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Thu February 22, 2018
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 "I took my wife's name and my boss refuses to accept it"
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 Dude looks like a lady... NTTAWWT (Possibly not safe for work)
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(MSNBC)
 
  
 
 A swarm of incontinent howler monkeys descend on Maryland, Trumpy's concerned about violent media, and Mueller drops another 2-ton bag of hammers on Manafort and Gates. MSNBC Discussion thread, Thirsty Thursday edition, festivities begin at 8pm EST
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 L'enfer, c'est les autres
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(NBC Olympics)
 
  
 
 A day after America embarrassed its northern neighbors in their top sports, it's a quiet night at the Olympics. Women's figure skating is the headline event, with women's ski cross also tonight, weather permitting. Things start at 8pm EST
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(Military.com)
 
  
 
 I wanted to know if "head" is an acronym. I found this. Anyone who has served, additions to the right
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(C-SPAN)
 
  
 
 The gaseous emanations from the spawn of Raxacoricofallapatorius threaten to clog up your senses. Can you bear the putrid stank? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1400)
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(The New York Times)
 
  
 
 Parent decides to write up a social media contract in order for her 9-year-old to responsibly utilize his device, but she wanted to find the "trouble spots" first. It didn't take long. Are you developing these contracts for your children?
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(Deslidefied)
 
  
 
 Celebrities who were once cheerleaders. Strangely absent is Will Ferrell
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(Slate)
 
  
 
 "Dear Prudence: My husband and I learned his mom gave $50,000 to an online scammer after being catfished; we got her finances back in order, but are worried it'll happen again. We want to catfish her to see if she falls for it again; is that okay?"
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Wheat vs. Oats for breakfast. What do you prefer?
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
  
 
 Let's kick the tires and light the fires. Falcon 9 launch - rescheduled - from Vandenburg at 6:17am PST, 9:17 in the east, with a potential fairing recovery
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Wed February 21, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
  
 
 Trumpy keeps tweeting whilst Kushbot 9000 sweats over potential unemployment in near future, and sweet FSM it's still only Wednesday. MSNBC discussion thread, festivities begin at 8pm EST, sobriety not recommended
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(NBC Olympics)
 
  
 
 The main event in PyeongChang tonight is the USA/Canada women's hockey gold medal match at 11pm EST. Also, there are two alpine skiing medals up for grabs, big air snowboarding, and men's curling semifinals. Everything starts at 7pm EST
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(Marginal Revolution)
 
  
 
 What is your favorite conspiracy theory? Bonus points if the media won't report it
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(C-SPAN)
 
  
 
 Trump 'listening session' with students and parents of school shootings live right now on C-SPAN
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
  
 
 Y'all the Champagne market is a racket. Here's some bubbly that sets a new standard, and won't set your wallet on fire
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(Wikipedia)
 
  
 
 My fellow Farkers: What was your favorite year - so far - and how old were you?
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 New Comics (2/21): Comics about Mata Hari, Pumpkinhead, Birdman, Batman investigating a war between Celtic gods and the Fairy Folk....it's a weirder week than usual
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(The Japan News)
 
  
 
 Dear Troubleshooter: My husband is ripe. What do I do without offending him? Dear Ms A: I suggest you say to him things like, "When you sweat, wipe your armpits well," while putting a spare item of underwear in his bag when he leaves for work
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(Google)
 
  
 
 I'm bored. Please favor me with a limmerick
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 "As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into an enormous insect."-Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis. When in doubt, turn someone into a bug. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, slightly buggy edition
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
  
 
 SpaceX has an early morning show for Best Coasters, launching a radar satellite and their first 2 prototype Internet satellites from Vandenberg. Instantaneous launch window at 6:16 am PST, 9:16 am in the east, no first-stage recovery (Launch rescheduled to February 21st)
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(Slate)
 
  
 
 "Dear Prudence: My 3-year-old daughter's best friend at day care is a boy; they've known each other since infancy. His parents and the daycare staff refer to them as boyfriend and girlfriend. I find it disturbing. How can I stop this behavior?"
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(Oregon Live)
 
  
 
 Would you rather have 100-degree heat or Snowmageddon?
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Tue February 20, 2018
(WWE)
 
  
 
 HOW are we going to top last night? WHEN are we going to get the women in singles matches? WHY so serious, Benjables? It's YOUR SmackDown Live thread (8pm EST, USA)
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(MSNBC)
 
  
 
 Twisted Tuesday MSNBC Thread. Festivities start at 8ET. *FAAAAAAAAART*
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(NBC Olympics)
 
  
 
 A busy Olympic night with Curling starting at 7 PM ET. Next is men's big air. The ladies skate their short program. Women's downhill and ski cross. Hockey features a game between USA and Czech then the Bronze medal in the women's between Finland and OAR
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
  
 
 It's Leg 1; Day 2 of the Round of 16. Tuesday has Besiktas at Bayern or Barca at Chelsea. Wednesday has Roma at Shakhtar Donetsk or Man United at Sevilla. Kickoff is at 2:45 pm EST both days. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion thread
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 Walmart to sell 3 "Mystery Flavors" of peeps this Easter. What do you think they'll be?
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(Patch)
 
  
 
 It's been one whole week since the last White House Press Briefing. Will Huckabeast have lost 100 pounds from anxiety? Will Hucky-Boo-Boo have gained 200 pounds from rage stress eating? *THIS* is your White House Press Briefing link (2pm EST)
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 Quick, let's read on why the letter "Q" is almost always followed by the letter "U"
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(Mental Floss)
 
  
 
 Whatever you do, don't take your shoes off on an airplane
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 Finally, the longest debate known to man has been settled: Should you wet your toothbrush before or after applying the toothpaste?
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Mon February 19, 2018
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Richard Branson thinks that one day we'll have universal income. Could you tell the right wing super rich? Because they'd prefer we'd all become part of a massive slave labor force
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(YouTube)
 
  
 
 A man swarmed on Bunday What? If we can have a Caturday, and Woofday, then Bunday needs to be a thing
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(WWE)
 
  
 
 WHY a Gauntlet prior to an Elimination? WHY NOT another 6 Woman Tag Match? WHAT will be Braun's next chart-topping hit? WHO stole Apollo's last name? THIS IS YOUR WWE RAW thread, live at 8 pm est on USA Network
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(MSNBC)
 
  
 
 President's Day finds Donald finally able to golf again, Kushner in more hot water, and more twitterhea from the dotard. Holiday edition of the MSNBC Discussion thread. Join the fun starting at 8PM EST
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(Comic Book)
 
  
 
 Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Trapped in a time loop. (CW 8ET) Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Trapped in a time loop. (CW 8ET) Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Trapped in a time loop. (CW 8ET) Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Trapped in a time l
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(The Epoch Times)
 
  
 
 Donald Trump has been out of the world's sight for 60 hours. What was he doing?
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(NBC Olympics)
 
  
 
 Tonight; there's men's hockey playoffs with USA playing first, women skiing in the halfpipe for medals, couples dancing on ice for medals, and overnight; women's bobsled and short track skating. 7pm EST start on the usual outlets
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(Boing Boing)
 
 Video
 
 Hidden mathematical formula for writing late-night show jokes, Fark headlines
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 I keep remembering this show from the '90s but I can't remember what it was called
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
  
 
 If you're out of butter and eggs or forgoing them altogether, these are some vegan substitutes and tricks. What other vegan substitutes can you think of?
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 If you really want to lose weight, here is how many calories you should cut down on each day
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(Onion AV Club)
 
  
 
 So, what is everyone reading this February? Subby will be enjoying All the Pieces Matter, the behind-the-scenes story of The Wire
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(Deslidefied)
 
  
 
 Here are the world's biggest tourist traps, and what to do instead
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(Deslidefied)
 
  
 
 Here are 8 signs that you have lived a past life. Subby somehow thinks he has
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 If you were to choose one thing that you want to see as mandatory learning in schools, anything, what would it be?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
  
 
 Could you live for a day without plastic?
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Sun February 18, 2018
(Some Narcissist)
 
  
 
 I'm no psychologist, but this seems familiar
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(ESPN)
 
  
 
 Team LeBron is taking on Team Stephen in good ol' L.A.. Who will win the All-Star Game MVP? Will any spectacular plays amaze us? How about some dunks? The NBA All-Star Game tips off at 8pm ET on TNT
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(NBC Olympics)
 
  
 
 There's ice dancing, snowboarding big air, skiers in the halfpipe, and women's hockey semifinals tonight and Monday morning at the XXIII Olympic Winter Games. Everything starts at 7pm ET on NBC and NBCSN
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(UFC)
 
  
 
 Sunday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 126, Cowboy Cerrone vs Yancy Medeiros, Derrick Lewis vs Marcin Tybura. Fight Pass prelims at 6 pm ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 7pm, Fox Sports 1 main card at 9 pm
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(NASCAR)
 
  
 
 The short offseason is over. The Daytona 500 is here. 2:30 pm on FOX
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(Deadline)
 
  
 
 Black Panther breaks records as it claws apart the competition at #1 with $185 million. Peter Rabbit made it out of the warren with $17.8 million as softcore porn Fifty Shades Freed is #3 with $17.4 million while Early Man bombs at #7 with $3 million
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(ESPN)
 
  
 
 Sunday brings us some intriguing NHL match-ups including Flyers-Rangers, Penguins-Blue Jackets, and Stars-Sharks. All this and more as the puck drops at Noon ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(Fox Sports)
 
  
 
 Will the big clubs rest their stars? Will Rochdale upset Spurs? FA Cup weekend starts Friday, 2:45 PM EST with Leicester and Sheffield U. Saturday has Man U facing Huddersfield, West Brom v. Southampton. It wraps up Monday with Citeh and Wigan
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(Psychology Today)
 
  
 
 "After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." ― Aldous Huxley. Music is often the only way we have of processing. The Sunday Morning Music Club wants to know what's your go-to music when things get bad
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(Vox)
 
  
 
 "Public education is pointless"
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Sat February 17, 2018
(NBC Olympics)
 
  
 
 Not much happening tonight in PyeongChang. The men's giant slalom takes place (wind permitting), male skiers take on slopestyle (wind permitting), we'll definitely have curling and hockey and bobsled starts in the morning. NBC coverage starts at 7 pm ET
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(NASCAR)
 
  
 
 Next race up at Daytona is the Nascar Xfinity Series PowerShares QQQ 300, today at 2:30 EST on FS1. QQQ sounds like pew pew pew hehe
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(NHL)
 
  
 
 The NHL is still in full swing during the Winter Olympics (fark a whole plethora of people on that). 11 games today starting with the Kings out east coast and ending with the Bruins out west. First puck drops @ 1pm ET. Pierre's in Pyeongchang
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(The Washington Outsider)
 
  
 
 Anyone who is not progressing is regressing. This is, of course, a personal problem, not an issue politicians and businessmen are going to champion. People must be their own advocates when it comes to their financial wellbeing
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 Moscow residents find novel way to FINALLY get snow removal underway. Your move Vladdy
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Fri February 16, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
  
 
 Mueller drops a double dose of indictments to lead us into President's day. 13 Russians and 1 American are in the crosshairs. Trump says NO COLLUSION. It's FRESH HELL FRIDAY in the MSNBC Discussion Thread. Sobriety not recommended. Fun starts @ 8 EST
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(NBC Olympics)
 
  
 
 Subby's not going to lie, he's going to see "Black Panther" tonight. But the Winter Olympics has stuff going on too, like hockey and USA/Denmark in men's curling. You folks can watch and discuss @ 7pm ET
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(NASCAR)
 
  
 
 Continuing the long weekend at the beach, tonight we have the Nascar Camping World Truck Series starting their season off with the Nextera Energy Resources 250 at Daytona tonight at 7:30PM EST on FS1
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(Bellator)
 
  
 
 Friday Night MMA: Bellator 194: The Heavyweight Grand Prix continues, with Matt Mitrione vs Roy "Big Country" Nelson. Also Patricky Pitbull vs Derek Campos II. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on the Paramount Network
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(Twitter)
 
  
 
 Will we get the Gates guilty plea today and subsequent details on all the dirty shiat he's involved in? Will that kick off the next round of indictments? Will Kelly get pushed out? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (5pm shoe drop)
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(Refinery29)
 
  
 
 What The Year Of The Dog Means For You
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(Toronto Star)
 
  
 
 Dear Ellie: I'm in an abusive relationship with a narcissist and chronic manipulator (difficulty: wife, not husband). Ellie: Get out out out out OUT
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 Yes, students should be allowed to go to the bathroom during lessons. Why is this even a debate?
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(Slate)
 
  
 
 "I'm not bonding with my baby. Is this normal? Am I strange for not feeling that immediate connection?"
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 This Oregon home looks normal, until you step inside
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(Vice)
 
  
 
 Your sushi comes to your table still writhing... Sign of quality or gross af?
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Is non-alcoholic beer worth drinking?
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40
 
(Steam Powered)
 
  
 
 More popular than that narcoleptic bard you rolled last week it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to the Steam Lunar New Year sale. What have you been playing? On a side note what's the first game you remember buying with your own money?
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(Deslidefied)
 
  
 
 Shop at Walmart? Here are 14 hacks and tips for shopping there
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