Dun. Dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun duuuuuuuun.
Paperback Paradise is now your new favorite Twitter account.
We all rocked out to this theme song in middle school, but how well do you remember it now?
Women have body hair — deal with it.
Not now, not tomorrow, not EVER.
"You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work..."
Lilypad + Marshmallow = Mr. and Mrs. Awesome.
I don't know how they do it, but they do.
Ninety years old and still iconic AF.
United We Stand. Divided We Fall.
They slayed the crowd with their rendition of "You’re Nothing Without Me” from the musical City of Angels.
Warning: This post contains spoilers.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
More sleep = more sex? From Arianna Huffington's new book, The Sleep Revolution, a scientific and personal exploration of sleep.
Meowstrology is a science.
The Powerpuff Women.
That rising bread dough, though.
Lips don't lie.
"I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know."
What a beautiful, beautiful woman.
Do not feel the burn.
Do you pass the test?
So. Many. Options.
Is nothing really better than mom's home cooking?
Do you know your fusilli from your rigatoni?
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Sports do not build character—they reveal it.
I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!
Man, five years is a LOT.
"Mawwiage is what bwings us together [on this couch with Netflix] today."
Straight from the archives of parent hack expert Asha Dornfest.
"Do you think you'll end up with a man or a woman?"
Pimp that MacBook!
"I don't want to get married just for the sake of marriage. I won't live happily that way."
So many butt jokes.
Because food > flowers.
Every sister is embarrassing at some point.
The New York judge's ruling on Wednesday threw out all of the "Tik Tok" singer's abuse claims against the music producer and blocked her from amending her original complaint.
Writer Nazimuddin Samad, who was also studying for a master's in law, was attacked by a machete-wielding mob on the streets of Dhaka, the capital.
Exclusive: In his first interview following the furore over his husband's death in Australia, Marco Bulmer-Rizzi told BuzzFeed News of the trauma of "losing him again" on his way back to Britain.
Anti-corruption investigators who have spent years probing a deal between an Israeli diamond dealer and the West African country of Guinea hope the Panama Papers will shed light on one of the most lucrative mining contracts in Africa’s history.
Phil Jones says his adult children were forced to "disconnect" with him after he and his wife left the religion. The new billboard in Los Angeles urges Jones' children to "call me."
Facebook threw the company behind a massive push to add a slew of new features to its Live video as it takes on Snapchat, Periscope, and traditional television itself. Get ready to broadcast.
America is being watched from above. Government surveillance planes routinely circle over most major cities — but usually take the weekends off.
Police would not comment on the nature of the investigation against the former Two and a Half Men star, citing privacy concerns for the alleged victim.
The UK court of appeal blocked the story, which has been published in the United States, citing the privacy rights of the celebrity couple and their children.
Meghary Yemane-Tesfagiorgis was removed from a flight to London from Rome over another passenger's concerns.
Lyvita Gomes died after a 15-day hunger strike in the Lake County jail. Her family is suing the jail's medical provider for allowing her to die.
Iron made in supernovae ends up in Earth's deep sea crust, and it can tell us about our little corner of the universe.
I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!
Let's be honest here.
Because we tried them for you in March!
Warning: This is the scariest thing I've ever photoshopped and I've photoshopped some scary things.
Using images stolen from across the web, sketchy retailers are selling ultra-discounted clothes to women on Facebook. A BuzzFeed News investigation shows many are linked to one of China's richest men.
After years of admiring the models on the cover of Sports Illustrated, we decided to make ourselves into cover models.
We're gonna need some ice for this burn.
Be sure to use GOOD butter.
Always bae-watchin'.
Emotions are coming.
Can't really eat anything unless it's deconstructed and served off a chopping board.
It's time to put your nugget knowledge to the test.
What happened to Elizabeth Short on Jan. 15, 1947?
Betcha didn’t know O.J. Simpson was almost the lead in Terminator.
"Hand him a horse condom and then just stare."
Covering your eyes won’t protect you.
It's hard to keep up.
You can't not buy it.
“OH MY GOD! Look at your face.”
"Now there's a part of me forever *whispers* on your body."
Their insults to one another are the best part of KUWTK.
Did you shag that numpty?
Wobble, baby, wobble.
We can all go home now. Robert's got this one.
Guns, money, and glosses... Oh my!
We all do 'em.
A photographer said Jeanie Ditty asked him to photoshop her daughter, Macy Grace, into graveside pictures of herself — just a month after she allegedly killed the girl.
All you need to do is rent a movie??
IT HAS BEEN SUMMONED.
