"Mawwiage is what bwings us together [on this couch with Netflix] today."
A ~cut~ above the rest.
Straight from the archives of parent hack expert Asha Dornfest.
Pimp that MacBook!
"If I could turn the clock back, I'd definitely take 10 of those vaccinations."
It involves a lot of sandwiches.
These recipes might ~bowl you over~.
If you've ever been scared to raise your arm in public because of sweat stains, then you'll want to read this.
Proof that even adults hate adulting.
Get in touch with your inner flower goddess.
Because you will not rest until your cat eye is FLAWLESS.
Wife: How did you get all that dirt under your fingernails? Me: It's brownies.
Time to decide: MAC or Sephora?
Not now, not tomorrow, not EVER.
Sparkle and shine, no more grime!
In da trenches.
So, what the hell is Miitomo?
Yes, even crazier than yours.
Because normal milkshakes are too mainstream.
It's easier to hold — and just as fast as the big guy.
Adding potato chips is only the beginning.
Sneakers = tour guide.
I'm lovin' these tweets.
Edible boogers, for one.
Ink is in bloom every season.
I didn’t expect to start dressing differently when I started dating a woman. But I’ve realized that I’m not the same, and my clothes don’t need to be either.
"I'm already hungry tomorrow."
That is, IF you understand them.
Who better to tell me what I look best in than the person who dressed me before I could dress myself?
"These allegations are completely false and fabricated," the company's chief executive said.
"I'm not naughty, I'm autistic."
SMELL YA LATER.
"I felt their story needed to be documented."
Even if you just pick one, you'll be more organized than you were before!
Because we tried them for you in March!
Spring has SPRUNG.
Rid me of these junk food demons.
