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[–] dan_k 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

He fucked the goat anyway.

[–] bsname 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Oh, I just thought it was a sexual emergency.

[–] yjGVlGF6b 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Hahah oh you.

[–] Fjaldur 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

A Muslim walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about, Abdul?" Asks the Imam.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies Abdul. "I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised - we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!"

"By the most Merciful," exclaimed the Imam, "you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?"

Abdul grimaced, "By the Jinn, I do not know - I never found her head."

[–] Fjaldur 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

A Russian Orthodoxian, a Cuban Catholic, an English Anglican and a Pakistani Muslim are on a train.

The Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says, "There's plenty more of that where I come from."

Everyone is impressed. The Cuban takes out one of the finest Havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says, "There's plenty more of those where I come from."

Again everyone is rather impressed. So the Englishman stands up and throws the Pakistani Muslim off the train.

[–] Removelekebabz 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Kek

[–] Fjaldur 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

The Saudi Ambassador to the US meets President Trump for the first time, at the end of the meeting they shake hands and as they walk out the Saudi says "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."

President Trump says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do."

The Saudi whispers "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians, Blacks, Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."

President Trump laughs, leans toward the Saudi, and whispers back "It's because it takes place in the future..."

[–] Batrachian 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I've always thought that media depicting Arab people in space travel seemed far-fetched.

[–] TendiesHitTheFloor 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I was gonna say when's the last time you fucked your wife in the pussy and didn't rub it at the same same time? I guess this works too.

[–] truthhurts09 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Thought the punch line was going to be "Foreplay."