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There's Hardcore Porn Hiding In iOS 10's GIF Search
Apple is using multiple sources for it's nifty new GIF search, but they're still sorting out some very large bugs.
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VESTED INTEREST
Is DeRay's Run For Mayor The Next Step For Black Lives Matter?
It isn’t a national candidate vowing to end inequality and, with it, racism. It’s better than that. It might even work.
MAYBE HE REALLY IS A SUPER GENIUS
How Wile E. Coyote Explains The World
Jokes are simple. They lead you to expect one thing, then deliver the unexpected. Laughter ensues. The brilliance of Wile E. Coyote is how the cartoon executes on this over and over again.
JUST LISTEN
Happy 20th Birthday To 'This American Life,' Which Is Way Darker Than You Think
Most of the criticism directed at This American Life comes from its imagined audience: educated white liberals who need stories of slightly-flawed-but-ultimately-good people. TAL is not that show.
WELCOME TO LUVERNE
'Fargo' Is The Best Show On TV Because It's The Coolest, Weirdest Place On TV
Watching a new episode unfold is a bit like watching the San Antonio Spurs run yet another flawless offensive set. Everything is so smartly executed and aesthetically pleasing that it feels like “Oh man, that’s great!” is all there is to say about it.
KEEP CALM AND CARSON ON
2016 Presidential Campaign Merch, Ranked
From $1,000 copies of the Constitution to $75 guacamole bowls to “Grillary Clinton” aprons, the world of presidential campaign merchandise is a strange one, and nowhere is that clearer than on the Internet, where some of our illustrious candidates have launched merch stores that come in every degree of corny.
DIS-UNITED STATES
Dissolve The United States
A room with Rand Paul, Mike Huckabee, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, Ben Carson, Donald Trump, Jeb Bush, Scott Walker, Carly Fiorina, John Kasich, and Chris Christie in it is a fucking clown show no matter what they are doing there.
THEY'RE STILL SHOOTING, THOUGHT
America Has Lost The War Against Guns
American gun culture is unique, taking hundreds of years to grow and harden into the current disaster as it exists.
HE'S NO ANGEL
Bernie Sanders Can't Save Black People
The fatal flaw in Sander's plan to solve racial inequality is the economy, stupid.
SEMI-CHARMED LIFE
Take Third Eye Blind As Seriously As They Take Themselves
“Hi, we’re Third Eye Blind from San Francisco, California, and we’re high as kites.” Stephan Jenkins beams at the Blue Hills Bank Pavilion crowd from the depths of his hoodie.
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Can Busch Non-Alcoholic Beer Get You Drunk?
Is all beer good, even boozeless beer? One idiot investigates.
THE WEIGHT OF BLACKNESS, LIFTED
President Obama Took Me To Church
"For about 40 minutes, to remember a dead preacher, Obama became one."
THEY RUIN EVERYTHING
Wimpy White Dudes With Guitars Ruined 'American Idol'
American Idol is finally dead, to the delight of those who’ve always hated it, and the relief of those who used to love it.
SOMETHING TO CURE YOUR MELONCHOLY
The Watermelon-Eating Techniques Of Large Animals, Ranked
Feeding whole watermelons to large animals and uploading the resulting videos to YouTube is a thing that people do, and it is one of the best uses of the Internet.
'A NEW BLACKNESS'
'In Living Color' At 25: Highlights From A Comedy Revolution
In celebration of just how well "ILC" holds up a quarter-century later, we asked some of our favorite writers, from Gawker and Jezebel luminaries, Desus & Mero, to DJs influenced by the show and beyond, to share their favorite memories of the show.
PUNK'S NOT DEAD, JUST HIDING
A Skeptic's Guide To The Mekons
The Mekons aren’t a band in any normal sense, may not exist, and can be accurately described only by using the sort of superlatives that would make most normal people throw up their hands in skeptical exasperation, all of which makes them a problem for those who love them.
A REAL BREWHAHA
Tracing The Origins Of Lucky Buddha Beer
Lucky Buddha Beer is beer. Because of the fact that I have had many other beverages definitively known to science as beer (not bragging ... much), merely tasting the Lucky Drink Co. product was proof positive: This is beer. Beyond that meek pronouncement, however, the bona fides of this stuff are somewhat more difficult to establish.
LET'S TAKE STOCK
Bone Broth Is Hot Ham Water
What is bone broth? It's stock, or water boiled with animal bones, meat scraps, and vegetables. You know it as the liquid part of pretty much every bowl of soup you've ever had.
ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 12TH GRADER?
What Happens When A 38-Year-Old Man Takes An AP History Test?
"I took this practice exam cold, with no studying. I also replicated the high school test-taking environment as best I could. Here now are my findings."
BLURRED LAWS
The 'Blurred Lines' Verdict Is Bad News, Even If You Hate Robin Thicke
Even if the estate's alarming victory doesn't extend a song's copyright from composition of music and lyrics to production quality and "feel" — the judge specifically rejected the latter argument before the case went to trial, leaving the case to be decided entirely by a sheet-music comparison — the verdict is still nefarious.
