How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
