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Real Name: Mark
Member Since: June 10th, 2008
About Me:
I am a columnist, editor and interviewer for Cracked. You can email me at [email protected], follow me on Twitter @mehil, or visit my website at www.mehill.org.
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Hollywood history is full of fun coincidences and interesting side details.
5 Shocking Stories Amazon Doesn't Want You To Know
Maybe you should feel a little guilty for ordering rush shipping for that Voltron body pillow.
5 Stupid Flight Delays That'll Fill You With Secondhand Rage
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4 Fun Everyday Activities (That Will Secretly Destroy You)
Everything that seems relaxing is terrible for you.
5 Horrors Of Climate Change (Normal People Don't Know About)
Climate change is going to affect you personally ... in some very strange ways.
4 Easter Eggs In Superhero Movie Posters You Totally Missed
Some seemingly normal posters are hiding some rather clever details.
5 Movie Stunts That Went Horrifyingly Wrong
In the age of CGI, it's easy to forget how many movie stunts are real ... and really dangerous.
7 Embarrassing Special FX Famous Actors Wish You'd Forget
Most actors don't shoot straight to the top ... They have to pay their humiliating dues.
5 Surprising Ways Your Genes Are Secretly Ruining Your Life
Some parts of our lives are simply out of our control.
5 Recent Blockbusters That Forgot To Prove The Villain Wrong
Some blockbusters accidentally end up proving the villain was right all along.
How Jordan Peterson Repackages Alt-Right Ideas As Self-Help
There is something very, very different about Peterson.
How Trump Gave Us The Weirdest Conspiracy Theory Ever
Welcome, friends, to the world of QAnon. Buckle up.
Why Alex Jones Is More Dangerous Than You Think
Alex Jones is giving the world's worst inspirational call to action.
Sean Penn Wrote The Worst Novel In Human History, I Read It
Having recently read Bob Honey, I am confident in declaring it the literary equivalent of renal failure.
What 'Ready Player One' Tells Us About Toxic Fandom
'Ready Player One' was whimsical in 2011, but geek culture has since gone to a dark place.
Quirky Corporate Twitter Accounts Are Not Your Friends
The future is far sillier than science fiction could have predicted.
I Read Steven Seagal’s Insane Novel So You Don’t Have To
Let's travel the way of the Shadow Wolves together and see what we discover.
5 Big Questions Gamers Have to Answer in 2018
There are some soul-searching questions we all need to ask ourselves if we're going to keep enjoying video games in 2018.
Bizarre Observations Only Foreigners Notice About America
Though they often seem to be lacking in self-awareness, Americans are well-acquainted with the stereotypes about themselves.
Bizarre Observations Only Foreigners Notice About America
Though they often seem to be lacking in self-awareness, Americans are well-acquainted with the stereotypes about themselves.
