Eric Allen Hatch

@ericallenhatch

Photoshopping Paul Blart into Tarkovsky stills since 2015. Also director of programming, Maryland Film Festival (). Avi by .

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Gått med juni 2012
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  1. Fastnålad Tweet
    3 maj 2015

    When bae's strong resemblance to bae compels you to dress bae as bae and drive bae to the same manner of death as bae

    20:52 - 3 maj 2015 · Detaljer
    822 retweets 1 457 gillanden
  2. för 20 timmar sedan

    HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE (2005) | DoP: Roger Pratt | Director: Mike Newell |

    13:39 - 4 maj 2016 · Detaljer
    12 retweets 45 gillanden
  3. för 22 timmar sedan

    Thanks as always for the helpful translation, Bing!

    11:54 - 4 maj 2016 · Detaljer
    15 retweets 25 gillanden
  4. för 23 timmar sedan

    EX MACHINA (2015): I like my coffee like I like my women: sentient, volatile, and heavily contained harbingers of the glorious singularity.

    6 retweets 31 gillanden
  5. 4 maj

    When the technology that erases eidetic traces of bae creates an aching psychic void that can only be filled by bae

    08:36 - 4 maj 2016 · Detaljer
    34 retweets 76 gillanden
  6. 3 maj

    VOYAGE OF TIME (2016) | Director of Photography: Paul Atkins | Director: Terrence Malick |

    16:17 - 3 maj 2016 · Detaljer
    3 retweets 30 gillanden
  7. 3 maj

    When bae's unsanctioned access to your conjugal bed yields unnerving recordings captured from improbable viewpoints

    13:25 - 3 maj 2016 · Detaljer
    36 retweets 65 gillanden
  8. 14 apr.

    LIFE HACK: mentally erase any image of Ted Cruz on yr feed & replace it w this image of Catherine Deneuve & a puppy.

    20:52 - 13 apr. 2016 · Detaljer
    56 retweets 150 gillanden
  9. 3 maj

    TAXI DRIVER (1976): Loneliness 👏 has 👏 followed 👏 me 👏 my 👏 whole 👏 life, 👏 everywhere. 👏 I've 👏 got 👏 some 👏 bad 👏 ideas 👏 in 👏 my 👏 head.

    12 retweets 42 gillanden
  10. 3 maj

    Get you a man who can do bof

    17:15 - 2 maj 2016 · Detaljer
    8 retweets 33 gillanden
  11. 2 maj

    16:48 - 2 maj 2016 · Detaljer
    8 retweets 38 gillanden
  12. 2 maj

    BRING IT ON (2000) | Director of Photography: Shawn Maurer | Director: Peyton Reed |

    16:22 - 2 maj 2016 · Detaljer
    8 retweets 69 gillanden
  13. 18 dec. 2015

    Leia: help me obi wan kenobi, you're my only hope Obi Wan: sending thoughts and prayers

    13 205 retweets 20 809 gillanden
  14. 2 maj

    When you're ready to feel love again

    08:36 - 2 maj 2016 · Detaljer
    10 retweets 36 gillanden
  15. 2 maj

    POSSESSION (1981): ┻┳| ＼○／ ┳┻| / ┻┳| ノ) ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| *.*) Does our subject ┳┻|⊂ﾉ still wear pink socks? ┻┳|

    2 retweets 18 gillanden
  16. 30 apr.

    Magic Mike: Origins

    07:56 - 30 apr. 2016 · Detaljer
    21 retweets 94 gillanden
  17. 2 maj

    Looking forward to the CIA live-tweeting the anniversary of U.S. imperialism destabilizing the Middle East, leading to the creation of ISIS

    31 retweets 67 gillanden
  18. 1 maj

    When your emotional, psychological, and spiritual needs are not being met

    16:17 - 1 maj 2016 · Detaljer
    12 retweets 48 gillanden
  19. 1 maj

    Wow... never let it be said that is afraid to address the issues of the day. Excited to listen!

    15:07 - 1 maj 2016 · Detaljer
    15 retweets 40 gillanden
  20. 1 maj

    Honey, I Taught the Kids to Use the Terms "Progressive" and "Social Justice Warrior" as Pejoratives

    21 retweets 50 gillanden
  21. 1 maj

    When bae's rotting corpse denounces brazen young hussies traveling alone, flaunting flesh & disrupting filial duties

    12:47 - 1 maj 2016 · Detaljer
    5 retweets 29 gillanden
  22. 6 apr.

    Alfred Hitchcock: What if *takes hit* what if a bird was, like, really mad Producers: uh Alfred Hitchcock: no but like REALLY mad you guys

    1 186 retweets 2 292 gillanden
  23. 1 maj

    "Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.” | RUSHMORE |

    08:30 - 1 maj 2016 · Detaljer
    1 retweet 18 gillanden
  24. 1 maj

    return home from da club like

    22:27 - 30 apr. 2016 · Detaljer
    15 retweets 70 gillanden
  25. 30 apr.

    BACKDRAFT (1991): Hot singles in your area are burning alive due to the work of a serial arsonist.

    5 retweets 13 gillanden
  26. 30 apr.

    AUDITION (1999) ⊂_ヽ 　 ＼＼ Λ＿Λ 　　＼(　ˇωˇ) 　　 /　⌒ 　　/ へ 　 / 　/　＼＼💉 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ 　 /　/ Pain can be 　(　( trusted 　|　|、 \ 　| 丿 ＼ 　| |　　) /

    2 retweets 8 gillanden
  27. 30 apr.

    ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN (1989) |

    12:57 - 30 apr. 2016 · Detaljer
    30 retweets 90 gillanden
  28. 30 apr.

    TRASH HUMPERS (2009) |

    12:05 - 30 apr. 2016 · Detaljer
    9 retweets 46 gillanden
  29. 30 apr.

    booty had me like

    11:23 - 30 apr. 2016 · Detaljer
    4 retweets 21 gillanden
  30. 30 apr.

    Lars von Trier turns 60 today, here are some jokes

    5 retweets 10 gillanden
  31. 30 apr.

    get you a man who can do Booth

    09:03 - 30 apr. 2016 · Detaljer
    14 retweets 52 gillanden
  32. 30 apr.

    Return home from da club like

    23:04 - 29 apr. 2016 · Detaljer
    16 retweets 46 gillanden
  33. 30 apr.

    FACE/OFF (1997): Disclaimer: only very briefly do faces come off. There's well over 2 hours of faces fully on here—far more than most films.

    15 retweets 39 gillanden
  34. 29 apr.

    roll out 2 da club like

    16:22 - 29 apr. 2016 · Detaljer
    6 retweets 22 gillanden
  35. 29 apr.

    ALL ABOUT MY MOTHER (1999) | Director of Photography: Affonso Beato | Director: Pedro Almodóvar |

    12:47 - 29 apr. 2016 · Detaljer
    7 retweets 40 gillanden
  36. 29 apr.

    When the kush hits

    19:22 - 28 apr. 2016 · Detaljer
    24 gillanden
  37. 29 apr.

    When what happens in a quantum-flux timeline of a parallel past stays in a quantum-flux timeline of a parallel past

    18:50 - 28 apr. 2016 · Detaljer
    3 retweets 23 gillanden
  38. 28 apr.

    Wow... walk me through some of these image choices, and how exactly they're going to Make America Great Again?

    15:50 - 28 apr. 2016 · Detaljer
    1 retweet 16 gillanden
  39. 28 apr.

    ANTICHRIST (2009) ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃＼👶🏻／ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ノ) ┛┗┛┗┛┃more like ┓┏┓┏┓┃parental ┛┗┛┗┛┃irresponsibility ┓┏┓┏┓┃reigns ┛┗┛┗┛┃ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┃┃┃┃┃┃ ┻┻┻┻┻

    3 retweets 28 gillanden
  40. 26 mars

    Boring sequel: "United 94" (regular flight, nothing goes wrong)

    85 retweets 601 gillanden
  41. 28 apr.

    Get you a man who can do both

    08:03 - 28 apr. 2016 · Detaljer
    176 retweets 340 gillanden
  42. 28 apr.

    INSIDE MALLEWYN DAVIS (2025)

    18:01 - 27 apr. 2016 · Detaljer
    13 retweets 38 gillanden
  43. 28 apr.

    Dyodor Fostoyevsky

    3 retweets 19 gillanden
  44. 27 apr.

    Toiling in obscurity's not cool. Know what's cool? Toiling in obscurity to fund an abortion after a friend's suicide

    16:47 - 27 apr. 2016 · Detaljer
    13 retweets 44 gillanden
  45. 27 apr.

    When bae's mesmeric allure diverts an ancient scourge from the lethal creep of solar rays, purging the mortal sphere

    15:45 - 27 apr. 2016 · Detaljer
    22 retweets 47 gillanden
  46. Eric Allen Hatch följde , , och 28 andra
    • Sam Grittner
      @SamGrittner

      I have butterflies in my stomach. Why did I eat so many butterflies? IG: samgrittner Snapchat: samgrittner

    • smash mouth fan
      @HumanPog

      i've been on plenty of really great lists

  47. 27 apr.

    When bae's lack of bae motivates bae to locate bae's inner bae & find a safe bae in which to practice good self-bae

    11:47 - 27 apr. 2016 · Detaljer
    7 retweets 41 gillanden
  48. 23 apr.

    Wanna feel old? This is Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle today

    15:26 - 23 apr. 2016 · Detaljer
    32 retweets 115 gillanden
  49. 27 apr.

    MILLER'S CROSSING (1990) ( •_•) <) )╯I can't die / \ \ (•_•) ( (> out here in the woods / \ (•_•) <) )> like a dumb animal!

    3 retweets 33 gillanden
  50. 27 apr.

    "I'm walking here!" | Rain Man (1988) | Dir. of Photography: John Seale | Dir.: Barry Levinson |

    17:20 - 26 apr. 2016 · Detaljer
    14 retweets 50 gillanden
  51. 26 apr.

    Hi! 2016 is May 4-8. Here's a link to free downloads of our 89-page program guide & schedule grids!

    8 retweets 14 gillanden

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