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Of House Podonut. Motto: "No Treat Untasted" Sigil: Sprinkled donut upon a field of champagne bubbles

columbia, md
Đã tham gia tháng 4 năm 2008

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    I keep finding sequins stuck to parts of my body. Prob from a defective throw pillow on my bed but I prefer to think I shed actual glitter.

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    JOHN LENNON: He wear no shoeshine, he got...toe-jam football, he got...monkey finger, he shoot...Coca-Cola POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: what

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    My aunt is having me house sit and watch her dog and omg she's too much lol

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    What's the best way to get through a heat wave? Is it champagne? Please say it's champagne.

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    Look America, we're going to have to decide between exposing treason, and talking about sweet crockpot deals on Amazon. We can't do both.

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    In retrospect, there were some warning signs.

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    RUNNER: this is called "carbo-loading. we eat lots of heavy food ME: that's great. love it RUNNER: then we go for a nice long run ME: no

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    Beautiful day for a poolside cocktail! (@ The Pendry Baltimore in Baltimore, MD)

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    ✨✨✨ (@ Zelda Zen in Baltimore, MD)

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    Nothing like compliments on your outfit to put you in the mood for brunch! (@ Woodberry Kitchen - )

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    This place is awesome. (@ Crabtowne USA in Glen Burnie, MD)

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    Mansplaining, G20 style. Watch Angela Merkel’s eye-roll.

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    in theory, testing makeup on animals should be adorable

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    when I see someone going about their life without crippling self-doubt

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    Home is where the dogs are

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    Glad to see highlight this great little town, but they missed out on - a shame!

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