I just wanna kiss a girl under some convenient mistletoe whilst decorating our Christmas tree as twinkle lights dance around us and the puff from her Santa hat boops me in the face and the room glows with warm laughter is that too much to ask

Cordelia: Ah, I’m glad I’m finally over that Misty obsession I had a while back.

Misty: [ twirling with her shawl and giggling ]

Cordelia’s brain: [kicks door down] Girl you’re not gonna believe this—