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  • Fri April 28, 2017
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  • Chinese fire drills are much harder than you think
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  • Today's hard-hitting question: Is it ever okay to ask someone to change their pubic hair?
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  • Thu April 27, 2017
  • Fark Radio Hour - Live tonight at 10pm Eastern - Tonight's theme: Ups and Downs
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  • Generation X'ers have a jones for molly. That's a Hot Dog Jones for Molly Ringwald, as the '80's teen queen debuts as Archie's mom tonight on an all new "Riverdale" CW 9PM EDT
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  • Finally, the NFL Draft begins with the First Round for Thursday. Will the Cleveland Browns go with Myles Garrett as their top pick? Will anyone from your favorite college be drafted? Will any surprising trades happen? The fun starts at 8pm ET
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  • It's round 2, night 2 of the Johnny Sex Icecupades. Will Lundqvist be a prince or a pauper? Will Ovechkin establish a stable connection? Why are the games scheduled 30 minutes apart? Rangers/Sens @ 7pm ET, Pens/Caps @ 7:30pm. FERME TA GUEULE, PIERRE
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  • Will Spiceweasel arrive in military fatigues because we're now at war with Canada? Will he announce that due to a government shutdown, there will be no more briefings? Wait, it's a TRADE war?? THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread [1 PM EST]
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  • Tell me a clean joke
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  • Subby always wanted a treehouse as a child but could not afford one ... probably couldn't afford one of these now, either
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  • Mid-week action has ramifications for the top of the table. Tuesday, Chelsea get Southampton. Wednesday sees Foxes at Gunners, Spurs at Palace. Thursday is the Manchester Derby. Coverage starts at 2:30 pm EDT on NBCSN. EPL Discussion is here
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  • Wed April 26, 2017
  • I love my dog. He's very hairy and warm, and he loves me. DOGS
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  • I have a great (union) job with a 3 hour commute. I'm being recruited for a job that pays twice as much, and is remote, but doesn't have benefits or long term stability. I'm divided
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  • The Johnny Sex Playoffs resume tonight. Perds-Blues at 8pm ET. Oil-Quacks at 10:30. Can anything top the 4OT thriller in Hartford on Monday? Round 2 begins tonight. SHUT UP PIERRE
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  • Tonight, on Arrow, Prometheus plays hide and seek with Ollie and the SCPD and Helix offers Felicity a devil's bargain. Meanwhile Ollie's flashback wig returns to Star City bent on revenge. (CW 8ET)
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  • Will Gentleman Jack Gallagher dethrone the UK Champion Tyler Bate? What happened at Rusev and Lana's Bulgarian wedding? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network, then Total Divas on E at 9pm
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  • "Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back yard and shot it." - Truman Capote. Huh, I guess that's why literary agents always start screaming when they read my novel. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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  • What are the best and worst pickup lines to use on cougars?
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  • Tue April 25, 2017
  • How can I tell if she is faking it?
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  • A secret brings Elizabeth and Paige together. Oleg's secrets put him under KGB suspicion. The Morozov operation creates an opportunity that changes everything. Claudia's back in charge. See if 'The Americans' make a run for it, F/X 10PM EST
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  • Chaffetz and Cummings agree that Flynn's in trouble, Ivanka gets booed in Berlin and apparently the Trump team didn't transition to the WH so much as get crapped out. Rachel explains it to us at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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