Eric Allen Hatch

@ericallenhatch

Photoshopping Paul Blart into Tarkovsky stills since 2015. Also director of programming, Maryland Film Festival (). Avi by .

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Bergabung Juni 2012
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  1. Tweet Sematan
    3 Mei 2015

    When bae's strong resemblance to bae compels you to dress bae as bae and drive bae to the same manner of death as bae

    20.52 - 3 Mei 2015 · Perincian
    822 retweet 1.457 suka
  2. 20 jam yang lalu

    HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE (2005) | DoP: Roger Pratt | Director: Mike Newell |

    13.39 - 4 Mei 2016 · Perincian
    12 retweet 45 suka
  3. 22 jam yang lalu

    Thanks as always for the helpful translation, Bing!

    11.54 - 4 Mei 2016 · Perincian
    15 retweet 25 suka
  4. 23 jam yang lalu

    EX MACHINA (2015): I like my coffee like I like my women: sentient, volatile, and heavily contained harbingers of the glorious singularity.

    6 retweet 31 suka
  5. 4 Mei

    When the technology that erases eidetic traces of bae creates an aching psychic void that can only be filled by bae

    08.36 - 4 Mei 2016 · Perincian
    34 retweet 76 suka
  6. 3 Mei

    VOYAGE OF TIME (2016) | Director of Photography: Paul Atkins | Director: Terrence Malick |

    16.17 - 3 Mei 2016 · Perincian
    3 retweet 30 suka
  7. 3 Mei

    When bae's unsanctioned access to your conjugal bed yields unnerving recordings captured from improbable viewpoints

    13.25 - 3 Mei 2016 · Perincian
    36 retweet 65 suka
  8. 14 Apr

    LIFE HACK: mentally erase any image of Ted Cruz on yr feed & replace it w this image of Catherine Deneuve & a puppy.

    20.52 - 13 Apr 2016 · Perincian
    56 retweet 150 suka
  9. 3 Mei

    TAXI DRIVER (1976): Loneliness 👏 has 👏 followed 👏 me 👏 my 👏 whole 👏 life, 👏 everywhere. 👏 I've 👏 got 👏 some 👏 bad 👏 ideas 👏 in 👏 my 👏 head.

    12 retweet 42 suka
  10. 3 Mei

    Get you a man who can do bof

    17.15 - 2 Mei 2016 · Perincian
    8 retweet 33 suka
  11. 2 Mei

    16.48 - 2 Mei 2016 · Perincian
    8 retweet 38 suka
  12. 2 Mei

    BRING IT ON (2000) | Director of Photography: Shawn Maurer | Director: Peyton Reed |

    16.22 - 2 Mei 2016 · Perincian
    8 retweet 69 suka
  13. 18 Des 2015

    Leia: help me obi wan kenobi, you're my only hope Obi Wan: sending thoughts and prayers

    13.205 retweet 20.809 suka
  14. 2 Mei

    When you're ready to feel love again

    08.36 - 2 Mei 2016 · Perincian
    10 retweet 36 suka
  15. 2 Mei

    POSSESSION (1981): ┻┳| ＼○／ ┳┻| / ┻┳| ノ) ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| *.*) Does our subject ┳┻|⊂ﾉ still wear pink socks? ┻┳|

    2 retweet 18 suka
  16. 30 Apr

    Magic Mike: Origins

    07.56 - 30 Apr 2016 · Perincian
    21 retweet 94 suka
  17. 2 Mei

    Looking forward to the CIA live-tweeting the anniversary of U.S. imperialism destabilizing the Middle East, leading to the creation of ISIS

    31 retweet 67 suka
  18. 1 Mei

    When your emotional, psychological, and spiritual needs are not being met

    16.17 - 1 Mei 2016 · Perincian
    12 retweet 48 suka
  19. 1 Mei

    Wow... never let it be said that is afraid to address the issues of the day. Excited to listen!

    15.07 - 1 Mei 2016 · Perincian
    15 retweet 40 suka
  20. 1 Mei

    Honey, I Taught the Kids to Use the Terms "Progressive" and "Social Justice Warrior" as Pejoratives

    21 retweet 50 suka
  21. 1 Mei

    When bae's rotting corpse denounces brazen young hussies traveling alone, flaunting flesh & disrupting filial duties

    12.47 - 1 Mei 2016 · Perincian
    5 retweet 29 suka
  22. 6 Apr

    Alfred Hitchcock: What if *takes hit* what if a bird was, like, really mad Producers: uh Alfred Hitchcock: no but like REALLY mad you guys

    1.186 retweet 2.292 suka
  23. 1 Mei

    "Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.” | RUSHMORE |

    08.30 - 1 Mei 2016 · Perincian
    1 retweet 18 suka
  24. 1 Mei

    return home from da club like

    22.27 - 30 Apr 2016 · Perincian
    15 retweet 70 suka
  25. 30 Apr

    BACKDRAFT (1991): Hot singles in your area are burning alive due to the work of a serial arsonist.

    5 retweet 13 suka
  26. 30 Apr

    AUDITION (1999) ⊂_ヽ 　 ＼＼ Λ＿Λ 　　＼(　ˇωˇ) 　　 /　⌒ 　　/ へ 　 / 　/　＼＼💉 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ 　 /　/ Pain can be 　(　( trusted 　|　|、 \ 　| 丿 ＼ 　| |　　) /

    2 retweet 8 suka
  27. 30 Apr

    ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN (1989) |

    12.57 - 30 Apr 2016 · Perincian
    30 retweet 90 suka
  28. 30 Apr

    TRASH HUMPERS (2009) |

    12.05 - 30 Apr 2016 · Perincian
    9 retweet 46 suka
  29. 30 Apr

    booty had me like

    11.23 - 30 Apr 2016 · Perincian
    4 retweet 21 suka
  30. 30 Apr

    Lars von Trier turns 60 today, here are some jokes

    5 retweet 10 suka
  31. 30 Apr

    get you a man who can do Booth

    09.03 - 30 Apr 2016 · Perincian
    14 retweet 52 suka
  32. 30 Apr

    Return home from da club like

    23.04 - 29 Apr 2016 · Perincian
    16 retweet 46 suka
  33. 30 Apr

    FACE/OFF (1997): Disclaimer: only very briefly do faces come off. There's well over 2 hours of faces fully on here—far more than most films.

    15 retweet 39 suka
  34. 29 Apr

    roll out 2 da club like

    16.22 - 29 Apr 2016 · Perincian
    6 retweet 22 suka
  35. 29 Apr

    ALL ABOUT MY MOTHER (1999) | Director of Photography: Affonso Beato | Director: Pedro Almodóvar |

    12.47 - 29 Apr 2016 · Perincian
    7 retweet 40 suka
  36. 29 Apr

    When the kush hits

    19.22 - 28 Apr 2016 · Perincian
    24 suka
  37. 29 Apr

    When what happens in a quantum-flux timeline of a parallel past stays in a quantum-flux timeline of a parallel past

    18.50 - 28 Apr 2016 · Perincian
    3 retweet 23 suka
  38. 28 Apr

    Wow... walk me through some of these image choices, and how exactly they're going to Make America Great Again?

    15.50 - 28 Apr 2016 · Perincian
    1 retweet 16 suka
  39. 28 Apr

    ANTICHRIST (2009) ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃＼👶🏻／ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ノ) ┛┗┛┗┛┃more like ┓┏┓┏┓┃parental ┛┗┛┗┛┃irresponsibility ┓┏┓┏┓┃reigns ┛┗┛┗┛┃ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┃┃┃┃┃┃ ┻┻┻┻┻

    3 retweet 28 suka
  40. 26 Mar

    Boring sequel: "United 94" (regular flight, nothing goes wrong)

    85 retweet 601 suka
  41. 28 Apr

    Get you a man who can do both

    08.03 - 28 Apr 2016 · Perincian
    176 retweet 340 suka
  42. 28 Apr

    INSIDE MALLEWYN DAVIS (2025)

    18.01 - 27 Apr 2016 · Perincian
    13 retweet 38 suka
  43. 28 Apr

    Dyodor Fostoyevsky

    3 retweet 19 suka
  44. 27 Apr

    Toiling in obscurity's not cool. Know what's cool? Toiling in obscurity to fund an abortion after a friend's suicide

    16.47 - 27 Apr 2016 · Perincian
    13 retweet 44 suka
  45. 27 Apr

    When bae's mesmeric allure diverts an ancient scourge from the lethal creep of solar rays, purging the mortal sphere

    15.45 - 27 Apr 2016 · Perincian
    22 retweet 47 suka
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      @SamGrittner

      I have butterflies in my stomach. Why did I eat so many butterflies? IG: samgrittner Snapchat: samgrittner

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      i've been on plenty of really great lists

  47. 27 Apr

    When bae's lack of bae motivates bae to locate bae's inner bae & find a safe bae in which to practice good self-bae

    11.47 - 27 Apr 2016 · Perincian
    7 retweet 41 suka
  48. 23 Apr

    Wanna feel old? This is Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle today

    15.26 - 23 Apr 2016 · Perincian
    32 retweet 115 suka
  49. 27 Apr

    MILLER'S CROSSING (1990) ( •_•) <) )╯I can't die / \ \ (•_•) ( (> out here in the woods / \ (•_•) <) )> like a dumb animal!

    3 retweet 33 suka
  50. 27 Apr

    "I'm walking here!" | Rain Man (1988) | Dir. of Photography: John Seale | Dir.: Barry Levinson |

    17.20 - 26 Apr 2016 · Perincian
    14 retweet 50 suka
  51. 26 Apr

    Hi! 2016 is May 4-8. Here's a link to free downloads of our 89-page program guide & schedule grids!

    8 retweet 14 suka

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