Just shaved my beard and trimmed my nose hairs.
I feel like I'm the main male character running to prom in a 1990's movie, but I'm just sitting on my porch drinking beer IRL. The slight breeze is feeling amazing on my face.
Military personnel/veterans.😡
Dude. I went to a museum recently and they asked if I was a vet or active duty. I said no. The guy asked for my military ID, and I told him I was never in the military. He gave me the discount anyways and told me to bring my ID next time. He was really old so I'm not sure what the confusion was, but it was pretty sweet I guess...saved me like $30 for me and a friend.
\m/ HOOK 'EM \m/
Damn that was a great letter of recommendation.
The explanation of who Armanti is as a person and how he learns was on point.
A lawyer buddy of mine said to tell your lawyer to use the, "Sooner eating a salad," defense.
I mean, I assume you hired a lawyer from UT, so s/he is probably familiar with the legal side of this defense.
welcome back scumbag, it's been awhile since I've seen you post here
So I created a bot that scrapes this board, finds posts that are above 10 upvotes/has been approved, and tweets it out on https://twitter.com/rLonghornNation
I'm very happy with this.
That's pretty cool, but I really don't want any of my posts getting autoposted to the tweeter or anywhere else.
My (former team) finally made CFB!
its pretty fucked if you read the article.. shows a complete lack of ... almost intergrity, you know the player isnt doing this for football but still throws a 2 year instead of a 4 ( also ridiculous )
Also, do not know what class involved Juicing but hey, lets fuckin go.
Worst part, the absolute nicest guy I know. I believe its an inadvertent ruling but goddamn.
"The centre had initially proposed a four-year-ban, but reduced that because its investigation showed that the use of the substance was out of competition, unrelated to sport performance and therefore presumed not to be intentional. McConnel told the investigation that his use was in connection with his studies."
Can i have a lawstudent explain this for me? Seems he's cleared except for the fact its in his system and you hit the kid with a 2 year instead of a typical 6 month (weed during competition)
if you read the article doesnt something seem off? Or am I incredibly biased.
"Kid we're in goddamn Halifax"
fucking LOL
I saw a Florida vs. FSU chess set earlier. It'd be cool to do one with Texas vs. ATM or OU and have the pieces labeled with historical player numbers. Like the bishops could be wide receivers, the castles running backs, pawns OL and DL, etc.
Now, it's up to y'all to make it happen.
Y’all saw yesterday’s chuck roast. It’s interesting — I always smoked to 201 internal, but when I was reading Kenji Alt-Lopez’s sous vide article on brisket, he talks about how breaking down connective tissue is a result of temperature AND time. So if you smoke something super slow (like yesterday, I struggled getting my smoker to temp and was at 210 for the first 3-4 hours), if you try to get it all the way to 201 internal you actually dry it out.
It’s all about the jiggle I guess. I hit the jiggle on my chuck at 186 yesterday, but it had been smoking for almost 9 hours. Tasted and felt just like a 201 brisket. When you sous vide a brisket (gasp) you only have to get it up to 155 internal because it’s a 24-36 hour cook.
I’ve dried out too many briskets just shooting for 201. I bet 201 is perfect for 250 degree cooks, where you go a little faster.
lol the comments on your gallery.
Anyways collagen starts breaking down at around 160 and continues rapidly till about 180. So when you hit the stall, it's actually the phase change starting in the collagen which requires more energy. So if your smoker/oven/whatever is at a lower temperature, the collagen will likely all break down into gelatin before you hit a 'set' temp like 201 because it spends more time in the 160-180 range.
Yeah I guess imgur doesn’t know I was aiming for exactly that color and uniformity on my bark? I dunno.
yep.
That's true, but I think that only shows how little schools actually care about academic standards for star players.
IIRC Texas had Charles set up with several tutors getting their PhDs in education/learning disability type fields. Special accommodations are made for any students with any type of disability at all colleges/universities.
While I generally agree with your assessment, I think using an athlete with a severe disability as an example is disingenuous.
What should I cook for the super bowl? I work on Saturday so I probably won't do a brisket or pork butt. Ribs? Smoked wings? Tri-tip? Beef roast? Whole chicken? Anything else? Dang, maybe some gumbo?
YOU DECIDE 2018
We are smoking a quarter of a wild hog my fiancée shot our last time in South Texas. Also thought we'd do Philly cheese steak sliders as a throw in for the Eagles.
I usually don't do team themed meals but I do love a cheese steak. Maybe I could smoke a tri-tip and cut some of that thin for cheese steaks... and now my stomach is growling.
Guys... I know the population here is mostly college football fans, and strong hook em fans. However, I know that we have a great mix of NFL fans here as well.
But my dudes... there is only one more football game across all platforms... and I haz the sads.
When you're a true football guy guys like a lot of us... This is the worst time of year. Is it August yet?
spring practice starts soon
eta- and some of our best threads happen in the off season. I'm looking forward to commenting on LHN again.
Papa John's keeps advertising their BOGO deal.
Word to the wise- the toppings are limited and on large 3 topping pizza with delivery comes out to like $25.
Fuck that. I could've ordered two large three topping pizzas (with all of the toppings available) from the Domino's down the street for <$16.
The fighting going on in the cfb threads about UCF claiming the national championship is hilarious. How are so many people worked up about this?
UCF went undefeated. BAMA lost in their conference championship game. Did UCF make the playoffs?
Bama played a similar schedule to UCF.
That being said, if Alabama can play 0 OOC games worth mentioning, and two at the end of their season, why the fuck do they get to play in the NCG?
That being said, Alabama beat Georgia...
This morning I got up to feed my cat as I do every day. Because I’m not a morning person, I wasn’t super aware of my surroundings. Anyway, what I didn’t notice was that during the night my cat had pushed several bottles of Topo Chico off the counter and all the glass had broken on the floor and scattered everywhere. I stepped right into a pile of it and my foot caught about 5 large pieces which I then had to pull out.
It’s actually pretty okay now but man what a shitty way to start my first day back at work...
holy fark that's terrible man
Back when yelp was just getting off the ground I agreed to meet a buddy from Round Rock up at the RR Hooters for a Texas away game. Ordered a beer, and it came out in a frosty mug. Once the frost started to melt, I noticed that I had little bits of what looked like citrus pulp floating up in the beer. Since it was an IPA or something that didn't come with a lime slice I was pretty grossed out and sent it back. Another came out, this time with an apology and little pieces of a beer bottle label floating in it. I was pretty pissed at this point, asked to see the manager, and asked him to personally grab me a new one and look in the glass and see if it was clean. My beer came back out, again with shit in it (once it thawed a bit) and I got pissed and quit ordering beers.
Never made a scene or anything, because I've worked restaurant jobs in the past and didn't want to ruin someone's day because their dishwasher was fucked up and the drain was plugged (which I mentioned to the server after the first fuck up, I'd seen it happen before). But I sure as fuck left a nasty 1 star review on yelp because it was fuckup after fuckup. No excuse for that shit. Just give me a clean glass for fucks sake. Anyhow, the Director for Public Relations for Hooters reached out to me to see if they could address the situation and send me a bunch of free shit. I told her that she could save the free shit and figure out how to properly run the dishwasher at the restaurant. I like free shit as much as the next guy, but I didn't want some hit squad of goons coming to my house because I gave her my address.
That is fair, and I would do the same.
However, I was working the riverboats on town lake and these people were literally trying to get $500+ discounts after the fact on a $5k party. We were (they still are) a small local company that has had 0 injuries or issues beyond dickheads trying to get a break on their bill.
Chris Del Conte, our AD.
Oh. Yeah I like him, too.
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