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daniel. California.
Real Name: Daniel.
Member Since: September 3rd, 2007
About Me:
I am the Head Writer and Creative Director of Video for Cracked.com. Order my book, right here: http://www.amazon.com/How-Fight-Presidents-Defending-Yourself/dp/038534757X/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1373931145&sr=1-1&keywords=how+to+fight+presidents
I am the co-creator/co-writer/co-star of Agents of Cracked and Cracked: After Hours and a number of other sketches that you skipped because the ad was too long and the video didn't quite load properly. I've been with the site since before it was cool, which is to say, 2007-Present.
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A gameplan for fighting your moral infirmity with more moral infirmity.
9 Major Stories Everyone Got Wrong This Year
The biggest stories that the media and the internet got the most wrong in 2010.
6 Insanely Awesome Things The 1900s Thought We'd Have by Now
If only these free-thinkers had lived. America would be so awesome.
Agents of Cracked: A Daring Tale of Sex, Idiocy and Revenge
Michael and DOB take you on a guided tour of all thirteen groundbreaking episodes on one face melting page.
Our 'After Hours' Crew Will Be At C2E2 In Chicago, Will You?
We're coming to the Windless City for C2E2.
4 Lessons We Really Wanted To Be Taught In School
I'm thankful for my education and everything that happened to get me where I am today, but there still some things I wished I had learned.
My Brief Time As Donald Trump's Campaign Manager
To do over again, sure, I probably wouldn't have helped Donald Trump run for president.
What I Learned Spamming A Suggestion Box With Cat Pictures
I think I can go ahead and call this another entry in the 'Long Cons That Didn't Pay Off' file.
F#@% Blake Griffin: How Nike Just Ruined Space Jam
As Cracked's foremost 'Space Jam' Authority and Occasional Wearer Of Shoes, I obviously have a lot of issues here.
5 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Movie Sex Scenes
Fun fact: If your coworkers catch you watching a bunch of sex scenes at work over and over again, you better have a good cover.
4 Behind-the-Scenes Moments That Will Brighten Your Day
I thought I owed it to movies to talk about some behind-the-scenes moments that make things better.
What We REALLY Mean When We Talk About Leaked Pics
You can still probably find them by Googling 'Hello, I'm kind of a terrible person, give me something that does not legally belong to me as quickly as possible.'
Cracked Mailbag
Cracked's Daniel O'Brien and Cody Johnston take your questions every Friday on Cracked Mailbag.
How Our Favorite Twitter Alien Is Handling This Bizarre Year
Jonny Sun is Twitter-famous.
12 Animals That Could 'Planet of The Apes' Us If They Tried
If sci-fi movies have taught you one thing about species with queen-based social hierarchies, it's that you should always kill the queen.
Why Every Movie Hero Washes Their Face In Front of a Mirror
Every morning when you wake up you (probably) do the same routine.
Scars v. Tattoos: Contrasting The Two Most Recent Jokers
Admit it: the Harry Potter movies would be totally different if he didn't have a cool scar.
17 Famous Movies With Insane Behind The Scenes Stories
Understatement time: movies are hard to make.
How Every Movie Is Spoiled By The Characters' Hair
Every cheesy soap opera gives it away from the start-- the dashing Dr. Iago Montana is back from the dead...with a goatee.
The Nerdy Stuff You Learn At A KKK Cross-Burning
Checking the news right now, things are a little, how do you say...fucked.
Our Editor-in-Chief's 4 Most Mind-Blowing Podcast Moments
Serious Talk. It's Jack's last episode.
More Simpsons Writer's Room Stories (From A Simpsons Writer)
Dana Gould is one of comedy's *that guys*.
