4 More Days
Due to the exigencies of the shipping industry this time of year, we at Brickmuppet Blog remain obliged to substitute seasonal pinup art for actual content.
It is not simply a re-hash of previous plots in the franchise.
It is also completely devoid of infuriating Mary Sues who are effortlessly good at everything.
Despite its very different tone and style (It is actually a re-skinned Samurai film....complete with Zatoichi!) this is not a rejection of the franchise, its fans or its conceits, but rather a labor of love in homage to the whole kit and kaboodle, complete with geeky references to the trilogy, the prequels and the TV series of the sort that were cute but awkward in the prequels. Here they are done masterfully.
Likewise the female lead is an action girl done exactly right.
The movie's effects are everything one would expect from a Star Wars film done by Disney...and more. This is a gorgeous film with visuals that even by today's standards are stunning and it breaks new ground in FX as well as necromancy (which, upon reflection, I'm pretty sure is a Sith art).
This is a story about desperate bitter people in a dark time who are not all that nice who are at the end of their rope while those they look to for guidance are giving in to despair.
Rogue One is also a story of honor, redemption, hope and courage that manages to be uplifting and inspiring despite its gritty take on the Star Wars universe. This is a beautiful and awesome film that fits in perfectly to the Star Wars canon without the sense of forcing the issue that permeated the prequels.
I also note that almost NONE of the scenes in the trailers appear in the film, (at least as they are shot for the trailers) and this is a very different sort of film than the trailers promise. Quite possibly a better one.
I further note that all they REALLY needed to do to succeed was to flesh this out:
"It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil GALACTIC EMPIRE.
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy...."
They did.
My only gripe is that the score is not anywhere near as epic as one expects from a Star Wars film, except where John Williams pieces are dusted off and used. This is not as egregious as it normally would be given that this is a very different sort of story.
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Good to hear, it could so easily have gone horribly wrong.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Tue Dec 20 10:58:47 2016 (PiXy!)
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I may ruffle feathers, but I think it has set the standard as the best of the SW movies; even better than TESB. Why do I say that?
Simple -- TESB suffers from being the middle movie, with a couple of major unresolved plot points at the end. (Solo captured, "there is another"). At the time, we were all disappointed by the first and intrigued by the second. It was only in retrospect, after the third movie, that fans enshrined the second; moreso after the godawful prequel trilogy.
Rogue suffers a bit from not having a fight near the beginning -- but it's an espionage movie (until it goes full Action/Adventure), and that would have actually hurt it more, I think. So, yes, its slow, but I didn't feel like it was because I'd been warned, and adjusted my expectations.
During the final fight, there was an ebb and flow to the battle, and certain objectives the Rebels had to meet. I was telling myself, "This isn't a pure SW movie; it's a WWII movie -- and then another commentator identified the exact movie: It's the Dirty Dozen. With the caveat that these guys are all volunteers, yes it is.
Posted by: ubu at Tue Dec 20 12:36:21 2016 (SlLGE)
1Apologies for the content deficit gentle readers.
There's nothing to apologize for--you've got more important things to deal with right now. Keep your chin up, do what you gotta do to get through the next two weeks, and we'll be here waiting for free entertainment in the new year.
Posted by: Peter the Not-so-Great at Tue Dec 13 22:09:26 2016 (jS1F0)
Sic Itur Ad Astra
War hero, test pilot, senator and the first American to orbit the Earth; John Glenn has passedaway at 95.
95 is a ripe old age and he certainly lived a full life. It is terrible, however, to loose such a storied and august individual.
What is, in some ways, more terrible still, is that, so many years after his pioneering flight, he did not have the option of an off-planet hospice. With Senator Glenn, the last of the Mercury astronauts has passed, and we are rapidly approaching a point where no living person will have walked on the moon; a rather retrograde development.
The animated short in the post below sums up the attitude of much of the United States in the early 1940's. It's not an unreasonable point of view. War is an obscene thing. 24 years earlier the country had entered a "War to End All Wars" which had, in the intervening years provided, as a case study in the wretchedness of war, thousands of men in what should have been the prime of their lives, missing limbs, blind or otherwise maimed by bullets, shrapnel, fire, and gas. The intervening years had seen numerous "police actions" in Central America, each of which had looked an awful lot like a war; ie; that thing those men had been maimed in the hopes of ending for all time.
Most Americans with names not ending in Roosevelt wanted nothing to do with war. And so the pacifists, with help from the German American Bund and the communists (well, until 22 June 1941) all loudly proclaimed the disdain the American people had for war. From the papers to the radio to films as seen below and even the pulpits, the cry of "No More War!" was heard throughout the land.
However, when a sincere desire for peace becomes a nationwide cry from the rooftops it can be misinterpreted. Trotsky's quip, "You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. " is quite true, and war is especially interested in places where pacifism becomes loud virtue signaling, as it can signal, instead of virtue, cowardice, or at the very least a lack of resolve.
And so, those who looked for such signals interpreted them accordingly. The Americans were not going going to sell them oil because Americans did not want to support those who waged war...because Americans hated war....Americans hated war...so this was the time to strike.
And strike they did, 75 years ago today.
U.S.S. California goes down. Note the sailors in the water.
14inch guns of U.S.S. Pennsylvania silhouetted by the explosion of U.S.S. Shaw.
Battleship Row Burns.
Identifying the bodies pulled from the sunken ships.
Within a few years, those men, and far too many of their subjects discovered to their horror that a disdain for war is not a sign of cowardice, or weakness.
Too loudly proclaiming it however, can cary a terrible price for everyone involved.
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That was weird and creepy.
Also, they didn't explain the wartime genetic engineering of animals....
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at Mon Dec 5 20:39:58 2016 (S0Svy)
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I though that I might be the last person in the USA who remembers <i>Rock and Rule</i>. I'm glad to learn that I was wrong.
"My Name is Mok", music video: https://youtu.be/Ndfosrud75A
Posted by: Blue Crab at Tue Dec 6 15:47:17 2016 (+156S)
REPORT: Sarah Hoyt Has Been Hospitalized (Possible Heart Attack)
There is no further info at this time. The info comes via my friend Bob's Facebook feed.
Hopefully, this will end up being nothing more than a reset of the blog's Time Since Last Total Fact Check Casualty counter from 5 years and 67 days to zero.
UPDATE:The report is confirmed. Fortunately, it is confirmed by Mrs. Hoyt. It looks like she may need a pacemaker or something.(Thanks to Rick C. in the comments.)
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She just posted an update on her own blog. Note: I am using the built-in editor's link inserter feature, and not putting in a bare link.https://accordingtohoyt.com/2016/12/02/i-am-alive/
"I feel stupid and guilty for letting my body get out of line and encouraging it in its nonsense. But they’re keeping me under observation till tomorrow, and I can’t even type with this thing on my finger. And I’m worrying my family.
So. That’s where I am. More when I can type."
Worrisome but if she's able to snark she will hopefully be OK.
Posted by: RickC at Fri Dec 2 19:41:11 2016 (ITnFO)
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Fri Dec 2 20:01:04 2016 (1zM3A)
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Also: Rick C., what browser are you using? 'cause...your linkypoo defenestrated itself.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Fri Dec 2 20:06:03 2016 (1zM3A)
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Chrome 54 on Windows 10. Pixy said there seems to be a problem with the editor with some recent browser versions, and is looking into the issue and to see if there's an update for the editor.
Posted by: RickC at Fri Dec 2 20:24:46 2016 (ITnFO)
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They've discontinued the editor we're using, but they've released a shiny new one, which I've now purchased and will install soon.
Also went over to Amazon and picked up her Darkship Thieves series. Needed something to read anyway.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Sat Dec 3 02:52:04 2016 (PiXy!)
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Apparently not really a heart attack, but a combination of other factors, including dehydration. From her FB: I'm much better. This seems to have been a synergy of my auto-immune
weirdness and pathologically low blood pressure and heart rate (like
high is in the fifties. Yep, I AM a zombie.)
Posted by: Mauser at Sun Dec 4 02:22:56 2016 (5Ktpu)
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