Alexandra  ✨

Tomorrow is only Thursday.

Ive basically listened to years of the risk! podcast over several weeks. If you @ThisAmerLife & story telling you gotta listen @RISKshow

Love this: "We’ve gradually stopped talking about “computer literacy” as a skill that’s distinct from being competent as an average person."

(I know I crowded my tomatoes, I just didn't have enough dirt and I'm gunna repot them when I get some)

Gardening is a good example of how I can't do anything halfway. This morning I thought "it would be nice to grow tomatoes on my balcony" ...

If you run out of coffee & go to the coffee shop a block away in your pjs you will see at least 1 ex and 3 attractive men. It's science.

Dear future husband: I cannot be with you until you have accepted Beyonce into your heart. Just a heads up.

What's "offline"?

*Books a Saturday at 8:30am appointment* ... wow can't wait to totally regret this.

I think I like working in tech so much because I'm constantly amazed at what's possible and I hope I never lose that.

I'll tell you what, the title "entrepreneur" sure is used MIGHTY liberally on dating apps.

post-beyonce drop is the only time looking at social media feels nurturing and not soul-sucking

OMG #LEMONADE

when u say "i'm a bad texter" what u rly mean is "i don't want to do any labor when it comes to communicating with u"

Honestly I should probably be taking notes, they have way better game than I do.

9 year old drama at the park is next level. The group of girls talked about how much they like this boy & now theyre all being mean to him.

.@kanyewest saying "hurry up with my damn croissants" is still my favourite rap lyric of all time, by far.

A truly modern problem I have constantly @ work is wondering if this is the first time I'm meeting someone IRL or not. I can't keep track.

My absolute favourite part of online dating is the part where you commiserate over having to online date.

Pro: a garden being put in the empty lot across my scary alley. Con: their commitment to using power tools on weekend mornings to do so.

At first I felt defeated like I needed a strong man to help, but now I just pour coffee in the spout & feel like a smart problem solver

Till I realized it's called a "dorm", I lived in one... And it involved waking up to people puking in your hallway a lot.

Just walked past a seniors housing building and thought to myself that they should make those for younger people.

@CherylStrayed: "Doing something that you know was hard to do but you did anyway...that's bravery." #SuperSoulSunday

Sometimes I do an arm workout and am genuinely surprised that I'm not cut from marble like, immediately following the stretch and cool down.

This was a good idea in theory, but now I have no idea who is texting me

I didn't think I cared about rockets but this was incredibly cool (and exciting!) to watchhttps://twitter.com/RT_America/status/718545893918507008 …

So I guess you can take the girl outta Winnipeg, but you can't make her care less about pizza?

I just got SUPER offended a girl on Instagram recommended a bad pizza place to one of my fave food bloggers visiting Winnipeg...

I truly can't believe we live in a world where bucket hats managed to make a fashion comeback.

It's game over when "did I turn off the stove" crosses my brain, I gotta immediately go check if I want to think of anything else that day.

I dunno if a grown man should be using the phrase "twinsies" in texts, but here we are.

If I'm being honest my main motivations in life have been spite and coffee.

Going through your contacts and deleting all the dudes who weren't so great to you feels prettyyyyyyyyyyy goooooooood.

Wheeeeew does 12 hours alone in your car give you a chance to overthink ohhh.... Literally. Everything.

Can no longer tell if I've been driving across the prairies since this morning or forever.

Putting nutritional info on a sausage mcmuffin strikes me as kiiiinda rude, like I know what I'm getting myself into don't rub it in.