zodiac signs? in MY 2019?

  • dwarves - (march 21 - apr 19)
  • hobbits - (apr 20 - may 20)
  • nymphs - (may 21 - june 20)
  • angels - (june 21 - july 22)
  • dragons - (july 23 - aug 22)
  • mermaids - (aug 23 - sep 22)
  • banshees - (sep 23 - oct 22)
  • elves - (oct 23 - nov 21)
  • werewolves - (nov 22 - dec 21)
  • sirens - (dec 22 - jan 19)
  • vampires - (jan 20 - feb 20)
  • faeries - (feb 21 - march 20)

What Kind of Love Do You Want?

Aries kind of love - the kind that sweeps you off your feet by the sheer speed of it, the kind that will transform nighttime from a time of sleep to a time of adventures, the kind that will leave you breathless from the aggressiveness, from the unabashed, unfiltered desire and passion it brings, the kind that feels like nobody can ever touch you two

Taurus kind of love - the kind of love full of sensuality, gifts, and romance; where touch is worship and devotion is daily, where you’ll never have to doubt your royalty for there is an unconditionally loyal knight at your feet, the kind of love that is so velvety and soft, like climbing into a king bed, lying on silk sheets in a warm robe, the kind of love that is classic and idolized

Gemini kind of love - the kind of love full of laughter and wit, the kind of laughter where tomorrow has no promise except for one another, where every part of you is matched by your partner, the kind of love with eyes staring at you in endless fascination, the kind of love where you create your very own languages of inside jokes and references; the love that will never suffocate you

Cancer kind of love - the kind of love that is coming home on a long day, the kind of love that’s nuzzling your face into your lovers neck, the kind that is so warm and forgiving and nurturing, the kind that will never turn you away, the kind that soothes all your ailments, that will answer your call at 3 in the morning, a love that you will be grateful your entire lifetime

Leo kind of love - the kind of love that brings the entire sun into your life, the kind of love that makes your heart more full than you could ever imagine that you want to weep from happiness, ‘you and me against the world’ and you believe it, the find-sticky-notes-everywhere kind of love, love that is so encompassing your grandchildren will pray for one of the same

Virgo kind of love - the kind of love of devotion to the tiniest details, the kind where they buy you the gift you mentioned offhandedly eight months ago, the kind of love that brings breakfast in bed without question, the kind that will memorize your favorite way to be stroked on the back, the kind of love that will know you down to the deepest layers of your self

Libra kind of love - the kind of love that they write about in romance novels, the kind of love you don’t think is true until it happens to you, the kind of love that has you dancing in their arms around your kitchen, designer kind of love - high quality, luxurious, and the envy of everyone else, a fair kind of love, interested in preserving harmony of your soul above all

Scorpio kind of love -  the kind of love that brings forth unconscious desires and fulfills them; love that has turned your world upside down since day one, love worth drowning for, worth all the pain in the world for a chance of tomorrow, love that will push you to do what you have never done for anyone else, and will never do again; love you can never escape

Sagittarius kind of love - the kind of love where you never have to be alone in your head again, the do some silly pose in front of the cameras of a rollercoaster kind of love, the kind of love where they would shoot down a star for you, the kind of love that must have some element of mystical, the kind of love that began when the stars were born and will last until they die

Capricorn kind of love - the kind of love that would build you a home with their own hands just so every single one of your dreams was fulfilled, the kind of love that will stand besides you through hell and brimstone, the kind of love that will promise you everything and give it all, the love that is so empowering that even if it ends you never forget how they uplifted you

Aquarius kind of love - the kind of love that makes you believe the entire cosmos can fit in a person, the kind of love where exploration never ends, the kind of love that will force you out of complacency, love that touches you so deeply their imprint lasts for thousands of reincarnations, the kind of love that has no pretenses, that will understand you again and again

Pisces kind of love - the kind of love that will make it impossible for anyone after to follow up, the kind of love that drowns you in honey and kisses, the kind of love you write poetry for and seal the paper with a kiss, love that must have been made by the gods themselves for nothing mortal could have made something so ethereal and encompassing

the signs as philosophical movements

Aries: Machiaviellanism - the denial of the relevance of morality, holding the view that any means can be used if it is necessary to maintain power.
Taurus: Epicureanism - the pursuit of pleasure, above all. 
Gemini: Existentialism - the belief that there is no universal “meaning of life”, the individual is free to create his own meaning and build his character from his actions. 
Cancer: Idealism  - the idea that the material world and reality merely is a product of consciousness, sensation, imagination and perception.
Leo: Solipsism - the belief that the self is all there is, that everything else just is a product of their perception.
Virgo: Skepticism -  a way of life devoted to inquiry, investigation and doubt: always questioning the certainity of things.
Libra: Dualism - the belief that everything is made up of polarity and can be sorted into two categories (such as body and mind, good and evil) which cannot exist without one another.
Scorpio: Nihilism - denial of the existence of any “truths”, holding the belief that life is ultimately meaningless.
Sagittarius: Empiricism - the belief that true wisdom comes from experience.
Capricorn: Stoicism -  emphasizes the discipline and mastery of the emotions in order to reach a wiser, rational, and peaceful mindset.
Aquarius: Surrealism - the rejection of the rational, the negation of the normal; celebrating contradiction, the imagination and the bizzare.
Pisces: Romanticism - emphasis on strong emotion and receptiveness, celebrating the imagination, the transcendental and the supreme value of art.

Aries: You need to learn to accept things as they are. The glory days may have been golden, but we’re still here. There are still good times to be had. You just need to focus on the now. Focus on what could be.




Taurus: You will find recovery again. You will get better. This darkness has to end at some point, right? The sadness will fade like it always does. There will be better tomorrows, we just have to get through the bad today’s.




Gemini: You’re more than the sum of your past. More than people who made you. More than the people who gave you those scars. You have every right to be angry and hurt. But you also have every right to grow beyond this.





Cancer: The hard memories will pass. The bad times will pass. Things will recover again. Things will level back to normal again. We will find calm. You just have to breath through this. You can survive anything 5 minutes at a time





Leo: Where’s your back bone? Where’s your fire? I need to see that fight in your eyes so I know we can survive this. I need you right now so please. Don’t give up. You are a true warrior my dear.





Virgo: Stop circling backwards. Stop opening up doors to your past every time you get lonely. Stop going back to something that never brought you any good to begin with. Stop returning to the scene of your greatest crime.





Libra: You’re not a dead body stop acting like it. Stop laying there and just letting shit happen around you. Stop just accepting the way things are. You’ve become complacent. Don’t let them take the one thing you always had. Don’t let them take your will.





Scorpio: lay down your weapons. No ones trying to hurt you. Maybe lower your walls a little and let someone else slip in. We just want to take care of you. We just want to make sure you’re good. We’re not the enemy here love. Never were.





Sagittarius: be careful, sometimes reputations are well deserved. Sometimes someone warning of bruises is just trying to avoid you getting hurt. Be careful who you listen to and trust, not everyone is as they seem.





Capricorn: let go of your pride and stubbornness for once. Stop hiding behind excuses and step up. I know it’s scary. I know it’s hard. I know the darkness is swallowing you whole. But it’s time to step up. Time to stand.





Aquarius: You can’t grab on to something new if you keep clinging to your past babe. You keep looking behind you as if there’s some secret to life back there. I promise you you’ve learned every lesson. I’m sorry they aren’t here to still teach you. But you will pull through. Eyes forward





Pisces: are the ghosts to much for you to? It’s okay to admit. You’ve got a lot of skeletons in your closet. A lot of friends and family in graveyards ya know? It’s okay to not be okay. It’s okay to miss them. We’ll sit in the darkness till you’re okay to come home

Is your sign a toughie or a softie?

Acts like a toughie, is a toughie: Aries, Sagittarius, Capricorn

Acts like a toughie, is a softie: Leo, Gemini, Scorpio

Acts like a softie, is a toughie: Virgo, Aquarius, Libra

Acts like a softie, is a softie: Taurus, Pisces, Cancer

The signs aesthetics

(check your sun, moon, and rising)

Aries: bright red lipstick, combat boots, a night city lit by neon lights, wrestling with your friends, mona lisa’s smile, wondering if someone thinks about you, fairy lights, baseball bats, biting into a fresh apple, converse, doodling in class, stained glass windows, fields of daises, making snow angels

Taurus: forest fairies, strolling though an orange grove on a warm day, mossy rocks, singing into your hairbrush, wild horses, fluffy socks, fresh baked cookies, dark lipstick, orange sunsets, polaroids, soft bunnies, laughing so hard you cant breathe, placing succulents everywhere

Gemini: clouds, writing in the air with sparklers, fruit trees, stargazing with a best friend, minimalist art, carefully stepping around delicate flowers, old records, rainbows, watching people in a busy city, listening to music in the shower, iced lemonade, violets, getting lost in happy memories, typewriters

Cancer: a mediterranean breeze, peaches, holding you breath as long as you can, dangling your feet over a watery cliff, angels wings, shy smiles, fields of lavender, laughing at old photos, sunlight glistening off water, drinking tea and staring out a rainy window

Leo: diamond earrings, feeling the warmth of a bonfire, entertaining your friends and loved ones, bright early mornings, giving flowers to your favorite person, reading for hours, milkshakes, wondering how many places you’ll go, gold glitter, rollerblading, heart shaped sunglasses

Virgo: the london skyline, cheering for your friends, floral patterns, beautiful hair, riding a bike down an old brick street, finding the perfect candle, a peaceful yellow house on a hill, silk dresses flowing in the wind, watching the fog roll in off the sea, reading into the early hours of the morning, snuggling in an oversized sweater

Libra: pastel smoke bombs, picking sunflowers at dawn, falling in love with the moment every time your friends laugh, tea with milk and sugar, a cat basking in the suns rays, bubble baths, freeze dried roses, holographic paint, sleeping under a skylight, the babble of a coffee shop, collecting stickers to put on your laptop

Scorpio: a shadowy forest, setting off firecrackers at midnight, fluffy white cats, pink rain boots, falling asleep to the sound of a storm, wearing multiple bracelets, hiking with your buddies, knowing what people are thinking just by looking at them, a mysterious crystal ball, taking hot hour long showers, watching smoke rise

Sagittarius: wandering though the woods, wishing on shooting stars, tall evergreen trees poking though heavy fog, multicolored sunsets, hugging your best friend after not seeing them for awhile, paint stained hands, an old grand piano, fishing in a creek, kicking a rock down the road as you walk, a bouquet of tulips, large windows with drawn back curtains

Capricorn: sage, 80s blazers, being stuck after sitting in a leather seat for too long, roadmaps scattered around, staring in awe at someones eyes, tall gates on a graveyard, bird watching, waking up in a new city, walking through a greenhouse, the scent of old books, getting lost in your favorite music

Aquarius: jelly shoes, admiring a child’s wonder, looking though a thrift shop for hours, sitting on a sidewalk watching people as they go by, knit socks, collecting plastic shopping bags, house plants, wearing odd colors of nail polish, standing on a tall building and taking a deep breath, ivy crawling up a garden wall,

Pisces: daydreaming, walking though a field barefoot, closing your eyes and listening to the sound of a waterfall, clear puddles, chocolate milk, moonlight shimmering off the ocean, getting lost in a garden of flowers, a ships sails, sea foam, dandelions growing out of the sidewalk, crystals, betta fish

the signs grouped

taurus, cancer, libra, saggitarius: mom friend of each element, equally craves balance and excitement, can have lots of emotions but don’t always express them in the best way, always unsure of where to focus their energy, indulgent in expensive or nice things

capricorn, scorpio, gemini, aries: the self-proclaimed badasses of each element, intense energy, work hard, can be hard to read emotionally, typically full of interesting things to say and blunt playful/witty banter

virgo, pisces, aquarius, leo: the independent signs of each element, introspective, tends to live in their own world, a lot of energy focused on the self, usually does things a bit differently, wants to stand out

THE SIGNS AS I KNOW THEM (excuse the shade):

ARIES: sometimes intimidating, extremely confident people with crazy desire to share their opinions and ideas with the world, massive flirts, loud mouths, independent and super funny. They tend to hide away their true feelings and pretend they don’t care about anything. Intriguing personality that can make anyone fall in love with them almost immediately.

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TAURUS: perssistent, easily manipulated, great listeners, romantic —low-key would do anything for their loved one—, classy and natural beauty and sense of style. They associate friends with family. Fun to be around yet stubborn and independent. They love learning new stuff.

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GEMINI: artistic —even if they aren’t artists—, big eyes filled with joy and hope, whimsical minds, bad puns that somehow sound hilarious when they tell them, exotic minds, witty —they know something about everything and have a large range of information and facts—, actually loyal. Can be a little over-dramatic but that doesn’t mean they’re lying. Usually stereotyped as two-faced but in reality they are just honest —thing that bothers people—.

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CANCER: trying to seem arrogant, overwhelmed almost all the time, in need of attention and approval, artsy —they’re aesthetically pleasing and have good taste in all kinds of art—, secretive before they know they can trust you, shy when it comes to confessing love, trying to be something they’re clearly not. They handle criticism with sarcastic humor; they know they’re better than you.

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LEO: doesn’t need approval from anyone in anything, goal-oriented, can make their way out of any kind of situation by simply using their charm and intelligence, uses a variety of memes to describe their feelings. They don’t easily fall in love but when they do you’ll know it’s real. #extra without even trying. CONFIDENT.

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VIRGO: resting bitch face but deep down sensitive and caring for those who are close to their heart, grammar cops, pretty sexual —pretty much—, party animals at night, robots functioning on caffeine during the day. Minimalistic sense of style that reflects the art of simplicity in which they strongly belive just like aliens belive in taking over the world. (This description is a mess but so they are sometimes. Shh, you don’t know it from here).

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LIBRA: fashion masters, goofy and weird, the real trash talkers just because they’re bored and, honestly, better than you. Overall peace-makers and cheesy. Cute instagram feed, delicate manicure and light makeup. They know A LOT of people —sometimes it’s annoying because they bump into people they know, all the time they step outside the house—. Charming and flirtatious, showing their intelligence through fantastic humor.

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SCORPIO: somehow scary —but honestly, they wouldn’t even be able to kill a fly—, too proud of themselves to admit shit they’ve done wrong, wanna be cool, actual softies, sexual creatures who can eat you alive with just their eyes. The definition of possesive. Paranoid and moody —one moment all hot and sexy, next second cooler than ice—, more intelligent than you think. They can be bold when showing affection, just because they want to warn others that you belong to them and only them.

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SAGITTARIUS: rarely freaks out FOR REAL, sassy kings and queens, original, naturally born with a dramatic side that makes them extraordinare actors, passionate. They inspire by using their intellect —which btw, yes, they have haha, you haters—. Literally good at anything they do (tell me your secret, please). Showing love might be hard just because they generally feel unsure of their true feelings.

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CAPRICORN: dark humor, actual selfish people who only think about themselves, masters ar stressing over minor problems, the real foodies, probably the coolest people in school/on instagram/at work —or whatever environment you’re in—, attractive in an unexplainable way. Touchy —plain and simple touchy—. Protective. Born smart. Easily hurt by negative comments but would never EVER admit it.

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AQUARIUS: their charm makes them appear fake —which they might actually be, not gonna lie—, plain and simple weird, angry at their unlucky destiny, daydreamers, softies who hide their desire for true love, probably dreaming of the idea of soulmates —right now—. Their kindness usually makes them look like fools and that’s why people don’t give them credits for important stuff they make in this world. “The best friend”. Crying at movies and SUPER clumsy and awkward. Tired of being labeled as “not important” or “the cold one”; they kind of love attention.

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PISCES: more selfish that you may think, attention whores and tea spillers. They want to look and act cute all the time and are hurt if someone says it looks fake. Always up to impress intriguing people they are attracted to, by using their most valuable talents. Family guys —and girls—, food lovers, sports oriented, extreme love for alcoohol. Sort of mysterious and hard to figure out. Bubbly flirts who don’t play hard to get.

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Hard to excuse myself after this amount of shade but keep in mind that this is my personal opinion and, also, my personal experience with the signs. I’m an Aqua and I just called out bullshit on myself sooo… haha anyway every sign has it’s good and bad traits, view this as a chance to find out more about both of them, perhaps?? ♒️🤭

Love in 2019.

Aries: in 2019, someone is going to become your muse. you’re going to realize that you could not spend your life without this person. they’ve been in your life for a long time, though. you just haven’t seen it. you’re going to have this hit you very hard and fast, but soon it’s going to blossom into something beautiful.

Taurus: in 2019, you have to let go of what is holding you back in order to find love. let go of the person that keeps giving you false hope so that you can finally have what you’ve been waiting for. you’re deserving of it. stop convincing yourself that someone is perfect for you if they don’t want to put in the same amount of effort as you do. learn to only give love to people who are deserving of your energy.

Gemini: in 2019, you are going to meet someone completely new. at first, you might actually hate them for some psychological reason that you can’t conceptualize. but, you’ll find that this person has the same humor and thoughts as you. you’ll end up being mesmerized by them and soon you’ll be spending every waking moment thinking about them or being with them.

Cancer: in 2019, at first you may have many questions when it comes to love. you might have a few flings or you might be embracing the single life. but, towards the middle of this year someone will come and brighten up your world. you are going to fall in love, deeper than you ever have. romance will ignite a fire within you and you’ll find your heart dancing to the song that it brings.

Leo: in 2019, your love life is going to become stable. whether you’re in a relationship now or not, by the end of this year you will have something consistent. this might seem surprising, because maybe you were always scared of the thought of commitment or you think maybe you’ll always get bored, but that’s not the case. the person coming along this year will be everything you didn’t know you needed.

Virgo: in 2019, love is going to come to you when you’re not even thinking about it. you’re often so busy that someone being interested in you is very hard to notice. but the love coming to you is going to be hard to ignore. you’ll finally be admired in a way that helps you to keep your independence while also giving you everything you need.

Libra: in 2019, love is going to come to you in many forms. maybe in a relationship, but also in friendships, a career, or just in day to day life. you’ll begin to love your life and inspire the right things to come to you. when I see you this year, I picture you filled with so much love that you are about to burst. it could be in any way you choose to see it.

Scorpio: in 2019, you will learn to love yourself before you love anyone else. that may not be what you want to hear, but listen. until you are able to believe in yourself and that you are okay alone, the purest form of romance will not come your way. but you will figure it out this year, and you will find love by the end. you just have to focus on yourself first.

Sagittarius: in 2019, you’re going to find a love that brings your walls down. it could already be in your life, but you just haven’t let yourself be vulnerable quite yet. this year is your year of letting yourself be happy and in love. all the secrets and things you’ve kept in for years are going to come pouring out.

Capricorn: in 2019, you’re going to find a best friend. at first, this friendship will seem nothing but innocent, you’ll crack jokes and talk to each other about life. after a while though, you’ll gain feelings for them and be thinking about them quite a lot. it’ll be a very big surprise to you, but you’re going to find that falling in love with your best friend is the best way that things could’ve gone.

Aquarius: in 2019, love is on the horizon. whatever love you have in your life right now, is going to rise to lengths you’ve never seen it be. additionally, there will be people entering your life that you never knew you needed. life will seem way more peaceful and hopeful with them around. you will end up having many people around you who have pure and great intentions.

Pisces: in 2019, you’ll stop fearing love. you will let it come to you, I suspect it will be earlier in the year. and when it comes, you will have the deepest talks that you’ve been seeking. you’ll have someone want to learn about you just as you want to learn about them. it will be pure, it will be happy, and it won’t be as scary as you might’ve thought. this love will feel safe.

Important Dates for the Signs in January - 2019

Z O D I A C G U I D E / / I G

Aries: 5, 23, 24

Taurus: 13, 19, 21

Gemini: 19, 27, 30

Cancer: 1, 18, 26

Leo: 10, 22, 31

Virgo: 7, 17, 24

Libra: 4, 13, 29

Scorpio: 16, 26, 31

Sagittarius: 2, 19, 27

Capricorn: 7, 10, 23

Aquarius: 11, 12, 21

Pisces: 8, 17, 20

The Signs as Lovers

Capricorn

  • Quick kisses when you’re not expecting it. Whispers love songs to you. Is the big spoon. Gives you their jacket when it’s cold out. Tells you that your love keeps them warm. Can’t look at you without falling in love all over again.

Aquarius

  • Tells you that they love you without warning. Warm hugs, soft kisses. Slow dancing in a candle lit room. Has a way of making you feel like you’re the only person who matters. Wears your favorite color on gloomy days.

Pisces

  • Writes poems and sonnets in your honor. Takes you to museums, says that Venus doesn’t have anything on you. Notebooks upon notebooks of romance stories where you’re the lead. Seems to sway when in your presence. Lights up when they see you.

Aries

  • Will tell cheesy jokes to make you smile. Massages for when you’ve had a hard day. Long nights of whispering ‘I love you’. Will always attempt to win you a stuffed animal from a carnival booth. Will tell you non-stop how much they love you.

Taurus

  • Lazy days in bed. Spending hours in the garden with you. Brings a bouquet of flowers to you to remind you how much they love you. Rubs your hand when holding it. Tries to be smooth but ends up saying quite plainly that they love you. Giggle fits when they realize that they are your partner.  

Gemini

  • Walks in the forest. Draws you in natural poses when you least expect it. Considers you their eternal muse. Can’t put the words together on how much they love you. Starry-eyed every time you pass by whether it’s the first time or the hundredth.

Cancer

  • Stargazing under a full moon. Walking along the beach. Silly photos with one serious kiss at the end. If given the chance they will pick you up and do a spin finished with a kiss. Tells you that you’re their favorite person in the world. Can’t stop telling people how much they love you and what a wonderful person you are.

Leo

  • Kisses your hand when holding it. Takes you to the most exclusive parties but always ends up avoiding the other guests to spend time with you. Can’t start a sentence about you without saying “The love of my life”. Thinks that you deserve the world, the stars, the moon, the entire universe and will attempt to give you all that an more.

Virgo

  • Stares at you in awe whenever you walk by. Calls you just to remind you that they love you. Plans about your future. Sings love songs without realizing it, always embarrassed when you point it out but goes back to singing anyways. Leans on you.

Libra

  • Comments on your beauty all the time. Cuddling on the couch. Wonders how they were lucky enough to have a partner like you. Values your input 24/7 365. Can’t imagine life without you, becomes tearful at the thought of that happening.

Scorpio

  • Motorcycle rides into the city. Dates at the café. Long kisses that leave you breathless. Always brushes that one strand of hair out of your face. Affectionate head bumps and soft laughter. Mischievous winks at you during the most innocent of things.

Sagittarius

  • Soft kisses on your forehead. Holding hands without realizing their doing it. Lovesick looks in public spaces. Love letters in hidden places. Reads poems out loud about you. Touch-starved all the time. Melts in your embrace.

the signs as art

aries: the art in anger. landing a solid punch on the jaw. the pounding of your heart against your chest. the color red.

taurus: the art in the earth. the smell of wet dirt. the feeling of grass between your toes. heavy boulders stacked like stone towers.

gemini: the art in the air. the sound of laughter carrying in the wind. the feeling of a warm breeze blowing through your hair. a deadly sharp frost.

cancer: the art in the sea. the salty breeze that blows through your hair. the fear of something swimming past your feet. being where all life began.

leo: the art in the wild. listening for strange noises coming from the forest. the smell of a wildfire in the cold. a lion’s roar as he escapes the clutches of a hunter.

virgo: the art in the trees. the smell of the pines in the fall. the perfect imperfection of the twisted branches and straight trunks. jumping in piles of colorful leaves.

libra: the art in falling in love. the feeling of deep longing in your chest. staying up late, wishing that they were in bed beside you. lighting lavender candles because the smell reminds you of them.

scorpio: the art in water. the blackness of a lake at night. the skipping of smooth stones on the surface. not knowing what lies beneath the waves.

sagittarius: the art in fire. seeing mountainous plumes of smoke on the horizon. a campfire illuminating secretive faces. knowing that there’s no escape from the flames.

capricorn: the art in the dark. listening for strange sounds in the dead of night. seeing faces in the trees at midnight. clutching a flashlight with white knuckles.

aquarius: the art in laughter. giggling after a first kiss. laughing through the pain, no matter how deep the wound. bending over, wheezing, silenced by joy.

pisces: the art in emotion. elation when your favorite band walks onstage. knowing your love is unrequited. laughing even though you feel like crying.

things i associate with the signs

Aries: Happier by Bastille and Marshmello, midnight conversations at 2 pm, memes, laughing so hard it hurts, fake confidence, guilt, feeling invincible, popcorn

Taurus: love, casual confidence, casual touches, nonchalant confessions that you’ll never hear again, bombass makeup, insecurity, hidden hilarity

Gemini: passion, indecision, arguments that don’t feel like arguments, driving around mindlessly, dark chocolate, being tipsy, spontaneous hobbies

Cancer: bottled feelings, long talks, country roads, hot chocolate, folk music, fixation, hidden feelings, passive aggression, emotional intelligence, hugs

Leo: charisma, youtube, intense overwhelming beauty (inside and out), having one big breakdown in exchange for being mostly okay most of the time, comfort and being comforted, wisdom beyond their years, honesty

Virgo: an abundance of ambition, heels, card games, casual confidence, badly hidden self consciousness, overcompensation, occasional rants that last for hours

Libra: casual beauty, chill pets, hurting feet, poorly hidden insecurity, awkward affection, going to bed at exactly 9 every night, chocolate, simpler times

Scorpio: going OFF (about something pure that you love), quiet extroversion, “Space Jam”, beauty that you don’t notice at first, weird fashion that shouldn’t work, Paris, “The Lego Movie”

Sagittarius: kermit the frog, confidence, drama, tricycles, being social but also an introvert, awkward but heartfelt hugs, implied honesty, unnecessary and weird (but interesting) facts, forgotten crushes

Capricorn: movies that make you cry, shaky hands, mislead intentions, trying your damn hardest, ice cream and fudge, overspending, long hugs that turn into cuddling, sacrifice

Aquarius: honesty that isn’t actually honesty, attention, passion, genuine care for humans, jealousy, not knowing what to think, endless what if’s, wanting to fix everything and realizing too late you can’t

Pisces: passing conversation, unspoken words, fucked up sleep schedules, consistency, background personalities, indecision, perfect words of wisdom followed by a meme, bittersweet feelings

Tired or energized

Appears tired, is actually energized: Taurus, Pisces, Virgo

Appears tired and is tired: Libra, Capricorn, Gemini

Appears energized, is actually tired: Cancer, Aquarius, Sagittarius

Appears energized and is energized: Leo, Aries

Is still asleep: Scorpio

my perception of the signs

aries - entertainers, can’t stand to be bored, wants the most out of life, very thoughtful, family ppl, attention seeking, needs validation, seems carefree but probably cares too much, the worst thing u can do is to ignore them, lovely ppl, good at languages

taurus - might be a bit ignorant on some basic things, always up for doing smth crazy, wants to be around ppl all the time, hilarious, human epitome of sunshine, passionate, bad at communication, they don’t seem to listen to others, dominant, lots of romantic experience, moves on quickly, somehow always ends up saying the wrong thing, don’t say “i love you” easily

gemini - constantly flirting, good conversationalists, shallow, up for anything *wink*, has a million pairs of sneakers, very popular, everyone wants to be their friend, falls in love too easily, claims to be heartbreakers but it might be the other way around, cares more than ppl think, maybe too naive, good at math, hides their feelings well

cancer - they have so much love to give, emotional, dramatic abt things that seem insignificant to others, kinda psychic, good sense of humor, wants to make ppl happy, good taste in music, too hard on themselves, good at the things they claim to be bad at, can’t make a decision, dog ppl, can be too dependent on others, good hearted, very different in private and in public

leo - clean freak, good at arguing, but doesn’t like confrontation, will ask u very personal questions minutes after meeting u, thinks a lot, athletic, funny without realizing it, wants to sound smart

virgo - likes school, can seem cold but they’re not at all, smart, argues too much, will do everything for the ppl they love, confrontational, idealistic, analytical, follows their own path in life, makes decisions easily, sometimes they’re an open book, other times they’re unreadable, gets angry too easily, good writers, honest and straightforward, loyal, artistic, cool fashion sense

libra - very dominant but still wants to include everyone’s opinion, likeable, funny, they’re never awkward, says it like it is, good w ppl, just pleasant company overall, diplomatic, can seem a bit aggressive tho, holds a grudge, calls instead of texting, very observant, can tell when you’re feeling bad, lifts up the ppl around them, fuck gender roles

scorpio - very very emotional, will hold a grudge, kinda shy, amazing sense of humor, good listeners, likes deep conversations, nerdy, takes a lot of selfies, experimental, opens up to you easily, overshares, takes most things personally, will call you out, they seem to be their own worst enemy, good w advice, wants pity

sagittarius - has a lot of friends, but only trusts two or three ppl fully, adventurous, wants to change but they’re scared, gives many compliments, forgets to love themselves, loves classical music, good at many things, lives for traveling, everyone seems to love them, they seem perfect from the outside, in reality they’re just as lost as u

capricorn - talented ppl, very private, shy, doesn’t show their emotions, loves cats, hard to get to know, deep and meaningful connections, should loosen up a bit, high self esteem, thinks they’re cool, probably are, mysterious, hides their face if you try to take a picture of them

aquarius - bad at texting, talks a lot, narcissistic, always has a crush on someone, the life of the party, always thinking of how to make the world a better place, loves animals, cuts ppl off easily, can talk abt one thing they’re into for hours, has no boundaries, they’re never boring

pisces - wants to be loved, dreamers, cool ppl, friendly, shy of conflict, can’t handle their emotions, altruistic, goes through many hardships in life, might be too kind, reliable, has a lot of love for others, cries easily, all over the place, changes their mind a lot, hopeless romantic

Rising + Sex Appeal ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ

💃 Leo Rising 💃

leo rising sex appeal craves to have all eyes in the room on them. they do what they can to be noticed, even if it’s bad attention, so being deliberately provocative, displaying their sexy in a super showy way, or just oozing that natural self-confidence loudly and proudly is what makes them super attractive. they just have so much confidence that they can get whatever and whoever they want, they’re like this captivating force you can’t look away from. it either makes you want them, or want to be them. the fact that they know and acknowledge their own value and know how to sell it so well is what appeals others to them. leo rising sex appeal is fierce, proud, and self-assured.

🌋 Scorpio Rising 🌋

scorpio risings, like everything else in life, have the most control over their sex appeal in that they can leverage how subtle or overt they want to be with it. their attractiveness - which they are completely aware of - is something that they don’t necessarily feel they have to show off or shove in peoples faces, they do not communicate a need to prove something of themselves. they know and trust in their own self-possession and power. the sex appeal here is just a thing that exists as this vibe around them. they don’t have to do much to draw others to them. others can find them magnetic through a simple glance, or an innocent word spoken, and yet it carries so much meaning and power. scorpio rising sex appeal is unspoken, self-controlled, and deeply profound.


🍑 Taurus Rising 🍑

with taurus rising, these individuals are absolutely impossible to resist. these are your classic good looks, down-to-earth sex gods/goddesses, representing the steadfast persistence of mother nature itself. their sex appeal embodies the very essence of what it means to be attract-ive, as in doing little to nothing to get what they want. their gaze and strong but gentle movements simply draw you in. they have a similar pull to that of scorpio risings - but a lot softer and much more graceful. these are the individuals you just can’t help but want to do everything for, be at their beck and call, and just downright spoil them. everything that appeals others to them is always going to involve - but is not limited to - the taurus rising physicality, as in their movement, touch, style, or a particular physical feature. a taurus rising female’s sex appeal is classic, sensuous, and alluring. 


💋 Libra Rising 💋

one of their super powers is being able to switch between cute, hot, and gorgeous, or all three, in a matter of moments. they understand the fine details that make up each of those traits, and therefore libra risings have mastered the fine art of aesthetics down to a T. libra rising sex appeal is such a pleasure to behold - all the sweetness and charm you could ever imagine, wrapped up so intricately in one beautiful, mesmerizing package. they are unspeakably, blindingly attractive, and not just in their obvious good looks but in how they sit, stand, dance, sing, speak, emote, debate…the unmatched clarity of their intellect is just as infamous as their physical beauty, and it’s the simple concept of aesthetics that they know so well that just makes them so lovely to watch and listen to. their sex appeal is something of an enchanting experience, it’s pure, untainted, venusian grace and allure.


🍭 Gemini Rising 🍭

when i think of gemini rising’s sex appeal, the automatic word that comes to mind is cutesy, yet still provocative. it’s very innocent! but then there’s also that duality to gemini that definitely can come into play here. so this rising can also be envisioned as being complete and total angels (that is, the innocence) but then switching just as quickly to the complete opposite, being the femme fatale or stereotypical bad boy. their sex appeal caters to just about everyone, being highly variable, changeable to whatever situation they’re in, so it’s impossible to not be attracted to them. a gemini rising can pretty much nail down any type of sexy they want to be, depending on who they’re with. and the wit and charm is always turned on full-force.


🍯 Cancer Rising 🍯

cancer rising’s sex appeal can be wholesome and pure, and totally have that girl/boy next door energy. they are quietly and unassumingly alluring, so attracting their object of desire could be done in such a hidden, but no less forceful, way. and they’ve got that deep, magnetic lunar energy that pulls you in, in some unspeakable way. it’s totally subtle and you might not even realize it happening. they might show it in their eyes or body language, suggesting their desire for you, but making you come to them. it’s clearly an inviting, beckoning energy. cancer rising can also be sensual when they want to be, and use that shroud of mystery they like to hide behind as a sex appeal factor. they’re remaining hidden, appearing shy, so it makes others want to know more about them naturally. they could give way just the right amount, to pique your curiosity, and the rest of the work is done by you


💣Aquarius Rising 💣

the sex appeal of aquarius rising lies in their ability to shock and electrify bystanders - yet simultaneously have that be their weapon of intrigue. they can be completely bewitching to those whose gaze they attract - and no one is exempt from noticing them. to be struck by aquarius rising’s lightning feels like downing a refreshing, cool drink of water only to be caught off-guard by them sharing a completely random, yet thought-provoking scientific observation. thus, it’s the genius of an aquarius rising’s mind that attracts you alongside their obviously striking presence. they possess a trademark otherworldly factor that is unmistakably them, that you’ll find with no one else. an aquarius rising’s sex appeal is understated and unintentional, their humor, intelligence and distinguishable persona is what gets you. there isn’t necessarily any kind of effort made on their part to attract anyone and the very fact that they could care less if you like them or not just endears you further to the million fragmented intricacies of that signature aquarius rising glacial detachment


🚨Aries Rising 🚨

“i want that. here i go to take it for myself.” this sums up a large part of the aries rising sex appeal. so blunt, so direct, so honest…and so child-like. their attitude is just so plain and simple, it’s hard not to find them endearing. and when they get bossy, when the temperature rises and the fire comes out - that’s when you’re blinded by their light, suffocated by the physical passion and energy they give off that you’re completely stunned…and totally in awe.  and the impulsive, rapid-fire desire that so often blazes the trajectory of aries rising then becomes the object of your desire. aries rising sex appeal is so visceral, untamable, and desirous. they carry themselves forcefully, expressing passion with each flash of their eyes, every challenging inquiry or explicit demand, every swift, sharp movement they make. their trigger-readiness to move, fight, play, defend, take action almost invites you to challenge them, its almost as if to say that they are ready for you to make your move on them.

🌊Pisces Rising 🌊

the sex appeal of a pisces rising is soothing, mystical, and ethereal. what a dreamy babe, this fantasy-like creature you thought could only exist in fairytales and mythical stories…and yet here they are, shining like a mirage before your very eyes, it’s so unbelievable you‘re almost certain this is a dream you’re living in. thats what being entranced by a pisces rising feels like, for a bit you’ve forgotten the cold hard feeling of reality and you’re hopelessly captivated by this otherworldly being, like time and limitations cease to exist.  to fall prey to the attractive nature of a pisces rising is to be embraced by lapping waves of emotion that can easily turn into overpowering waves of desire. all at once, you are falling into their depths, the seemingly bottomless pools of their existence, until all that fills your mind and heart is them. there are no warning signs, and any attempt to exercise caution against falling will be futile - the tempting illusions that have you under the spell of pisces rising are ever-present and indomitable 

👒Virgo Rising 👒

the virgo rising sex appeal is in their quiet modesty, unassuming nature, “who me?” type of attitude. but they know it’s them, what they possess, all of their assets in fact they are painfully aware of every tiny detail about themselves. they assess and evaluate, re-asses and re-evaluate, and don’t stop fussing until they reach their own standards and level of mint-perfection. they seem very innocent and there’s something wild and untamable just dying to be let out here, but who is deserving to see that side? virgo risings dare you to come closer and try them and the bravest will risk rejection, being turned down, and it’s that unspoken, subtle challenge in their physical presence that keeps others intrigued. they never reveal too much about themselves, do you want to know? then put some effort and show you’re worthy of their time. the virgo rising sex appeal is about purity, uncovered lust, and self-restraint.

🎢 Sagittarius Rising 🎢

it’s impossible to not be passionately ensnared by the sagittarius rising sex appeal, which is distinct in its high-spirited, inspirational, ethereal nature. their appeal lies in their resistance to being captured, defined, labeled.. these are the explorers who will have you wanting to explore all of them, inside and out, in all ways you can think of. with an outstretched hand, they beckon you to come along on an adventure and take a risk with them and you have never felt more alive than when you begin to fall for them.. they want you to fall, headfirst without a single care, leaving all your troubles behind - this is their method of capture. with them, there are no limits, nowhere they won’t go with you. bright-eyed and full of wonder is their essence that endears them to you. sagittarius rising sex appeal? wild, untamable, and free.

🏆Capricorn Rising 🏆

there is a level of mystery and admirable amount of self-possession and confidence to the capricorn rising sex appeal. this rising’s sophistication and classiness in their perfectly suave ladylike or gentlemanly approach just proves how high of a prize they are and what endears them to many. what appeals others to them is how strong, level-headed, and capable they seem, as well as the admiration that their authority inspires in others, how much other people want to emulate a cap rising’s core essence.  the cherry on top is that they know their worth and aren’t afraid to admit it. cap risings are large and in charge, unmistakable to notice because of the power and authority they exude. the amount of respect their very presence demands evokes a persistent sexual magnetism, and soon you find yourself wanting them to be in control of you. 

• zodiac signs

Originally posted by lacuna-matata

Aries:

Aries mature under pressure, they like opposing, they like to counter-attack, they like to challenge popular views and opinions, they like competing with others. This helps them learn more and become a better version of themselves, Aries are really hungry and thristy for progress.

Taurus:

It may sound shallow, but Taurus have a vision of a beautiful world, they like to see beauty, aesthetics more and more to the world, what is there not to like? When everything looks put together and pleasing to the eye, I think we all would enjoy that. Taurus also like things flowing a certain way, their way, that lessens their stress and anxiety. They should not underestimate the power of their surroundings and the power of dressing up as they like, as they feel like. Both have an influence on their mood.

Gemini:

They know what they want, but they lack knowing the ways to get there sometimes. What they need most is a goal and direction, knowing what to do in order to place their energy there, their whole energy there. If they do not where they are going, which is their next destination, they then face the same problems and obstacles. They should sit down and think things over nicely, orderly.

Cancer:

They are emotional beings, especially when it comes to their bonds with people. If they are not careful, they could fall into the wrong crowd, which can be very draining, exhausting and toxic. They should choose their friends carefully, which I think is a skill they develop with experience, it is important because they dicate their behavior, it is a huge source of experience, expansion and progress for Cancerians.

Leo:

Leos are really fulfilled when they have a clear vision of who they are. But, this is a challenge because the vision they have has to evolve. Because they will stay stuck if they do not evolve, evolve their vision and themselves, constant growth is needed, the real challenge is them letting this evolution happening, they can be their own biggest enemy sometimes.

Virgo:

The stress they feel when analyzing others’ opinions is equal to the freedom you will feel when you put that behind you. If you are not happy, you are probably living for someone else, or you are making decision based on what other’s told you/raised you, and not based on what you feel and think is right for that. The Virgo mind is intelligent, observant and analytical making it perfect for making rational and right decisions, which is the challenge, not giving a fuck about others’ opinions, not paying mind to their ‘advice’. Do your own thing.

Libra:

Libras really care about – their career/studies and their loved ones. They would be the happiest when they love people with the whole extent of their heart and when they are working something they are really passionate about. Because they feel these things so strongly, sometimes it is challenging to balance them.

Scorpio:

Scorpios think with the same intensity as they feel. This can become a problem when they do not know how to handle their often irrational and impulsive ideas. This does not mean they cannot control their thoughts, but their challenge here is learning how to put their focus on only important and relevant things and forget the rest. In order to be able to do this is for them to know what they care for and what is the person they want to become.

Sagittarius:

Sags have a constant need to be in movement, action. They are hungry for experiences and when they are not pleased with life is often because of some reasons they cannot do the things they love. Maybe they want that ‘perfect’ life according to their own definition of it, maybe they want to settle down, whatever it is they want if they cannot add adventure and excitement to it they will never feel fulfilled.

Capricorn:

One of the most grounded signs. If they are not in a home they value, a partner they absolutely, whole-heartedly love and a job that fulfills them, they will not be happy. To them happiness is dependent of consistency – what they do, what does their partner do, their permanent home (in which they find   comfort), their job.

Aquarius:

They like accomplishing a lot. So if they are not happy and/or fulfilled it is because they are not dreaming enough, it is because they are not doing much. Their happiness is born out of the projects they love doing and creating. If they stop working on something bigger than them, they will be completely crushed.

Pisces:

They have a need to be understood but at the same time they never are. The best way for them to express themselves is to create something, it being in the field of art or in the field of business, whatever tickles their fancy. It is important for them to imprint a part of them into the world, instead of finding a piece of them that is missing. If they are not fulilled and/or happy it is because they are not creating, and/or using their creativity to its full extent.

The Signs As.... Iconic John Mulaney Quotes

Aries: “Brush your teeth. Now, boom, orange juice. That’s life.”“

Taurus: ”My vibe is like, you could pour hot soup in my lap and I would probably apologize to you.”                                                              

Gemini: “Because we’re Delta Airlines and life is a fucking nightmare~” 

Cancer: “First of, no.”

Leo: “My dad pulled into the drive-thru, and we started cheering and then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.”

Virgo: “And I had that thought… That only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel could have.”

Libra: “Adult life is already so goddamn weird.”

Scorpio: “I just need everyone to like me so bad.”

Sagittarius: “Everyone get out of my way. I just want to sit here and feed my birds.”

Capricorn: “And I said no. You know, like a liar.”

Aquarius: “I’ll keep all of my emotions right here, and then one day, I’ll die.”

Pisces: “In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.