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NHL Warns Hockey Fans That Banging On Glass Scares Players

NEW YORK—In an effort to improve overall safety for both competitors and spectators, NHL officials issued a warning Friday to remind hockey fans that banging on the glass scares the players.

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John Cena Gets Argyle Wool Singlet Out From Cedar Chest In Preparation For AutumnSlam

TAMPA, FL—Moving aside the plastic tubs full of Christmas ornaments and cardboard boxes of old books stored in his attic, professional wrestler John Cena took out his brown argyle singlet from a cedar chest in preparation for AutumnSlam, sources confirmed Tuesday.

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On-Field Reporter Acting Like No Big Deal That Coach Just Walked Away Mid-Interview

OXFORD, OH—Sources confirmed Saturday that ESPN sideline reporter Laura Rutledge is acting like it is no big deal that Notre Dame football head coach Brian Kelly just walked away in the middle of their halftime interview.

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