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Real Name: Jonathan Wojcik
Member Since: April 2nd, 2008
About Me:
I run bogleech.com, where you can read many more articles, comics and other creepy things I've made.
I also draw monsters and collect Halloween decorations.
I only eat Reese's peanut butter cups.
I have an inordinate fondness for insects. When they subjugate mankind I'll be first to defect and accept the brood mother's mind-jelly.
Every piece of pop culture from the past few decades is, for better or worse, constantly getting a reboot. (Most for worse.)
Maybe be a little wary the next time you go to swat a fly.
It's always the pretty ones who hurt you the most.
It turns out kids' shows are full of characters that kids seem to love (or at least be indifferent to) that make us want to sleep with a nightlight on.
When it comes to myths about our neighbors in the animal kingdom, people tend to buy into even the most far-fetched ideas with nary a second thought.
You might think of insects as gross or scary, but you probably don't think of them as evil. But, upon closer inspection, we actually think they are.
Mating among animals and insects is no less complicated than it is among humans. It's all about being devious, and when it comes to sex, even the lowest of life forms have mastered the art of trickery, deceit and blackmail.
We've already pointed out that animals are capable of building pretty impressive cities, but at least they're not driving around the streets in little beaver sedans and amassing armies of spider war-jets, right? Horribly, we're not too far from that reality, either.
Animals eat insects, and their own poop, and their own children. So what in the hell could qualify as a weird diet in the animal kingdom? Trust us, it gets weirder.