I get a lot of fan mail. Some good, some bad. So I created a place to collate them. As new fan mail comes in, I’ll add it to this post. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I copy and paste messages and comments exactly as I receive them (despite what people may say otherwise). This post is purely an amusing collection of random user's misplaced anger and messages of love!
u/GallowBoob: "i'm just gonna hand over the karmawhoring title to you"
r/pics: "You have been temporarily banned from participating in r/pics"
u/meltingteeth: "Jesus dude your profile is so spammy. Having a manic episode?"
r/food: "You have been banned from participating in r/food."
r/4chan: " You have been temporarily banned from participating in r/4chan."
u/themalhammer: "Ya, didn't think so. Keep abusing your "power". I am sure it is the only thing in your life you are in control of so it must feel pretty good. Lol."
u/SeamusHeaneysGhost: "Looking at your comment history you seem to be on a power trip at the minute. I'll drop another mod a post. . you're clearly not thinking all that clearly."
u/buddyn32: "When you say I reposted a post that I created myself and only existed previously in a deleted form at the time of a removal, are you speaking satirically or metaphorically, because either one would probably be in violation of one of the many invisible rules and straight up bent standards of quality content put in place by you alone. Maybe you should stop being a belittling hypocrite, and maybe even try to understand the implications of the job that you have put in place for yourself and are continuing to pretend is such a big deal that you need to cuck over other people so royally unjustly they decide that they would rather try whatever they can to passive aggressively tear you apart in the form of a incredibly long run-on sentence, solely formed with the wraith of the true scum of the earth that i'm sad I must share with YOU."
u/Jordan_Kelsall: "Aren’t you a little pussy ay?"
u/orochi: "while i do respect the team, i do not respect you."
u/illeniumofficial: "All good."
u/Commentiquette: "Thank you for your efforts, seriously, and for giving me a line of communication for all this stuff. You've gone above and beyond and I appreciate the hell out of it."
u/Doxxe: "Nice another pussy ass corrupted mod. Enjoy your worthless life, Reddit hero man"
u/OriginalAmourPropre: "Jesus. My lord, my saviour, help me. I need you."
u/gusthedanger: "Have a great day. Thank so much, JP."
u/melector: "thank you for improving r/videos for us creators! You're awesome."
u/MrPennywhistle: "This is incredibly refreshing. It's clear you guys are taking your job seriously. You're also thinking about it from multiple perspectives, which is a good indicator of solid leadership. Let me know if I can ever be of assistance in any capacity."
u/scotty314: "You are directly responsible for the channel, and consequently my life, taking a very different trajectory. So thank you!"
u/Hoshigumi: "You're a hero"
u/NeedAGoodUsername: "Am I going to get a reply to the modmails or am I going to be ignored?"
u/xFloaty : "I can imagine u/jesuspunk telling his grandchildren one day about that time he rule 7'd the governator."
u/xielu: "Delete this post. Ban u/jesuspunk. Delete all reported reposts. Reposts gone"
u/maybeitsyourface: "What the fuck? The title isn't supposed to make them want to watch the video? I got 0 upvotes anyway. Seriously, dude, I hope you get paid for this job or else this is just fucking sad. I'm not asking for views or upvotes. What's the point?"
u/Best_of_The_Midwest: "Listen soybrain, shitposting is obviously not your strong suit. Why don't you go back to your vidyagame subs and leave the shitposting to the professionals."
u/weedandweed: "karmawhoring piece of shit stop cluttering up the feeds of millions of users with your ancient common bullshit"
u/Ouroboron: "So, instead of contributing new, interesting, fresh content, you're looking to karma whore an old post? You're just a really shitty /u/gallowboob."
u/screwdawork: "You remind me of Trump. Technically within legal bounds (that we know of), but you're a dick about it and contributing to the problem."
Fuck I love this band so much. This album has blown me away, LOVE IT 🤘🏼
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Paul Joyce: Klopp's reference to Mignolet's pay appears to be related to the Fulham deal collapsing due to personal terms not being agreed. David Maddock: Mignolet failed to agree personal terms on a move to Fulham, and Klopp gets tough as he tells the keeper to stop moaning in public. "It is always better to talk to me directly about it than newspapers. He's on pretty good pay at LFC by the way.”
That's not quoted correctly btw.
Full quote (from BBC Sport newsfeed):
"He will not be leaving. Of course not. I would say in general discussing your problems in public doesn't make too much sense. It is better to speak to each other, I'm a big believer in that. But it was still OK.
"It is the one time, we are all human beings and I have not problem with that, and if he was happy to be a number two then I wouldn't really know him. He is a top professional, a top goalkeeper and of course he is not happy to be number two but at the end there are worse things in the world than being number two – pretty good pay by the way at Liverpool.
"So in the first moment you understand decisions or not but it is always better to talk to me directly about it than newspapers. Matt [McCann] told me - usually I would not even be aware of it. It makes not too much sense, if you want to say something to me say it directly – that helps.”
Removed: Not LFC Related and Meme.
I posted the same thing last night and it got removed. What the heck /u/jesuspunk
Your post was specific to one weapon, not a full post about all the datamined weapons.
Never lucky. PepeHands
Sorry pal!
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Uhm tell me why I’m not allowed to post a bug. USING THE BUG FLAIR. This reddit sucks booty. I’m going to the other fortnite br reddit cuz it’s better.
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