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    I keep finding sequins stuck to parts of my body. Prob from a defective throw pillow on my bed but I prefer to think I shed actual glitter.

  3. (e)k Bertxiotua
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    JOHN LENNON: He wear no shoeshine, he got...toe-jam football, he got...monkey finger, he shoot...Coca-Cola POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: what

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    My aunt is having me house sit and watch her dog and omg she's too much lol

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    What's the best way to get through a heat wave? Is it champagne? Please say it's champagne.

  7. (e)k Bertxiotua
    uzt. 11

    Look America, we're going to have to decide between exposing treason, and talking about sweet crockpot deals on Amazon. We can't do both.

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    uzt. 11

    In retrospect, there were some warning signs.

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    RUNNER: this is called "carbo-loading. we eat lots of heavy food ME: that's great. love it RUNNER: then we go for a nice long run ME: no

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    Beautiful day for a poolside cocktail! (@ The Pendry Baltimore in Baltimore, MD)

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    ✨✨✨ (@ Zelda Zen in Baltimore, MD)

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    Nothing like compliments on your outfit to put you in the mood for brunch! (@ Woodberry Kitchen - )

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    This place is awesome. (@ Crabtowne USA in Glen Burnie, MD)

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    uzt. 7

    Mansplaining, G20 style. Watch Angela Merkel’s eye-roll.

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    uzt. 7

    in theory, testing makeup on animals should be adorable

  18. (e)k Bertxiotua
    uzt. 6

    when I see someone going about their life without crippling self-doubt

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    Home is where the dogs are

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    Glad to see highlight this great little town, but they missed out on - a shame!

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