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Lifestyle Blogger | CORPORATE coming to Comedy Central 1/17/18

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    1 Jun 2015

    Imagine a casino where you can stare at women close-up as long as you want and they won't even call the police

    23 replies 713 retweets 2,106 likes
  2. 3 hours ago

    BERLIN Germany - Adolf Hitler & Eva Braun were married this fall. They registered at NaziTarget. On their list was muffin pan, dresser, pineapple slicer. Ms Braun was worried about Western Allies bashing up the ceremony. Weddings are hard enough when your fiancé isnt Mein Fuhrer

    1 reply 6 retweets 33 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Nov 23

    we broke up 😐

    10 replies 45 retweets 222 likes
  4. Retweeted
    25 Nov 2016

    I don't know what your opinion on black friday is, but mine is that I would kill my entire family for a flatscreen tv

    26 retweets 118 likes
  5. Nov 23
    Replying to

    1 reply 1 like
  6. Nov 23

    Happy thanksgiving from me and my turkey backpack to you and yours!

    3 replies 7 likes
  7. Nov 23

    Happy thanksgiving

  8. Retweeted
    Nov 22

    Corporate is coming soon:

    2 retweets 13 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Nov 22

    Here's the first quick teaser for CORPORATE, coming to on 1/17/18

    3 replies 10 retweets 46 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Nov 22

    a vision of hell - lets all promise to quit its not worth it

    In Portugal, with no net neutrality, internet providers are starting to split the net into packages.
    18 replies 407 retweets 1,684 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Nov 21

    The FCC is getting ready to overturn . If they succeed, ISPs will be able to split the net into packages. This means that you will no longer be able to pay one price to access any site you want.

    240 replies 7,899 retweets 5,610 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Nov 21

    . drew me like one of his French girls

    2 replies 2 retweets 56 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Nov 21

    “I did try & fuck her. She was married. I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. I just start kissing them. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything—grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.” Donald Trump

    1,602 replies 49,655 retweets 85,851 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Nov 21

    The FCC is planning to introduce a plan that completely repeals this week. Here's what you need to know.

    187 replies 12,042 retweets 8,573 likes
  15. Nov 20

    1/17/18

    2 replies 2 retweets 67 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Nov 20

    1/17/18

    , and
    2 replies 6 retweets 71 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Nov 20

    Hey internet, watch Corporate on on January 17th!

    18 replies 64 retweets 406 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Nov 20

    RIP charles manson

    5 replies 88 retweets 462 likes
  19. Nov 20

    RIP charles manson

    5 replies 88 retweets 462 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Nov 18

    TONIGHT! at 8PM for FREE! And don't you forget it!

    , , and 6 others
    7 retweets 16 likes
  21. Nov 16

    Hey everyone? Happy birthday. You're a special person and you deserve to feel good today, which is your birthday

    3 replies 1 retweet 37 likes

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