Eric Allen Hatch

@ericallenhatch

Photoshopping Paul Blart into Tarkovsky stills since 2015. Also director of programming, Maryland Film Festival (). Avi by .

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Joined June 2012
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    3 May 2015

    When bae's strong resemblance to bae compels you to dress bae as bae and drive bae to the same manner of death as bae

    8:52 PM - 3 May 2015 · Details
    822 retweets 1,457 likes
  2. 20 hours ago

    HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE (2005) | DoP: Roger Pratt | Director: Mike Newell |

    1:39 PM - 4 May 2016 · Details
    12 retweets 44 likes
  3. 22 hours ago

    Thanks as always for the helpful translation, Bing!

    11:54 AM - 4 May 2016 · Details
    15 retweets 25 likes
  4. 23 hours ago

    EX MACHINA (2015): I like my coffee like I like my women: sentient, volatile, and heavily contained harbingers of the glorious singularity.

    6 retweets 31 likes
  5. May 4

    When the technology that erases eidetic traces of bae creates an aching psychic void that can only be filled by bae

    8:36 AM - 4 May 2016 · Details
    34 retweets 76 likes
  6. May 3

    VOYAGE OF TIME (2016) | Director of Photography: Paul Atkins | Director: Terrence Malick |

    4:17 PM - 3 May 2016 · Details
    3 retweets 30 likes
  7. May 3

    When bae's unsanctioned access to your conjugal bed yields unnerving recordings captured from improbable viewpoints

    1:25 PM - 3 May 2016 · Details
    36 retweets 65 likes
  8. Apr 13

    LIFE HACK: mentally erase any image of Ted Cruz on yr feed & replace it w this image of Catherine Deneuve & a puppy.

    8:52 PM - 13 Apr 2016 · Details
    56 retweets 150 likes
  9. May 2

    TAXI DRIVER (1976): Loneliness 👏 has 👏 followed 👏 me 👏 my 👏 whole 👏 life, 👏 everywhere. 👏 I've 👏 got 👏 some 👏 bad 👏 ideas 👏 in 👏 my 👏 head.

    12 retweets 42 likes
  10. May 2

    Get you a man who can do bof

    5:15 PM - 2 May 2016 · Details
    8 retweets 33 likes
  11. May 2

    4:48 PM - 2 May 2016 · Details
    8 retweets 38 likes
  12. May 2

    BRING IT ON (2000) | Director of Photography: Shawn Maurer | Director: Peyton Reed |

    4:22 PM - 2 May 2016 · Details
    8 retweets 69 likes
  13. 18 Dec 2015

    Leia: help me obi wan kenobi, you're my only hope Obi Wan: sending thoughts and prayers

    13,205 retweets 20,809 likes
  14. May 2

    When you're ready to feel love again

    8:36 AM - 2 May 2016 · Details
    10 retweets 36 likes
  15. May 1

    POSSESSION (1981): ┻┳| ＼○／ ┳┻| / ┻┳| ノ) ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| *.*) Does our subject ┳┻|⊂ﾉ still wear pink socks? ┻┳|

    2 retweets 18 likes
  16. Apr 30

    Magic Mike: Origins

    7:56 AM - 30 Apr 2016 · Details
    21 retweets 94 likes
  17. May 1

    Looking forward to the CIA live-tweeting the anniversary of U.S. imperialism destabilizing the Middle East, leading to the creation of ISIS

    31 retweets 67 likes
  18. May 1

    When your emotional, psychological, and spiritual needs are not being met

    4:17 PM - 1 May 2016 · Details
    12 retweets 48 likes
  19. May 1

    Wow... never let it be said that is afraid to address the issues of the day. Excited to listen!

    3:07 PM - 1 May 2016 · Details
    15 retweets 40 likes
  20. May 1

    Honey, I Taught the Kids to Use the Terms "Progressive" and "Social Justice Warrior" as Pejoratives

    21 retweets 50 likes
  21. May 1

    When bae's rotting corpse denounces brazen young hussies traveling alone, flaunting flesh & disrupting filial duties

    12:47 PM - 1 May 2016 · Details
    5 retweets 29 likes
  22. Apr 6

    Alfred Hitchcock: What if *takes hit* what if a bird was, like, really mad Producers: uh Alfred Hitchcock: no but like REALLY mad you guys

    1,186 retweets 2,292 likes
  23. May 1

    "Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.” | RUSHMORE |

    8:30 AM - 1 May 2016 · Details
    1 retweet 18 likes
  24. Apr 30

    return home from da club like

    10:27 PM - 30 Apr 2016 · Details
    15 retweets 70 likes
  25. Apr 30

    BACKDRAFT (1991): Hot singles in your area are burning alive due to the work of a serial arsonist.

    5 retweets 13 likes
  26. Apr 30

    AUDITION (1999) ⊂_ヽ 　 ＼＼ Λ＿Λ 　　＼(　ˇωˇ) 　　 /　⌒ 　　/ へ 　 / 　/　＼＼💉 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ 　 /　/ Pain can be 　(　( trusted 　|　|、 \ 　| 丿 ＼ 　| |　　) /

    2 retweets 8 likes
  27. Apr 30

    ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN (1989) |

    12:57 PM - 30 Apr 2016 · Details
    30 retweets 90 likes
  28. Apr 30

    TRASH HUMPERS (2009) |

    12:05 PM - 30 Apr 2016 · Details
    9 retweets 46 likes
  29. Apr 30

    booty had me like

    11:23 AM - 30 Apr 2016 · Details
    4 retweets 21 likes
  30. Apr 30

    Lars von Trier turns 60 today, here are some jokes

    5 retweets 10 likes
  31. Apr 30

    get you a man who can do Booth

    9:03 AM - 30 Apr 2016 · Details
    14 retweets 52 likes
  32. Apr 29

    Return home from da club like

    11:04 PM - 29 Apr 2016 · Details
    16 retweets 46 likes
  33. Apr 29

    FACE/OFF (1997): Disclaimer: only very briefly do faces come off. There's well over 2 hours of faces fully on here—far more than most films.

    15 retweets 39 likes
  34. Apr 29

    roll out 2 da club like

    4:22 PM - 29 Apr 2016 · Details
    6 retweets 22 likes
  35. Apr 29

    ALL ABOUT MY MOTHER (1999) | Director of Photography: Affonso Beato | Director: Pedro Almodóvar |

    12:47 PM - 29 Apr 2016 · Details
    7 retweets 40 likes
  36. Apr 28

    When the kush hits

    7:22 PM - 28 Apr 2016 · Details
    24 likes
  37. Apr 28

    When what happens in a quantum-flux timeline of a parallel past stays in a quantum-flux timeline of a parallel past

    6:50 PM - 28 Apr 2016 · Details
    3 retweets 23 likes
  38. Apr 28

    Wow... walk me through some of these image choices, and how exactly they're going to Make America Great Again?

    3:50 PM - 28 Apr 2016 · Details
    1 retweet 16 likes
  39. Apr 28

    ANTICHRIST (2009) ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃＼👶🏻／ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ノ) ┛┗┛┗┛┃more like ┓┏┓┏┓┃parental ┛┗┛┗┛┃irresponsibility ┓┏┓┏┓┃reigns ┛┗┛┗┛┃ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┃┃┃┃┃┃ ┻┻┻┻┻

    3 retweets 28 likes
  40. Mar 26

    Boring sequel: "United 94" (regular flight, nothing goes wrong)

    85 retweets 601 likes
  41. Apr 28

    Get you a man who can do both

    8:03 AM - 28 Apr 2016 · Details
    176 retweets 340 likes
  42. Apr 27

    INSIDE MALLEWYN DAVIS (2025)

    6:01 PM - 27 Apr 2016 · Details
    13 retweets 38 likes
  43. Apr 27

    Dyodor Fostoyevsky

    3 retweets 19 likes
  44. Apr 27

    Toiling in obscurity's not cool. Know what's cool? Toiling in obscurity to fund an abortion after a friend's suicide

    4:47 PM - 27 Apr 2016 · Details
    13 retweets 44 likes
  45. Apr 27

    When bae's mesmeric allure diverts an ancient scourge from the lethal creep of solar rays, purging the mortal sphere

    3:45 PM - 27 Apr 2016 · Details
    22 retweets 47 likes
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  47. Apr 27

    When bae's lack of bae motivates bae to locate bae's inner bae & find a safe bae in which to practice good self-bae

    11:47 AM - 27 Apr 2016 · Details
    7 retweets 41 likes
  48. Apr 23

    Wanna feel old? This is Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle today

    3:26 PM - 23 Apr 2016 · Details
    32 retweets 115 likes
  49. Apr 27

    MILLER'S CROSSING (1990) ( •_•) <) )╯I can't die / \ \ (•_•) ( (> out here in the woods / \ (•_•) <) )> like a dumb animal!

    3 retweets 33 likes
  50. Apr 26

    "I'm walking here!" | Rain Man (1988) | Dir. of Photography: John Seale | Dir.: Barry Levinson |

    5:20 PM - 26 Apr 2016 · Details
    14 retweets 50 likes
  51. Apr 26

    Hi! 2016 is May 4-8. Here's a link to free downloads of our 89-page program guide & schedule grids!

    8 retweets 14 likes

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