bi-tcssa  asked:

Since I'm bisexual can I own only one pet?

well bi means two, and since everybody knows that means that every bisexual is always limited to two and only two, you can either own two pets, or one pet with two legs, like a chicken or a really weird snake

anonymous asked:

WHERES THE PROOF

I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M GOING TO HAVE THIS DISCUSSION IN THE YR OF OUR LORD 2016 OK HERE’S THE PROOF

reasons why leslie knope is a slytherin

typical slytherine traits:

  • resourcefulness – speaks for itself she can make the best of any situation listen the parks dept. isn’t operating on a very high budget but she makes it work
  • cunningness & cleverness – she’s clever, obviously (softball pitch, moving that tech company to the poor part of pawnee) but for some reason people don’t believe me when i say that leslie knope is devious as hell but the proof is right there in the show???? i can’t think of any more examples than the thing w/ the painting and her putting artifacts in the empty lot right now but they exist. she’s sly, that one
  • ambition – yeah, uh, anyway
  • self-preservation – eagleton goes under, leslie refuses to help them based on her hatred for the town and laughs at them for it too. it often takes prodding to get her to do stuff for the greater good. she has trouble seeing situations from an objective point of view.
  • fraternity – she love her friendos. her fierce loyalty is what makes her a hufflepuff as well. slytherpuff or hufflepuff leslie is acceptable but i still believe strongly in slytherin leslie knope

reasons why leslie knope is NOT a gryffindor

  • gryffindors have a very strong sense of right and wrong. leslie may have this too but she doesn’t always act based on this sense – she consistently acts based on her self-interest and the interest of her town, not always because it’s the “right” thing to do. usually she gets turned around by another character
  • impulsivity??? nah. leslie has never not planned anything in her entire life, ever, not even once, in her entire life (this is an exaggeration but ye)
  • a vengeful leslie knope is a good leslie knope. we’ve seen this a lot. gryffindors typically are much more chivalrous and willing to forgive. leslie knope never forgives and never forgets
  • she doesn’t seek individual glory in the way that gryffindors do – sure, she’d like to be remembered and appreciated, but it’s not the driving force behind what she does. she doesn’t have a Hero Complex or anything she’s just a bureaucrat trying to do her job

reasons why leslie knope is seen as a gryffindor

  • she said it once
  • protagonists are always gryffindor-types
  • people don’t think slytherins can be warm and nice. END the slytherin stigma
  • brave
  • determined
  • ????????????????????????? there is nothing else

anonymous asked:

Does spooky hotel ryan drink diet coke to keep his inner working clean?

I have answered a question like this before but yes, Ryan drinks Android Cola (diet version, less oil) and it aids his cooling systems and basically he also drinks it just because he can. Keeping his inner workings clean and all that stuff is just a plus to him in that matter.

Plus he enjoys the bubbles.

anonymous asked:

(1/2) I think since Draco loves spoiling Scorpius he would get the kid anything so when scorpius writes a letter asking his dad to get "a wonderful muggle story that I've heard about. I'd really like to read it dad! Please?" Draco grumbly stumbles into muggle London trying to find this wretched muggle book scorpius is oh so interested in and as he walks through the bookstore it turns out to be really interested too!

(2/2) So instead of that one book scorpius wanted Draco leaves with like 20 books in hand bc “muggles actually write really well don’t ask why we have so many muggle books suddenly, scorpius” then he keeps revisiting muggle London bc it’s actually super pleasant

This is such a lovely idea! Draco would do anything for Scorpius, he’d bear through any discomfort and anxiety just to make his son happy. That’s such an important thing for him because it’d help him discover things he was reluctant to try and be more open minded. :) I’d love for them to explore muggle literature together, picking a new book every other week and discuss it in their letters, having long talks over them when Scor’s at home. I think they’d both love it and cherish to opportunity to bond over a mutual interest.

anonymous asked:

It could be possible that amethyst might get a human girlfriend. I mean we hardly see amethyst and peridot hangin out much in the screen time and Peridot is comfortable with Lapis and called her and the barn home.

…am I having a fever dream or did someone really send me this message?

anonymous asked:

Not to be creepy or anything and I know he's just a manga character but I'm a straight man and I'd legit still do Erwin

not to be blunt or anything but you’re not straight

cuddlybucky  asked:

ok but seb randomly writing that lovely comment on a fan's instagram photo istg i sometimes don't think he's real at all

Sebastian “I just want to help people” Stan, is an actual angel and until someone can definitively prove to me that he is not, I will not believe otherwise 

anonymous asked:

Oh. Fuck. So Dany kills the religious and political heads of the dothraki and is immediately queen with no problems. Cersei kills the religious and political heads of much of southern westeros. And is immediately queen. So that's SERIOUSLY how D&D think it works! It's a parallel between characters! Now they really are 8th grade book report-ers! (now I'm adding to that ellaria's murderously easy conquest of dorne, and jon failing his way into kingofthenorthdom... all coming together. ugh...)

dart-the-llama  asked:

WOAH FRISK! THAT PILLOW LOOKS COMFY TO HUG? Can i hug it too? Also, why is chara watching you hug a pillow?

WOAH WHAT? BUT YOUR LIKE JUST A VOICE? HOW ARE YOU GONNA HUG THIS PILLOW? ALSO THIS IS MY PILLOW, OKAY!!”

(Frisk hugs the pillow even tighter and just won’t let go)

“And to answer the rest, why wouldn’t I be watching my sweetie hug a pillow? If he can’t hug me, I might as well let him hug a pillow and watch how great he is at it. My sweetie is a champion hugger, right sweetie?”

(Frisk stammers)

“…oh, oh…oh my gosh than-thank you Chara…(whispers) I love you…”