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  • Fri April 28, 2017
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  • $25 raffle ticket could win you an entire Australian pub and $30,000 cash. I'll drink to that
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  • Thu April 27, 2017
  • Google data servers begin going live in Cuba. No word yet on whether these are 1957 UNIVAC systems
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  • "No, I'm sorry. Please read the small print. You don't qualify for a bank card because you're over 110 years old"
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  • David Dao settles with United, regrets settling for United in the first place
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  • The government is cracking down on aluminum for national security reasons. Time to adjust your foil hats with something else
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  • So how does RobinHood make money? It starts by taking $500M in assets out of Wall Street firms, then raises $110M in venture cap, and charges clients monthly fees for having a margin account, which is sorta like robbing both the rich AND the poor
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  • Uber drivers upset that cab drivers are "poaching" their customers. Wait...isn't there a Fark tag for this kind of story? Hmm...why, I think there is
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  • United Airlines to now offer $10,000 to customers who volunteer to give up their seats and take a later flight. Leave the rabbit at home
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  • Don't you hate when you get cash from an ATM and one of the bills is fake movie money?
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  • While you're keeping your money under the mattress, here are the five U.S. companies with the biggest overseas piles of cash
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  • Would you like to be part of the 1%? Here is how much you need to make in each state. WTF, North Dakota?
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  • Deserted shopping malls now used as retail call centers. Press any number for English
    (The Consumerist)  
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  • Despite McDonald's heralded attempts to transform itself, spending time and serious money rolling out ambitious new premium products, customer numbers continue to decline, as remaining customers overwhelmingly order value-menu crap
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  • Wed April 26, 2017
  • Chipotle sharts out a massive data breach
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  • Blockbuster Video is hanging on in Alaska, because streaming isn't much of a threat in a place where the internet is delivered by twice-weekly dogsled
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  • Got milk? Mexico says you can keep it. Sad
    (Bloomberg)  
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  • Student loan issue solved: School accepts goats for tuition
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  • French election causes big gains in U.S. stock market. Merci beaucoup
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  • McDonald's shows Burger King a whopper of an earnings report
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  • Tue April 25, 2017
  • Japanese beer makers agree to stop putting "gulping" sounds in their commercials. It's the sip of silence
    (Rocketnews 24)  
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