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Nell Scovell
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Crazytown, USA
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Author of "Just the Funny Parts" amazon.com/Just-Funny-Par…
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Kate Harding
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Tired: Hands on hips power pose
Wired: I’m a motherfucking airplane
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Nell Scovell
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She is wholly inappropriate. Not because of her fuck me pumps, but because of what’s teetering in them.
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Nell Scovell
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Look, my views are based on experience. I am friends with many nuts. Many! The cashew is mealy not crunchy the way a nut SHOULD be. That’s just a fact. Are you trying to deny it?
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Nell Scovell
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He wants her to be President after him so badly.
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Nell Scovell
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Wow. You’re one of my favorite people in Twitter, but I almost had to unfollow on the basis of this.
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Nell Scovell
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No, he’s afraid of powerful black women. He has no problem punching down.
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Nell Scovell
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Why are we so numb to the insanity that his daughter is sitting at this table? She’s unqualified and it hurts national security. This is nepotism and it’s wrong, wrong, wrong. twitter.com/joshrogin/stat…
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Nell Scovell
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Yes!
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Nell Scovell
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But do you think MBS goes home at night and gets a little sulky and his wives have to take turns saying, "No Pookie. It's NOT just the money. You have a really good personality too"?
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Nell Scovell
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Who can forget Pete Seeger singing: 🎶"This land was made for VIPs" twitter.com/postlocal/stat…
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Nell Scovell
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I love a woman with short hair and open arms who gets the job done. @ewarren @mPinoe pic.twitter.com/DqicZqvLon
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Nell Scovell
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Twitter in a nutshell:
1. Sadly, we're shutting down an amazing publishing site.
2. Boo! I loved that site!
3. We could stay open if people subscribed for $30 a year.
4. (crickets)
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Nell Scovell
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Are you watching? Stop right now.
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Nell Scovell
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Jamal Khashoggi, Otto Warmbier and John McCain deserve so much better.
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Nell Scovell
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Ah, but people DO go through that border Even when they get shot at and are riddled with parasitic worms, it's worth it to get out of North Korea.
nytimes.com/2017/11/17/wor…
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Nell Scovell
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A "pie of night stands" sounds REALLY good
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Nell Scovell
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Hey, @JeffFlake, two days ago, Trump said John McCain had been sent to hell. Was that an "awful thing" for one American President to say about another Senator from your home state and former presidential candidate? Didn't notice you tut-tutting about that. twitter.com/JeffFlake/stat…
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Nell Scovell
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We don't have to imagine if it was a sitting Democrat. We know what happened to Clinton. He got impeached.
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Nell Scovell
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Psst, MBS: Trump only likes you because you're rich. twitter.com/JenniferJJacob…
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Nell Scovell
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Done! Happy Felicia Day Day!
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