Classic Childhood Books With Updated Titles Are Beyond Hilarious

Paperback Paradise is now your new favorite Twitter account.

Melissa McCarthy Just Smashed Out The Most Epic Disney Lip Sync

She truly painted with ALL the colors of the wind.

I Photoshopped Trump Without His Fake Tan And Now I Can’t Sleep At Night

Warning: This is the scariest thing I’ve ever photoshopped and I’ve photoshopped some scary things.

This Steak Made By “Donald Trump” Just Shut Down The Tasty Kitchen

Make steak great again.

17 Pictures That Are Definitely You As A Girlfriend

Always bae-watchin’.

11 Charts About Tea That British People Will Understand Instantly

The less time someone brews tea, the less you trust them.

38 Things That Happen On Every Episode Of “Barefoot Contessa”

Be sure to use GOOD butter.

Can You Identify A Chicken Nugget Just By Looking At It?

It’s time to put your nugget knowledge to the test.

A Bunch Of Stoned People Get Surprised With A Sloth

“I’ve never felt more magic in my life.”

21 Tweets About Condoms That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

“Hand him a horse condom and then just stare.”

Tom Daley Asked Twitter To Help Design His Cover Photo, And It Didn’t Go Well

Never tweet.

If “Winnie The Pooh” Said The Same Things As Donald Trump

Featuring 100% real Donald Trump quotes.

18 Arguments You’ve Definitely Had With Your Latino Parents

Strict is an understatement.

24 Pictures You Won’t Understand If You Were The Perfect Sanskari Child

“You go to school to do learning or to do bloody fashion?”

We Got Real Princesses To Kiss Frogs And Things Got Slimy

Spoiler alert: The frog didn’t turn into a hot dude on a horse.

If Disney Princesses Were Chad Kroeger

Never Little Mermaid it as a wise man.

22 Things You Will Understand If You Went To A Crap London School

“The destination of this bus has changed.”

21 Times Karen From “Outnumbered” Was The Funniest Kid In Britain

“But a woman can be any shape or size she wants.” “What about a hexagon?”

36 Times The Kardashians Shut Each Other The Fuck Down

Their insults to one another are the best part of KUWTK.