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Sat December 28, 2024
	When will candied fruit be recognized as a toxin? source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	10
(Psyche)	The catastrophe of vanishing public toilets source: psyche.co \| share: Copy Link	34
	NNL SPECIAL EDITION - VISUAL - Fark's 2024 Headline of the Year CATEGORY AWARD WINNERS source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	5
	Health insurance denied prosthetic arm for a little girl, humans and companies help x2, another child helped, lots of other kids still being denied source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	79
	How long was the extension cord? source: 9and10news.com \| share: Copy Link	54
	Photoshop this fire creature source: dims.apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Maybe you should stop calling ships "unsinkable". The ocean takes things like that personally source: nzherald.co.nz \| share: Copy Link	50
	Day 1039 of WW3: Vladimir Putin and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad, Worst Week ever: the ruble's collapse, record-breaking casualty rates, nuclear threats falling flat, and massive protests in Georgia. It's your Saturday Ukraine war thread source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	172
	A cat rescue charity has rehomed a record number of cats and kittens this year. Plus, they opened an "oldies village" for senior cats which includes outdoor space and heated chalets where they can sleep. Welcome to Caturday source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	374
	Florida appellate court rules Floridians have no right to pollution-free bodies of water, well regulated or not source: floridaphoenix.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Much like cows being a bigger killer than sharks, the new leading cause of death for passenger flights in the last 10 years is being shot down by a missile, eclipsing deaths caused by executive profiteering, I'm sure Boeing will be relieved source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	How to spin a terrible catastrophe: Woman reunited with part of mother's memorial bench after Santa Cruz Wharf collapse source: ksbw.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Generation Alpha has a short run, now needs to make way for the start of the Generation Beta era. Who will start making fun of the Alphas soon enough source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	Year's almost over. Let's hope this isn't an omen source: iflscience.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	Bostonians feeling less murdery these days source: wbur.org \| share: Copy Link	16
	Woman is shocked to learn that the Spider Man walkie talkies she bought her three-year-old are on public airwaves source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	53
	New York police officers attempt to uphold law by fatally beating an inmate. There's a video source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	72

Fri December 27, 2024
	How not to act at a school play source: eveningsun.com \| share: Copy Link	42
	American history, easy listening music, geography, and King Chuck are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, December 20-26 Country Ham Edition source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	Photoshop this gnarly tube, dude source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	93-year-old pedo priest soon to be out of jail days after receiving life sentence source: audacy.com \| share: Copy Link	75
(Some Guy)	"He had this tongue-in-cheek, outlaw mystique right from the beginning," McCash said. "Just his evasiveness tickled people. Scrim didn't take the career path job of being a pet dog." #FreeScrim source: wwno.org \| share: Copy Link	12
	Physical and technical external interference is newspeak for shot down by a missile source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	61
	Woman tipped off Berlin cops to German market massacre suspect months ago. Whoops: Email sent to cops in Berlin, New Jersey source: patch.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	A Christmas reminder that the US is a deeply Christian, charitable society source: projects.propublica.org \| share: Copy Link	158
(Some Terns)	Photoshop this meeting of Greater Crested Terns source: static.thainationalparks.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	USA ambassador to Israel: 'Israel can't be starving ~that~ many Palestinians in the area since Israel already wiped out most of the area. Gotcha.' source: commondreams.org \| share: Copy Link	117
	They've just put up new glass at Notre Dame and it is already stained. This is why we can't have nice things, people source: smithsonianmag.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	Homelessness soared 18% in 2024 thanks to America having an affordable housing problem. In related news: There will many places to sleep on the new aircraft carriers the US is building source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	137
	Do you WANT cocaine bears? Because this is how you get cocaine bears source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	CNN predicts how air travel will look in 2025. Subby predicts less legroom, more asshats on speakerphone, and needing to arrive at the airport 3 days early to clear security source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Karma, Scottish style source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	Poll: Most Americans blame insurance profits and denials alongside hottie killer of healthcare CEO source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	104
	Now THAT'S a pot-hole source: nj.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	Caption this small herd looking right at you source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	South Carolina man accused of pleasuring himself in driveway after completing Walmart delivery. Cause nothing gets you hornier than working for Walmart source: wfla.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Turns out Snow Crash was an instruction manual after all source: gizmodo.com \| share: Copy Link	88
	Prison guard who filmed herself having sex with an inmate did not think she would get caught, let alone be arrested source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	73
	"Experts" finally notice all the blinding bright LED headlights source: cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	171
	2025 could be the year of the drought. Poor South Dakota source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	NNL SPECIAL EDITION - CONTEXT - Fark's 2024 Headline of the Year CATEGORY AWARD WINNERS source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	6
	What your excessive post-Xmas farts reveal about your health after all your gluttonous behavior source: the-sun.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Come on baby, light my fire source: foxla.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	For proof that nature is indeed great, here are some amazing nature photos from 2024 source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	$267M investment buys $38,000 in merchandise, two firearms and three vehicles. Great work Lou source: sfgate.com \| share: Copy Link	55
	Family has wurst day ever after forking out £618 for just two hotdogs at Xmas market without even knowing source: dailyrecord.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	40
	Maryland man arrested for pouring whiskey into holy water during church's Christmas Eve service, which subby thinks should have earned him a junior sainthood. Didn't Jesus go around turning water into wine? source: wtop.com \| share: Copy Link	69
	Photoshop this microscopic thing source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Drunk surfing and kayaking to become illegal in South Korea. I thought this was Best Korea source: scmp.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Feel for the couple who bought a 20-room 'fairytale' French château and are now freezing because of high energy costs source: thesun.ie \| share: Copy Link	51

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