by hootanahalf in worldnews

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t seem to be a real sub.

Did you mean r/old ?

Keep hearing that we are running out of lithium, so how close are we to combining protons and electrons to form elements from the periodic table? by HelpMeDevices in askscience

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hypothetically, yes there’s nothing stopping you from doing that.

But... it would have very tiny yields compared to the current method of getting helium. Consider that He in oil/natural gas deposits was created by this same mechanism over a few million years to get the quantities of helium found today.

This kid.... Read the second paragraph, and then check out his grade. by Zanza_Barland in funny

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In food industries it’s called a spoonsorship

This kid.... Read the second paragraph, and then check out his grade. by Zanza_Barland in funny

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My teacher for a high school class tried to take off points for not covering a certain topic in my essay. I had to then point to page three of the five pages she had asked for and show her where it was. I’m confident she only read the first and last page of the essays, as she graded them in about 5 minutes each.

This kid.... Read the second paragraph, and then check out his grade. by Zanza_Barland in funny

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, never had a red pen in my life until three months after I became a teaching assistant

Stabilizing to the Milky Way shows the rotation of the earth by dickfromaccounting in interestingasfuck

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They’re actually flat. Like the Earth, heads only look round because our round eyes give a fisheye effect making everything that’s flat look round

Just marry him already by GallowBoob in wholesomebpt

[–]FlyingSpacefrog 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I know there’s a few subs that have totally changed their topic with a change of mod team. I think it was r/pregnant that used to be a porn sub and now is a place for soon to be mothers to ask questions of Reddit.

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