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Student cluster-wrestlers face off in HPC battle: You and whose army? Um, China's
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Lester Haines: RIP
It is with incredible sadness that El Reg must report that Lester Haines, one of our finest story-tellers and an all-round good bloke, passed away on Monday. We have published his obituary, The Life and Times of Lester Haines.
Team Register
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16 Jun 2016
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US 5th graders have a pop at paper plane record
A bunch of US 5th graders* yesterday came close to breaking the Guinness World Record for the highest-altitude paper plane launch, which currently stands at a dizzying 35,043m.
Lester Haines
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24 May 2016
NASA's stadium-sized sandwich bag overflies Oz
So far so good for Super Pressure Balloon mission
18 Comments
19 May 12:21
El Reg
Quid-A-Day Nosh Posse spared chickpea ordeal
The war on malaria continues, however
36 Comments
25 Apr 11:40
Chilling evidence emerges of Kilocat weapon
Exclusive pictures of feline WMD programme
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15 Apr 11:18
El avión de papel del proyecto PARIS aterriza en un libro de texto
Los educadores honran a la legendaria misión del Playmonauta
34 Comments
08 Mar 10:16
PARIS paper plane lands in Spanish school textbook
Educational honour for legendary Playmonaut mission
22 Comments
07 Mar 11:12
LOHAN sponsor knocks up nifty iMac fish tank
Something to entertain while waiting for the FAA
13 Comments
04 Mar 11:25
Raspberry Pi 3: Four days old and already flying
Fruity autopilot fun
39 Comments
03 Mar 14:48
Post-pub nosh neckfiller: The gargantuan Gatsby
South African supersized spicy steak sarnie
65 Comments
12 Feb 14:29
LOHAN entertains the crowd at Oz Linux shindig
Andrew Tridgell serves up choppers, quadplanes and rocket-powered tomfoolery
17 Comments
08 Feb 12:58
Firing a water rocket to 1km? Piece of cake
Well, not
exactly
...
52 Comments
02 Feb 14:23
LOHAN takes the stage at Oz Linux shindig
Andrew Tridgell to discuss 'craziest' ArduPilot project
21 Comments
19 Jan 13:26
El Reg
mulls entering Robot Wars arena
Vulturebot death machine? A lovely idea
183 Comments
18 Jan 10:02
Bijou Linux autopilot takes to the skies
Diminutive PXFmini shield for the Raspberry Pi Zero
10 Comments
14 Jan 18:58
Chinese unleash autonomous airborne taxi
Where's my bloody flying car? Here it is, sort of
65 Comments
08 Jan 15:20
Live-streaming paper plane drone takes to the skies
PowerUp FPV tin-rattles its way to $460k
08 Jan 12:14
Would sir care to see the post-pub nosh menu?
One year of wobbly dining neckfiller delights
21 Comments
30 Dec 12:05
Post-pub nosh neckfiller special: The WHO bacon sarnie of death
Warning: Contains red meat, alcohol, arsenic and asbestos
120 Comments
30 Oct 13:56
Balloon-lofted space podule hits 30,000m
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57 Comments
27 Oct 12:01
Reg
reader post-pub chef brews superscharf currywurst
Mild sauce just too 'wuss' for asbestos-gutted gourmet
19 Comments
24 Oct 11:02
Post-pub schnellnosh neckfiller: Currywurst
Das Fastfood mit Currysoße, meine Damen und Herren
64 Comments
17 Oct 11:00
LOHAN chews the fat with US TV station over Spaceport's FAA-ilure
New Mexico's KRQE squeezes statement from American launchpad bods
43 Comments
12 Oct 11:39
Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Itty-bitty pyttipanna
A right Swedish spud and meat hash
59 Comments
10 Oct 11:00
Rocketeers aim for the Moon with first-stage £600k tin-rattle
Audacious Moonspike mission lands on Kickstarter
38 Comments
01 Oct 13:18
Spirit of Steve Fosset lives on as glider is poised to soar to 90,000ft
Flying high in the wave-riding Perlan 2
27 Comments
29 Sep 12:28
PIGS IN SPAAAACE: HAMS send porker to 25,927m
A safe distance from the Piers Gaveston dining society
17 Comments
28 Sep 12:09
A krayshee sexy Dutch post-pub nosh neckfiller: Stamppot
Wobbly dining fan Pascal Harris cooks up a Netherlands staple
38 Comments
19 Sep 11:00
El Reg
unfurls awe-inspiring Integrated Space Plan megagraphic
That's one small step for a man, but we need one giant wall to hang it on
14 Comments
18 Sep 06:04
Sony sends muso stratowards on vintage TV set
Kelvin Jones croons from the upper atmosphere in a retro stylee
14 Comments
15 Sep 06:03
Arizona lads recover epic stratovid – two years after launch
AT&T worker stumbles upon balloon payload lost in
space
the desert
25 Comments
14 Sep 11:07
Brit school claims highest paper plane launch crown
PICS+VID
35,043m drop finally breaks PARIS
Vulture 1
record
31 Comments
03 Sep 13:51
Post-pub nosh neckfiller: The Ugandan 'rolex'
We hit Africa in search of classic tubular street grub
14 Comments
23 Aug 10:05
Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Bacon and egg sushi
You demanded more bacon, people, so here it is:
domo arigato
42 Comments
01 Aug 11:00
El Reg
touches down at the ESA's Spanish outpost, sniffs around
Pics
Lab coats on, pipes at the ready for European Space Astronomy Centre tour
21 Comments
31 Jul 14:26
Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Southern biscuits and gravy
One unholy mess, but a wobbly dining stodge feast
87 Comments
25 Jul 14:01
べーコンはどこですか? demands post-pub nosh fan
And while we're at it, what exactly is a 'smidge'?
29 Comments
22 Jul 05:56
Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Chopstick-collapsing Spam musubi
Hawaiian-Japanese canned pork fusion cuisine? You must be joking
39 Comments
12 Jul 11:00
Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Uitsmijter
Substantial Dutch trough for the culinarily challenged
Linux bids for UAV world domination by enslaving future skybot army
Dronecode initiative gains momentum
29 Jun 13:42
US students prevail in rocket-powered egg challenge
Brits second as Paris stages international ovum-elevation showdown
13 Comments
22 Jun 15:03
Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Nasi goreng pattaya
Malaysian chicken fried rice omelette. Lovely
23 Comments
20 Jun 11:00
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