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@saraschaefer1

Comedian.

Joined April 2007
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  1. Nov 22

    IN THE SPIRIT OF THANKSGIVING I AM GIVING MY MOST RECENT CREATION AWAY! Head over to my instagram & tag someone you're thankful for in the comments to enter the drawing.

    6 replies 13 retweets 144 likes
  2. Nov 21

    Remember that people have opinions and thoughts and entire lifetimes of complex experiences that they don't talk about on social media

    8 replies 40 retweets 291 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Nov 21

    is an issue that will affect every single person here. It is not a partisan issue. We will never go back to a free internet.

    The FCC is planning to introduce a plan that completely repeals this week. Here's what you need to know.
    250 replies 22,922 retweets 36,116 likes
  4. Nov 18

    MADISON WISCONSIN! Come see me perform / solve everything at Nov 30-Dec 1! Get your tickets:

    1 reply 3 retweets 14 likes
  5. Nov 17

    Jared Kushner looks like a sickly aristocratic man-child in an Emma Thompson movie who suddenly goes apeshit and kills someone with a croquet mallet

    25 replies 53 retweets 488 likes
  6. Nov 17

    as if things couldn't get any worse

    7 replies 7 retweets 126 likes
  7. Nov 17

    LA tonight! 10 pm great lineup!

    Don’t miss me & doing long sets at SPECIAL tonight in Get tix!
    6 likes
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    Nov 16

    I fully support investigating sexual assault allegations about all elected officials, Democrat or Republican. But what we're not gonna do is start investigating one side and ignoring the most famous sexual predator, who lives in the White House. Burn it all down and start over.

    115 replies 4,040 retweets 9,516 likes
  9. Nov 17

    I think that Lorde's song "Sober" would be incredible done by an all female a cappella group. Please make this happen.

    5 replies 1 retweet 31 likes
  10. Nov 16

    What's worse? A little kid destroying sephora sample makeup in 5 minutes or hundreds of adult women putting their dirty unwashed hands in it over the course of several months?

    A child reportedly destroyed over $1,000 of makeup at — and the photos are horrific 💄
    12 replies 19 retweets 181 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Nov 15

    every time a female comedian succeeds, we still get "are women funny?" 7+ pervs in the past month & not one piece called "are men monsters?"

    303 replies 7,281 retweets 37,897 likes
  12. Nov 16

    Thank you for including me in this and giving voice to the experience of women in comedy (and all industries!):

    7 retweets 20 likes
  13. Nov 16

    Really enjoying this new barter system of "our guy will resign if YOUR guy will resign!" The women they hurt just tickets on the floor of the stock exchange

    4 replies 75 retweets 387 likes
  14. Nov 16

    Please read the entire story about Al Franken. Don't just react to the pic (which sucks). What happened earlier was MUCH worse. He forced his tongue into her mouth after she repeatedly said no.

    13 replies 42 retweets 131 likes
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    Nov 16
    Replying to

    Shit like this was never funny. Ppl may have laughed, someone may have gleefully snapped that pic, but this shit was NEVER funny to women

    117 replies 558 retweets 2,654 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Nov 15

    Mandatory Good Times will be this Thurs. ! Come see us & some of our favorites & live (unfortunately, we won't have this time around, but we hopefully will soon)

    , and
    4 retweets 3 likes
  17. Nov 15

    2017: giving actual trash a bad name

    Overheard a lady in the airport say "this is garbage" and I thought she was talking about some 2017 bullshit but then realized oh she's just literally describing trash
    1 reply 2 retweets 54 likes
  18. Nov 15

    Overheard a lady in the airport say "this is garbage" and I thought she was talking about some 2017 bullshit but then realized oh she's just literally describing trash

    8 replies 34 retweets 323 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Nov 15

    You got tix to ‘Special’ yet? 👏🏾Cuz 👏🏾we👏🏾got👏🏾great👏🏾 comics👏🏾doing👏🏾 long👏🏾sets. Friday, 10pm at Lyric Hyperion in Get tix her bihhhh

    , and
    5 retweets 8 likes
  20. Nov 15

    I wanna be the first 280 Twitter star

    4 replies 42 likes

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