Woman has perfect response when asked about incoming snow storm
'Just get all fat and sassy.'

'Just get all fat and sassy.'
Eyelashes freeze up.
#issafail
"I have a story to tell about meeting a serial killer."
Uncultured swine!
There's something a bit off here.
Don't waste your food.
It's like looking outside a plane window.
It's hard to take cardboard seriously.
" Can we remove this picture from the world?"
Raise your voice.
Meet the self-appointed CEO of the Lil' Dick Gang.
This is how you handle the cold.
The phrase "my cryptos" should be banned.
Saving people and hunting things, including sea monsters apparently!
The vibrator for seniors on 'Grace and Frankie” has touched a nerve.
No! No! No! No! Yes!
This is... understandable.
In Australia, of course.
Also stolen were copies of 'The Hobbit' and 'The Great Gatsby.'
No sophomore slump here.
Happy birthday, Fiona!
It's not Tide's fault, but it's got to be the one to fix it.
NOPE.
"GOTTA THROW THE WHOLE LIPS AWAY."
Kimmel says children's healthcare shouldn't be lumped in with more partisan spending proposals.
They make some valid points.
Reddit's Photoshop battles will never get old.
Hot suds ahead. 😉
A bizarre and touching situation raised some scary questions about the future of VR.