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@x_factor

Of House Podonut. Motto: "No Treat Untasted" Sigil: Sprinkled donut upon a field of champagne bubbles

columbia, md
Joined April 2008

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 24
  2. Jul 12

    I keep finding sequins stuck to parts of my body. Prob from a defective throw pillow on my bed but I prefer to think I shed actual glitter.

  3. Retweeted
    Jul 10

    JOHN LENNON: He wear no shoeshine, he got...toe-jam football, he got...monkey finger, he shoot...Coca-Cola POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: what

  4. Retweeted
    Jul 9

    My aunt is having me house sit and watch her dog and omg she's too much lol

  5. Jul 11
  6. Jul 11

    What's the best way to get through a heat wave? Is it champagne? Please say it's champagne.

  7. Retweeted
    Jul 11

    Look America, we're going to have to decide between exposing treason, and talking about sweet crockpot deals on Amazon. We can't do both.

  8. Retweeted
    Jul 10

    In retrospect, there were some warning signs.

  9. Jul 11
  10. Retweeted
    Jul 9

    RUNNER: this is called "carbo-loading. we eat lots of heavy food ME: that's great. love it RUNNER: then we go for a nice long run ME: no

  11. Jul 9

    Beautiful day for a poolside cocktail! (@ The Pendry Baltimore in Baltimore, MD)

  12. Jul 9

    ✨✨✨ (@ Zelda Zen in Baltimore, MD)

  13. Jul 9

    Nothing like compliments on your outfit to put you in the mood for brunch! (@ Woodberry Kitchen - )

  14. Jul 8

    This place is awesome. (@ Crabtowne USA in Glen Burnie, MD)

  15. Jul 7
  16. Retweeted
    Jul 7

    Mansplaining, G20 style. Watch Angela Merkel’s eye-roll.

  17. Retweeted
    Jul 7

    in theory, testing makeup on animals should be adorable

  18. Retweeted
    Jul 6

    when I see someone going about their life without crippling self-doubt

  19. Retweeted
    Jul 6

    Home is where the dogs are

  20. Retweeted
    Jul 4
  21. Jul 5

    Glad to see highlight this great little town, but they missed out on - a shame!

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