I am always cold. Always. I don’t care what time of year it is, or how warmly you think you keep your house heated. The only time I am not cold is in the summertime when it’s over 75 degrees … Continue reading
Dear Janel, Greetings from 2015! Dude, let me tell you — the future is CUCKOO BANANAS. I don’t want to tell you too much, because Doc in Back to the Future II says you shouldn’t know too much about your … Continue reading
OMG I’M IN A BOOK AGAIN THIS SHIT IS UNREAL EVERYONE. Remember when I got all pumped up because I had been included in I Just Want to Be Alone (I Just Want to Pee Alone) (Volume 2)? I can’t even … Continue reading
A few weeks ago, I traded in the car I’ve owned for the past ten years for a minivan. Well, I didn’t so much “trade in” my car as I “donated it to charity because apparently it’s illegal to purposely … Continue reading
It’s no secret in my house or amongst anybody who has ever met me that I am not a great cook. I don’t get it. I cook everything on a high heat, because that makes it cook faster (it doesn’t). … Continue reading
Guys, I’m not fat. I realize that. But I am fatter. I am a recovering skinny girl who still shops and dresses like a skinny girl. It’s not until I find myself in a changing room stuck in a pair … Continue reading
Did you hear? Jen Mann’s book, People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Competitive Crafters, Drop-Off Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges, is finally out! I was able to read an advance copy, because I’ve fooled someone along the way … Continue reading
Every parent has a list of things that they swore they would never do when they had children. At the top of my list, even above using pacifiers and buying cereal with marshmallows, was kid’s music — especially those garbage Kidz Bop CDs. … Continue reading
A few weekends ago I went to Baltimore for the BlogU conference that I’ve NEVER EVER talked to you about. I won’t recap the entire thing, but suffice it to say that it was incredible and you’re a fool not … Continue reading
Okay, so, yeah. So, don’t freak out or anything, but I need to tell you something. It’s not bad! No, I swear, it’s NOT! Okay, okay, okayokayokay LISTEN! It’s good, really, just listen. Okay, ready? NO, I’M NOT PREGNANT! JEEZ!!! … Continue reading
