I am literally crying laughing.
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This video is all over the place and I just realized that he's explaining something to her and she finishes the sentence for him. When she starts speaking, they are mouth the same words. You can tell he's impressed. twitter.com/MomoVastine/st
When your entire timeline is fighting over something you don't care about.
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Simon Ostrovsky
For the millionth time - Spotify did not give Joe Rogan a huge audience. It gave him a huge paycheck. The huge audience was the thing HE BROUGHT to that deal.
BLEEP BLOOP KINDA WEIRD THAT GETS TO DECIDE HOW LIKE A HALF-BILLION PEOPLE COMMUNICATE BLEEP. WAY TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE ERRATIC INDIVIDUAL TO WEILD, DON'T YOU THINK BLOOP?
What a class act.
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Sinkhole opens up in the bottom of a swimming pool in Israel. Reports say one man was sucked in and died.
"Abolish the police" is something you tell your friends over a blunt at a bonfire when you're 16.
BREAKING: The Perseverance rover sent back a message saying it was only accompanying its daughters to mars and is scheduled to depart back to earth tomorrow.
Nothing about this year is going to make me more cynical than how instantly coronavirus stopped being a thing. Nothing matters.
Damn white people and their
*shuffles deck*
*pulls card*
polite questions on things you have experience with
Actually the mic doesn't drop. The microphone and the Earth both move towards each other, but the Earth moves far less than the mic does due to the difference in mass.
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Watch Aaron Rupar talk about his time being suspended like he's Nelson Mandela.
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Wow I can't believe an interesting podcast has more listeners than the Screechy McWhinesalot Cry-About-Trump Power Hour.
Joe Rogan broke Ethan Klein without even acknowledging that he exists.
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John Kerry with a 2016 Middle East take that aged like milk in a sauna.
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Udi Evental
BREAKING: Huffington Post fires new editor after extensive searches reveal no tweets attacking white people.
Your youngest son is 26. Tell him to fucking Google it.
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Iโm trying to take a beat to digest the Rittenhouse verdict. My son just asked me how itโs possible that he didnโt get charged for anything. How is that possible? I donโt have an answer for him.
I keep thinking nothing will surprise me anymore but fucking yikes.
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Oscars voters: new diversity rules for Best Picture โcompletely ridiculousโ trib.al/Wp1Xbra
I think many liberals underestimate the fallout from the Kavanaugh situation.
While Taylor Lorenz complains about journalistic ethics, let us remember the time George Conway had to go on Twitter to publicly tell her to stop contacting his 15-year-old daughter for dirt on her mom.
I would pay good money for a recipe website that just told you the fucking recipe and nothing else.
The Rittenhouse prosecution is starting to look an awful lot like past examples of incredibly bad cases that were still brought to court seemingly because social media wanted them to.
Interesting that spent all of yesterday retweeting claims about how violent rhetoric puts Ilhan Omar in danger while this very viral tweet of his is still up.
Fun game: Try to preface any Jim Acosta tweet with the words "Dear diary,"
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I tried to ask the president if he would stop calling us the enemy of the people. He did not respond.
If you believe in
don't believe the me that
in yourself believes in you!
There is a 3,000 word Wikipedia page titled "Thursday Night Massacre" because a bunch of people got suspended from Twitter for 18 hours. twitter.com/NetTaxpayer/st
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Holy mother of god. I've done it. I have actually managed to find the worst tweet I've ever seen. I am actually shocked by what she said here.
These gender reveal parties have gotten out of hand. twitter.com/buitengebieden
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I love this stat so much I want to marry it.
A lot of people on this website need to do some reading on what Japan was up to between 1937 and Pearl Harbor.
People are trying to cancel Domino's because 8 years ago Kayleigh McEnany, who was unknown and in college at the time, tweeted them a compliment about their pizza and they said thank you.
There is literally nothing in this article that shows that any Trump fans were bothered by this. The writer just assumes they were.
If you're blaming the current situation on the fact that 20% of Americans are still unvaxxed, wait until you hear about a year ago, when the situation wasn't as bad and 100% of Americans were unvaxxed.
You piece of fucking shit
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โWhen Joe Rogan says, โI wasn't being racist. I was just being entertaining.โ - No, Joe, I think you were using racism to try to be entertaining.โ -Trevor unpacks Rogan's N-word and Planet of the Apes apologies
A student ID is something a student employee at the registrar's office laminates for you in 2 minutes. A gun permit is a government issued certificate. This is really simple.
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Want to know how gun lobby dominates US politics?
In Texas a gun permit is a valid voter ID but a student ID is not
I'll keep saying this: Elon Musk isn't a hero or a savior and he's not even necessarily one of "the good guys." But he is, as the tech world loves to say, a true Disruptor, and he happens to be disrupting something that's desperately needs some serious disruption.
I, too, am upset when a mass shooting isnโt useful to my race war fetishism.
So nice of you to finally say case numbers don't matter now that all your vaccinated friends have covid.
I have seen almost zero coverage of the aftermath of Ian in Florida, and because of how media works now, Iโm only left to assume that itโs because DeSantis is handling it alright.
Apparently Italy has a subculture of retired men who stand around watching construction sites with their hands clasped behind their backs that's so common it actually has a name (Umarell).
I wonder if a black CNN analyst would have kept his job after masturbating in front of his coworkers.
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I wonder what the verdict would be in the #RittenhouseTrial if the defendant were a Black seventeen year old from another state who killed two people with an illegal assault weapon?
You can retreat to what companies are technically allowed to do all you want. The ultimate question is are you cool with a world where three rich dudes can decide together to erase anyone or anything from the internet, up to and including the president of the United States.
If you go after the left and you're not a Trump person, people have no fucking idea how to even approach arguing with you, so they just proceed as though you are a Trump person and bring him up incessantly.
Can't believe Ayman Al-Zawahiri was staying at the home of New York Times contributor Sirajuddin Haqqani.
This sign is silly because medically speaking, it's the bullets that kill you.
She's pretending to be handcuffed, does a power fist, and goes back to pretending to be handcuffed.
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The people who are mad at Mr. Beast would fucking love him if he lived in a giant mansion, flew to Coachella in a $5,000 designer Hawaiian shirt, and just made videos where he sat in a room with $35,000-worth of AV equipment and swag and complained about rapacious capitalism.
Adults: You should be panicking about the climate
Children: We're panicking about the climate
Adults: Look how our children are panicking about the climate!
You know how I can tell that the NRA isn't actually a terrorist organization? Because the left would be way more open to dialogue with it if it were.
For every 1,000 likes this tweet gets, I will make Wyatt even smaller compared to the truck.
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This country was founded on whichever principles are convenient for me at the time.
New Zealand is an island with the population of Alabama. It could not have been us.
Ah yes - the authoritarian dream of a free, open, and uncensored internet.
> be a man
> be in your 20s
> can't get a date because women are dating men in their 40s
> finally become 40
> now women in their 20s date you
> the women who wouldn't date you in your 20s call you a creep
Stop fucking telling me these are small sacrifices. We've already sacrificed 18 goddamn months of our lives. None of this is small.
No it doesn't. It's voted on by academy members, not the viewing public.
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DC is like 40% unvaccinated and the pundits who live here are blaming MAGA for having to go back to masking. This isn't carbon credits. You aren't being offset by unvaccinated people in Arkansas. It's people in this city, 95% of which voted for Biden.
Fucking millennials and their pods. Back in my day, we ate Tide like this:
If you're inside a car and a mob of people is literally trying to murder you, you put the gas pedal down and save your own life.
The Confederacy existed for four years. Brianna Wu was born 112 years after if was dissolved.
SCOTUS: Hey Congress, how about you make some laws instead of dumping every important decision in our laps?
CONGRESS: Clearly this is the end of democracy
The ACLU is mad that we want to ban an app that copies your clipboard every 15 seconds and sends it to the Chinese government. Just ponder that shit for a second.
Duca: Teach men not to rape
Dad: If you rape my daughter I'll kill you
Duca: Eww gross violent patriarchy
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Wishing my beautiful daughter and her date *a violent reminder that I consider her my property
"I remember back when Matt Taibbi was a tireless fighter calling out malign government influence, but now that he's calling out malign government influence, he's lost all credibility."
People get paid millions of dollars to write dialogue like this.
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BEE LEE 15
I had to see for myself that this tweet was real. I was convinced it was photoshopped. It was not photoshopped.
"Don't worry, I'm just removing a few of the offensive words in this Sumerian tablet. You'll still be able to read the rest of it fine."
