(((Benji Lovitt)))

@benjilovitt

Comedian, writer, educator, self-proclaimed cultural differences expert. Doing standup on a stage near you.

Tel Aviv
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Joined June 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 11

    If you read one thing I write all year.... "68 more things I love about " via

    6 retweets 20 likes
  2. 4 hours ago

    Does anyone know a place in Central Tel Aviv where I could find more cowbell?

  3. 15 hours ago

    Israel arrests 6 suspected of planning attacks. Got bombs from Hezbollah, hid them, then lost them. You thought it was easy to misplace keys

    5 likes
  4. 17 hours ago

    Why can't we name wars like we do hurricanes? "Just after dawn today, the IDF launched Operation Jennifer...." Stay safe, Florida...

  5. 19 hours ago

    Awesome! My First Story: Hebrew, Hell, and Hovercoming It All:

    1 retweet 1 like
  6. 19 hours ago

    Sign #863 that you're getting old: Your ignorance causes your friend to respond, "Whaddya mean 'what's the dog filter?' "

  7. 23 hours ago

    No need to worry, everyone. Hamas has announced that the rockets fired into Israel were just really crappy Amazon Prime drones.

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  8. 23 hours ago

    Can someone please tell Hamas to stop doing tashlich with rockets?

    3 likes
  9. 23 hours ago

    A rocket was fired from Gaza into Israel, hitting an open area. In the spirit of the chagim, Hamas has apologized for being so inaccurate.

    1 retweet 1 like
  10. Oct 5

    New IDF recruiting slogan: "You can't spell 'miluim' without U and I." ()

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  11. Oct 4

    Warriors 89, Clippers 36 was a real score.

    1,186 retweets 2,252 likes
  12. Oct 5

    My 1st ever storytelling event (video): Hebrew, Hell, and Hovercoming It All:

    2 likes
  13. Oct 2

    Do religious Jews have disco-themed events and call them "30's parties"?

    2 likes
  14. Oct 2

    So it's definitely too late to make a Rosh Hashana music video? I wish someone had told me before I wrote these lyrics to "Gangnam Style".

    1 like
  15. Oct 2

    Weird way to sell "shoplifting."

    28 retweets 277 likes
  16. Oct 2

    US citizens in Israel: make sure to vote! A little video from

    1 retweet 2 likes
  17. Sep 30

    Thoughts from 's speech at :

    2 likes
  18. Sep 30

    While you're at it, the party at work before Rosh Hashanah is NOT a "Haramat Kusit."

    Public Service Announcement: new immigrants, please consult with a native Hebrew-speaker before confusing the words "funeral" and "loan".
    3 retweets 3 likes
  19. Sep 30

    Public Service Announcement: new immigrants, please consult with a native Hebrew-speaker before confusing the words "funeral" and "loan".

    1 retweet 10 likes
  20. Sep 30

    Apparently Amos Oz has one outfit for both weddings and funerals.

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