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librarian; programmer. disturbingly lively; frighteningly inert. best copy available. always almost falling apart. they/them

Portland
Joined April 2008

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    nothing like a global pandemic to remind you it's important to live authentically. i'm a trans, non-binary femme boi. how about you?

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  2. Oct 8

    Facebook: “We definitely do not, not ever, listen in to your conversations, not ever.” Real-life real-world coffee with my friend this morning and she tells me she sponsors a rat that detects landmines. My phone is in my pocket, unused. Facebook just now:

    Advert for sponsoring a landline sniffing rat
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  3. Oct 8

    We are gathered as many, but we shall ride as one. Go, and unleash hell.

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  4. relatedly: husbands and wives are homeomorphic

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  5. I have 8 minutes in my schedule now, using them to have a shower and cry

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  6. this is healthy, right?

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  7. looked at my meeting schedule for the rest of the day and now i feel physically ill

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  8. the opposition is giving up all pretense to even caring about winning the election, but somehow it's time to punch down.

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  9. why can't Adam disavow fascist autocracy without taking jabs at non-binary people?

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  11. Oct 7
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  12. Because nothing says ‘free speech’ quite as much as a multi-billion dollar corporation with a global monopoly getting its critics shut down & booted off the internet

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  13. Oct 7
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    When I think back On all the crap I learned in high school It's a wonder I can think at all And though my lack of education Hasn't hurt me none I can read the writing on the wall Chromosomes

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  14. this is going to represent a major optimization of my workload.

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  15. writing a slack bot to manage my daily pleas for stakeholder engagement.

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  16. thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's gender neutral third-person singular pronouns

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  17. i enjoy how they are all very boring in the way we all hope our neighbors will be.

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  18. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's dog 🐶

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  19. type "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's" and let autocomplete do the rest.

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  21. Oct 6

    FUCK YES STEPHEN MILLER

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