If you want to know what Hollywood gets wrong about killing, how it really feels and so much more, listen on.

7 Corporate Mascots With Terrifying Implications
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"This all started when I fell down an internet rabbit hole one night and thought for a little bit too long about the Hamburglar...."

6 Shocking Ways Your Phone Is Destroying The Planet
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Now, to be fair, your smartphone isn't unrecyclable because those guys don't care about the environment; it's because we don't want recyclable smartphones.

How would you stop a one-ton cape buffalo with bulletproof bones that’s charging you at highway speed?

5 Gloriously Stupid Times Video Games Tried To Sell You Crap
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That's right, Drake got his buns from Subway.

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Hi! Further news about things that no one asked for...

The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now => http://bit.ly/InsaneThings10-3
Equality goes "vroom."

6 Online Trolls Who Are (Almost) Too Creepy For Words => http://bit.ly/CreepiestTrolls
What would we ever do without the internet...?

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But wait! It gets even better!

Time to cook your noodle: germaphobes are far more likely to support Trump.