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  1. 2 hours ago

    Women only care about money, says man who only cares about looks

    14 retweets 17 likes
  2. 3 hours ago

    Man's 'Only God can judge me' tattoo proved wrong by magistrates' court

    63 retweets 101 likes
  3. 4 hours ago

    Woman’s friends dutifully say ‘wow’ about engagement ring

    1 reply 7 retweets 24 likes
  4. 4 hours ago

    Ask Holly: Sometimes I amaze myself, so why does my wife despise me?

    7 retweets 7 likes
  5. 5 hours ago

    Friendship tested by really long email

    11 retweets 13 likes
  6. 6 hours ago

    Trump has already pressed fake nuclear button CIA gave him over a dozen times

    5 replies 167 retweets 158 likes
  7. 6 hours ago

    Rising panic in Theresa May’s voice is Britain’s new favourite sound

    2 replies 32 retweets 37 likes
  8. 6 hours ago

    New Vogue editor to put more emphasis on air rifles and carp fishing

    14 retweets 22 likes
  9. 7 hours ago

    Piers Morgan favourite to win The Great British Twat Off

    5 replies 123 retweets 216 likes
  10. Jan 25

    Top level hipsters meet to discuss gammon

    1 reply 43 retweets 50 likes
  11. Jan 25

    Middle class English people acting a bit Scottish

    1 reply 63 retweets 66 likes
  12. Jan 25

    Trump begins wall that will ironically save Mexico

    35 retweets 33 likes
  13. Jan 25

    London now literally toxic as well as metaphorically

    1 reply 39 retweets 47 likes
  14. Jan 25

    Male receptionist sent home for not wearing codpiece

    4 replies 139 retweets 217 likes
  15. Jan 25

    Resident Evil 7 set in Michael Gove’s house

    1 reply 100 retweets 122 likes
  16. Jan 25

    Friend always having really shit business ideas

    1 reply 12 retweets 18 likes
  17. Jan 25

    EU bill must be more than one word, say lawyers

    2 replies 30 retweets 36 likes
  18. Jan 25

    A month ago you were drunk by now

    2 replies 57 retweets 76 likes
  19. Jan 23

    As long as you live you'll never see a photograph of 7 women signing legislation about what men can do with their reproductive organs

    4,782 replies 258,991 retweets 333,374 likes
  20. Jan 24

    ‘Liberal elite’ is anyone who has voluntarily read a book

    7 replies 161 retweets 192 likes

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