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I'm the coolest person nineties me thought I could be, and just cried watching Squarepusher

Unexpected text message of the day: "currently watching two guys play a washing machine very well"

You know your party is cool when björk is the opener #dayfornight

Shit, I should have worn my stetson #houstonproblems

I can't even remember the last time I took a United flight without delays

Airports are a little more boring now that I'm not playing pokemon or ingress

Dear The Liberties, thanks for non-ironically blasting a bunch classic rock, it's been too long

The new South Park blue bottle is quintessential South Park, hella tables set up for having meetings

I remember when I used to eat two mission burritos each time, I still want to, but now I feel sad and drink my beer slowly

today @wercker discovered Telekinetic Walrus and it was good http://www.telekineticwalrus.com/ 

lactose-intolerance pills don't fail me now

I used to think reading the internet gave me better insight into things than folks who didn't, but the new Endless September was in 2016

#ffxv whoa, my car just stopped to let a bunch of unicorns (sorta) run by

especially after seeing what @pizzapopupsf has going on tonight

trying pretty hard not to self-medicate with pizza

Mentally exhausted and emotionally worn out, I should do some physical labor

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i would like my surroundings to be warm and my eyes to not be itchy at the same time