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Fri February 23, 2018
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(Washington Post)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Oh wait, you're serious. Let me -- on second thought, just pour me another drink
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(Fox News)
 
  
 
 [Business] Bank error in your favor. Collect lawsuit
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
  
 
 [Main] Get drunk on your boat. Run out of gas. Call the Coast Guard. Go to prison
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Vox)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Meet the fossil fuel all-stars that Trump has brought to his administration
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 [Politics] As Justin Trudeau takes heat for dressing like a Bollywood actor in his goodwill tour, we all need to remember one thing...he sure is pretty
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(Politico)
 
  
 
 [Politics] In answer to your inquiry as to whether I'm a lesbo: I'm a candidate for state Attorney General. You're a candidate for the state legislature. And stop using the n-word when you speak to me
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
  
 
 [Main] You CAN carjack your Lyft driver but they will find you
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(KTVH Helena)
 
  
 
 [Main] Passing out with a beer in his hand and his car in gear earns man his 10th DUI arrest. Police did not release his Fark handle
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(BBC)
 
  
 
 [Main] Suspicious substance sent to Prince Harry. Police are looking for someone who hates royalty, but thinks they're normal enough to open their own mail
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(Politico)
 
  
 
 [Politics] After seeming to be coming around on the issue of guns, Trump is now firmly back on the NRA teat
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
  
 
 [Main] Amsterdam advertises sex workers in the windows for all to see but is now banning tourists from staring at them. What kind of advertising is that?
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(USA Today)
 
  
 
 [Sports] Canadian women's hockey player politely yanks off her silver medal in polite protest to politely losing to the USA women's hockey team. Eh
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 [Sports] NBA fines Mark Cuban $600K for comments about Mavs tanking, or about $6.00 to you or I
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 [Main] So it takes about two months for HR to wrap up their investigation of the company Christmas party
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(Twitter)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Trump says the fake media was wrong in reporting that he wants to arm teachers. He actually wants to arm teachers. Big difference
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(The Sun)
 
  
 
 [Main] Break out the tiny violins, it seems a wealthy widow who got caught drink-driving cannot walk a quarter mile down her drivewy to her mansion because it's 'too long' and wants her drink-drive ban to be lifted (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
  
 
 [Main] Suspected car thief tells Pennsylvania police he's Matthew McConaughey, police say he just looks dazed and confused
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(WGNO)
 
  
 
 [Main] Burglar who tried to hide from a security camera by putting a towel over his head will now be snapping towels in prison
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Wed February 21, 2018
(The Outline)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Noted alt-right superman and date rape apologist Mike Cernovich finds out his "super serum" isn't even Medium strength
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(Twitter)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Bernie Sanders: "I didn't know that Russian bots were promoting my campaign... But the real question to be asked is - why didn't the Clinton campaign do anything about it?"
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(Washington Post)
 
  
 
 [Geek] Uber's new plan for world dominance. Making you walk to designated pick up spots where you will travel in a vehicle with other people to a common destination. For those keeping score at home, this is Uber's 5th attempt at inventing the bus
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(Media Matters)
 
  
 
 [Politics] NRA board member, Pants-shiatting draft-dodger, and troubadour of statutory rape Ted Nugent goes full Alex Jones on the survivors of Parkland High who've had the audacity to say they'd like very much not to get shot at again, thank you very much
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(BBC)
 
  
 
 [Main] There's dumb, and then there's "calling the police because KFC has run out of chicken" dumb
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(I Heart Radio)
 
  
 
 [Main] One moment you're setting fire to the house you lost in a divorce. The next, you end up burning down 20 houses. Bitter, angry ex-wife mugshot goodness included
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(SeattlePI)
 
  
 
 [Politics] More must be done to protect children, except for banning guns, providing health care, shoring up public education, protecting the environment, or stopping sexual predators
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(CBC)
 
  
 
 [Main] "Look, we got $20,000 from the bank, but Roll up the Rim is on. We get ourselves 10,000 double-doubles, think how many free barbecues we're gonna win"
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Pence pulls out of North Korea too early, cries for Mother
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(The New York Times)
 
  
 
 [Main] NYT columnist has a brilliant idea: If credit card companies would all refuse to allow gun purchases, all our problems will disappear in a puff of magical unicorn farts
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