Jake Archibald
@jaffathecake
Googler. I want the web to do everything native can, and fast.
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"no-cache" doesn't mean no cache. "must-revalidate" doesn't mean must revalidate. A guide to caching best practices:https://jakearchibald.com/2016/caching-best-practices/ …
2:08 AM - 28 Apr 2016 · Details539 retweets 787 likes
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Washington Post introduces new Progressive Web App https://www.washingtonpost.com/pr/wp/2016/05/19/the-washington-post-introduces-new-progressive-web-app-experience/ … Hurray!
4:46 AM - 23 May 2016 · Details24 retweets 29 likes
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i havent heard about this chairpic.twitter.com/gnJoD47XVi
7:52 PM - 22 May 2016 · Details1,135 retweets 2,116 likes -
Instant Loading: Building offline-first Progressive Web Apps with
@jaffathecake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmGr0RszHc8&index=17&list=PLNYkxOF6rcIDz1TzmmMRBC-kd8zPRTQIP …pic.twitter.com/Hj8mma6l2J
12:05 PM - 20 May 2016 · Details46 retweets 139 likes -
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Oof, huge crash in F3. All drivers ok thankfullyhttps://youtu.be/4nYyvYNvdq0
7:41 AM - 22 May 2016 · Details2 retweets 0 likes
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In reply to Bill Murray
Assuming a comedian's identity then stealing others jokes becomes magically ok if you put "parody" in your bio, right
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Jake Archibald Retweeted Paperback Paradise
These are *all* brillianthttps://twitter.com/paprbckparadise/status/729360937422073856 …
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Have confidence in yourself and you can do anything.http://i.imgur.com/fryvFd9.gifv
9:38 AM - 21 May 2016 · Details13 retweets 33 likes
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Jake Archibald Retweeted Louise Mensch
In general the Louise brain is fucking ignoranthttps://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/733840777256787968 …
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Louise Mensch @LouiseMenschMost Girls can't code because in general the male brain is more mathematical, the female more verbal. Discuss. https://twitter.com/HuffPostWomen/status/733831027571851266 …21 retweets 66 likes -
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My High Performance Web UI talk from
#io16 is all on the YouTubes:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thNyy5eYfbc …5:41 PM - 20 May 2016 · Details71 retweets 228 likes
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Practical advice from
@notwaldorf after a year of building Web Components#io16https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfQoleQEa4w&index=18&list=PLNYkxOF6rcIDz1TzmmMRBC-kd8zPRTQIP …3:15 PM - 20 May 2016 · Details29 retweets 67 likes
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…and 27 mins in when the monitors in front of me have a massive freak out, and I turn around to see my slides have vanished. That was fun.
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…things to note: an awkward attempt to give myself some credibility at the start "I'm one of the designers of service worker…" ewww
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My
#io16 talk is up! https://youtu.be/cmGr0RszHc8 Building instant-loading offline-first progressive web apps8:54 AM - 20 May 2016 · Details116 retweets 257 likes
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The mobile web state of the union from
#io16 - https://youtu.be/0SSI8liELJU Great talk. Lots of data on the impact of progressive web apps.6:35 AM - 20 May 2016 · Details17 retweets 42 likes
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…30 mins to go. Time for the terrorpiss.
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Behind the big screen at
#IO16. Hope Starfleet don't turn up and give it agro.pic.twitter.com/NoCKbz4hl6
12:31 PM - 19 May 2016 · Details14 retweets 65 likes -
Presenting about offline-first here in 3hrs 40mins. Also live streamed. Terrified, but excited!
#io16pic.twitter.com/5eC3ggTssA
12:22 PM - 19 May 2016 · Details12 retweets 175 likes -
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Still a 0.0.x release, but please try it out and give us feedback! You learn more about sw-appcache-behavior athttps://www.npmjs.com/package/sw-appcache-behavior …
11:25 AM - 19 May 2016 · Details5 retweets 12 likes
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Using AppCache? Want to migrate to
#ServiceWorker?@wibblymat announced sw-appcache-behavior at#io16 yesterday:https://youtu.be/Use459WBeWc?t=875 …11:23 AM - 19 May 2016 · Details35 retweets 78 likes
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Some points on the web’s client-server model, interoperability, and standards: https://annevankesteren.nl/2016/05/client-server …
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A flag in Chrome 52 (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.chrome.dev&hl=en …) lets you see how smooth sites would be if they used passive listeners.pic.twitter.com/NEx86khDBm
6:59 PM - 18 May 2016 · Details40 retweets 75 likes -
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If you care about building websites & “apps” that work for anyone, and not merely the tech-privileged, please read:https://adactio.com/journal/10665
1:25 PM - 18 May 2016 · Details80 retweets 136 likes
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What will progressive web apps do for your users and business? Check out this reap world data https://developers.google.com/web/showcase/
#ShippingNow1:12 PM - 18 May 2016 · Details6 retweets 13 likes
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Settling down to watch
@aerotwist give the first web session of#io16pic.twitter.com/ZmkraMOobf
12:52 PM - 18 May 2016 · Details3 retweets 26 likes -
Here's what I think of you, default offline dinosaurpic.twitter.com/LNuNlT6vGM
12:14 PM - 18 May 2016 · Details18 retweets 105 likes -
How about that sentence on Chrome though? That was great.
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@jaffathecake YES - here's the instructions: 9 words, pause, walk 3 steps, repeat#igotcha -
…I'll give it a go though. Your apps… become *more resilient*… with the power… of service… workers
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I'm speaking on the same stage as the keynote people tomorrow, but I missed the training where they all learned to speak exactly the same.
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Intent to ship constructable streamable responses https://groups.google.com/a/chromium.org/forum/m/#!topic/blink-dev/0S-jPuCy8ws …
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…the best bit was "we don't want you to try getting up yet, you're still looking pale" "I'm actually just this pale, time won't change that"
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…(totally fine now btw)
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…mortifyingly embarrassing, but the
@British_Airways crew were fantastic about it. Only the 2nd time I've fainted in my life. Weird. -
Woke up from a nice sleep to see two flight attendants peering down at me. Apparently I'd had a bit of a blackout in the middle of the aisle
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A few thoughts on BBC Food, from someone who had a hand in building ithttps://medium.com/@lloydshep/recipe-for-disaster-24acde3f273a#.hshot0uhf …
1:43 AM - 17 May 2016 · Details264 retweets 116 likes
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Web Notifications in Microsoft Edgehttp://blogs.windows.com/msedgedev/2016/05/16/web-notifications-microsoft-edge/ …
10:01 AM - 16 May 2016 · Details39 retweets 46 likes
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…but check out these live-streamed talks https://events.google.com/io2016/schedule?filters=Mobile%20Web%2CLive%20streamed#day2 … including the web keynote & an offline-first talk by this idiot
10:59 PM - 15 May 2016 · Details5 retweets 15 likes
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…actually, nah, it's going to be super annoying if I call out *all* the talks I'm excited about. Just see the schedule.
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https://events.google.com/io2016/schedule?filters=Mobile%20Web&sid=1a631cfd-0bef-e511-a517-00155d5066d7#day1/1a631cfd-0bef-e511-a517-00155d5066d7 … -
@estark37 on HTTPS fallacies10:52 PM - 15 May 2016 · Details8 retweets 11 likes
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https://events.google.com/io2016/schedule?filters=Mobile%20Web&sid=0b631cfd-0bef-e511-a517-00155d5066d7#day1/0b631cfd-0bef-e511-a517-00155d5066d7 … some guy called
@paul_irish on new devtools things10:49 PM - 15 May 2016 · Details5 retweets 9 likes
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https://events.google.com/io2016/schedule?filters=Mobile%20Web&sid=06631cfd-0bef-e511-a517-00155d5066d7#day1/06631cfd-0bef-e511-a517-00155d5066d7 … -
@aerotwist talking runtime performance. It's the first web session of the conference so he better not fuck up.10:47 PM - 15 May 2016 · Details4 retweets 14 likes
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31 web sessions at
#io16 this year. https://events.google.com/io2016/schedule?filters=Mobile%20Web#day1 … - I've never been this excited about I/O before. A few picks…10:45 PM - 15 May 2016 · Details42 retweets 79 likes
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PSA: I will be talking about Houdini on May 20th 2pm at Google I/O 2016!
#io16 https://events.google.com/io2016/schedule#day3/5b631cfd-0bef-e511-a517-00155d5066d7 …pic.twitter.com/cJK20P9mKu
9:27 AM - 12 May 2016 · Details18 retweets 46 likes -
Jake Archibald Retweeted
Misheard "I'd like some hedgehogs"? https://twitter.com/Texan_In_Tokyo/status/731849149868441600 …
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Jake Archibald Retweeted Sebban
…connected to the… butt bone?https://twitter.com/Sebban_E/status/731131432140210176 …
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Sebban @Sebban_E@CensoredGaming_#TokyoMirageSessions Not only did they remove her cleavage, but they also removed her vagina bones. pic.twitter.com/lrTXuU99tZ1 retweet 6 likes -
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#jsconfbp was a blast! Here are my slides for “Building an Offline Page for http://theguardian.com ”:https://speakerdeck.com/oliverjash/building-an-offline-page-for-theguardian-dot-com-jsconf-budapest-may-2016 …1:52 AM - 14 May 2016 · Details34 retweets 102 likes
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