Chris Garcia

@_chrisgarcia

Comedian from Comedy Central / This American Life / WTF & 2 Dope Queens / Album: 🇨🇺

Los Angeles
chrisgarciacomedy.com
Joined March 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Aug 10

    I'm in Vermont. Just saw a blonde dude with dreads rip the bass solo on "You Can Call Me Al" so hard that I put a down payment on a Subaru

    7 replies 166 retweets 1,235 likes
  2. Nov 24

    Laying here, bursting at the seams, anticipating how mad I’m gonna be when Christian Bale gets ripped again

    19 likes
  3. Nov 23

    Happy Sanksgeebing to all my Latino brothers and sisters

    1 reply 3 retweets 32 likes
  4. Nov 22

    Attn: pls sponsor me thx

    In Shimokitezawa this evening for comedy headliner good craic. Was distracted by the red Stan Smiths and now I want a pair 👟♥️
    2 replies 7 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Nov 21

    Tonight! Wednesday night in , ! Special guest comic Chris Garcia is headlining. Rock!

    1 retweet 5 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Nov 21
    Replying to

    When someone asks me what my favorite movie is

    1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Nov 21

    Folks, this is not a drill. Net Neutrality is the single most important safeguard against corporate control of the internet.

    The FCC is looking to repeal Obama-era net neutrality rules. The move is expected to put more power in the hands of internet service providers, allowing companies like Verizon, AT&T and Comcast to block or slow certain websites.
    463 replies 21,362 retweets 29,123 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Nov 20

    PORTLAND: I'm recording my debut album at the Alberta Street Pub on Dec 9th! Two shows (7pm+10pm)! Please go and spread the word! WE WILL RAGE!!! Buy Tix HERE!

    3 replies 15 retweets 56 likes
  9. Nov 20

    Tokyo come see me tell jokes yo

    Tomorrow! Wednesday night at Good Heavens Bar in , , with top visiting US comic Chris Garcia!
    1 reply 4 likes
  10. Nov 20

    What a guy

    Alright I'm doing it again-- If u or yr family can't afford a turkey this year I'll buy you one and bring it to you. I live in Silverlake so don't u brentwood broke bitches take advantage of my kind jew heart.Thats FAR! DMs are open for an hour.Being broke sucks, LET ME FEED YOU!
    8 likes
  11. Nov 20

    First my dad, now Charles Manson. Wow, 2017. Really taking down the patriarchs of zany LA families 🤷‍♂️

    4 retweets 46 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Nov 19

    Lou Reed, extremely excited to run into Bono.

    45 replies 516 retweets 1,931 likes
  13. Nov 17

    I grew up watching Comedy Central Presents. This is a dream come true :) ?amp=1

    5 replies 4 retweets 56 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Nov 17

    Comedy Central announces its next round of half-hour standup specials

    17 replies 34 retweets 176 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Nov 16

    . makes the list! He's heading our way on Tues. 12/19 for a show with ! 20 Comedians You Should and Will Know via

    3 retweets 12 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Nov 15

    A terrific new comedy theater is opening in Los Angeles that I’m very excited about. Help make it happen!

    1 reply 9 retweets 28 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Nov 15

    "Bring It On" was a movie about teen cheerleaders. You might want to start choosing your words more carefully .

    Dear Mitch McConnell, Bring. It. On.
    1 reply 29 retweets 114 likes
  18. Nov 15

    Thanks . Proud to be part of this nice group of comics and friends I admire and via

    2 replies 9 retweets 35 likes
  19. Nov 13

    Good ppl of Delaware, come to this!

    WED 11/15: National Agenda concludes with Cuban American comedian on cultural divides. More details here: …/nationa…/november-15-chris-garcia Watch the live webcast here (link becomes active at 7:20 pm):
    5 retweets 12 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Nov 12

    Happy b-day to Neil Young. Here are a bunch of rarities from the D&GFTT archives ...

    1 reply 13 retweets 48 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Nov 11

    TONIGHT! See you at at 8 with your friends at our free comedy show!

    , , and 5 others
    6 retweets 12 likes

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