Benji Lovitt

@benjilovitt

Comedian, writer, educator, self-proclaimed cultural differences expert. Doing standup on a stage near you.

Tel Aviv
Csatlakozott 2008. június

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    If you read one thing I write all year.... "68 more things I love about " via

  2. Sold out! Looking forward to sharing the stage...

  3. If a company's phone system hangs up on you when you're on hold, you are entitled to burn down their building. (Leviticus 4:1)

  4. . Happy birthday from me, Lady Daroff , and of course, !!!

  5. . marketing idea: Celebrate Kaf Tet B'November falling on Giving Tuesday by donating homes to impoverished settlers.

  6. Honored to participate in this show Saturday night with the hilarious . Funny and for an important cause. Spread the word!

  7. Kaf Tet B'November pick-up line: "Girl, are you trying to partition my heart? Because I will reject that plan and attack you with love."

  8. Such advances in invisible mechitza technology. Free admission for all men wearing their shock collars.

  9. Only a few fires thought to be arson and it's not that hot outside. Are we sure the weren't conducting a massive field op?

  10. If I see even a single company advertise "Cyber Yom Sheini", I'm going to ask Russia to hack into their site.

  11. Help: anyone have experience pulling an note off ?

  12. This is the most Jewish feedback ever given after a show. "Hire Benji Lovitt: At least no one will complain."

  13. Saturday night in DC, standup comedy at Tifereth Israel Congregation. Buy tickets now or Han Solo will die.

  14. DC peeps, is the best comic relief right now, esp. after this election!

  15. Standup comedy this Sat night in DC. Hope to see you there! Spread the word or I'll leave the country the next day.

  16. Benji Lovitt követve , , és 4 mások
  17. talks Israel with our Israel Fellows. Take a look:

  18. NYers: if you have energy 2moro night, come out for some Israel-related standup in the West Village.

  19. . is the man for teaching me how to share contacts over AirDrop at (although now I need his tech support, where r u?!)

  20. The final two minutes of that Dave Chappelle routine. Wow.

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