Jake Archibald

@jaffathecake

Googler. I want the web to do everything native can, and fast.

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  3. för 11 timmar sedan

    i havent heard about this chair

    19:52 - 22 maj 2016 · Detaljer
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  4. 20 maj

    Instant Loading: Building offline-first Progressive Web Apps with

    12:05 - 20 maj 2016 · Detaljer
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    21 maj

    Assuming a comedian's identity then stealing others jokes becomes magically ok if you put "parody" in your bio, right ?

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  7. 21 maj

    These are *all* brilliant

    $2
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  9. 21 maj

    In general the Louise brain is fucking ignorant

    Most Girls can't code because in general the male brain is more mathematical, the female more verbal. Discuss.
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  12. 20 maj

    Washington Post launched a PWA (beta):

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  13. 20 maj

    …and 27 mins in when the monitors in front of me have a massive freak out, and I turn around to see my slides have vanished. That was fun.

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  14. 20 maj

    …things to note: an awkward attempt to give myself some credibility at the start "I'm one of the designers of service worker…" ewww

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  16. 19 maj

    Confusement --

    09:13 - 19 maj 2016 · Detaljer
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  18. 19 maj

    …30 mins to go. Time for the terrorpiss.

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  19. 19 maj

    Behind the big screen at . Hope Starfleet don't turn up and give it agro.

    12:31 - 19 maj 2016 · Detaljer
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  20. 19 maj

    Presenting about offline-first here in 3hrs 40mins. Also live streamed. Terrified, but excited!

    12:22 - 19 maj 2016 · Detaljer
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  23. 18 maj

    Some points on the web’s client-server model, interoperability, and standards:

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  24. 19 maj

    A flag in Chrome 52 () lets you see how smooth sites would be if they used passive listeners.

    18:59 - 18 maj 2016 · Detaljer
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  27. 18 maj Shoreline Amphitheatre

    Settling down to watch give the first web session of

    12:52 - 18 maj 2016 · Detaljer
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  28. 18 maj

    Here's what I think of you, default offline dinosaur

    12:14 - 18 maj 2016 · Detaljer
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  29. 18 maj

    How about that sentence on Chrome though? That was great.

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  30. 18 maj

    YES - here's the instructions: 9 words, pause, walk 3 steps, repeat

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  31. 18 maj

    …I'll give it a go though. Your apps… become *more resilient*… with the power… of service… workers

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  32. 18 maj

    I'm speaking on the same stage as the keynote people tomorrow, but I missed the training where they all learned to speak exactly the same.

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  33. 18 maj

    Intent to ship constructable streamable responses

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  34. 17 maj

    …the best bit was "we don't want you to try getting up yet, you're still looking pale" "I'm actually just this pale, time won't change that"

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  35. 17 maj

    …(totally fine now btw)

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  36. 17 maj

    …mortifyingly embarrassing, but the crew were fantastic about it. Only the 2nd time I've fainted in my life. Weird.

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  37. 17 maj

    Woke up from a nice sleep to see two flight attendants peering down at me. Apparently I'd had a bit of a blackout in the middle of the aisle

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  40. 16 maj

    - great responsive image linter

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  42. 16 maj

    …actually, nah, it's going to be super annoying if I call out *all* the talks I'm excited about. Just see the schedule.

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  47. 12 maj

    PSA: I will be talking about Houdini on May 20th 2pm at Google I/O 2016!

    09:27 - 12 maj 2016 · Detaljer
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  48. 15 maj

    Misheard "I'd like some hedgehogs"?

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  49. 15 maj

    …connected to the… butt bone?

    Not only did they remove her cleavage, but they also removed her vagina bones.
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