Kelvin Ling

just like the Facts of Life theme song says, you have to take the good with the bad

every Olympics I get annoyed that the NBC commentators feel the need to dumb things down for their viewers. Just be quiet and let us enjoy

why can’t I do simple math today?

I should stop leaving voice mails in general cause I leave the stupidest sounding voice mails in the history of vms

One day I am going to look back at this moment. Laugh and think what an idiot I was

I once helped a box turtle cross the road but was so afraid he/she might try crossing again that I relocated the turtle to a creek down the road. In hindsight, this might have been a mistake

people disappoints me, perhaps this is how God feels

it hurts when someone drops you as a FB friend

just once I want to be picked first

would really love to have a Q&A session with God

there are days when Taylor Swift’s songs just get me

I am fostering a dog named Luke, I need to stop telling him I am his father

is it still a life crisis if you can’t afford a boat or sports car?

there should be a radio station that only plays one hit wonders

I miss the days when you didn’t have to pay taxes on Amazon purchases

there is nothing I want or can afford on Neiman Marcus' multi-million-dollar Christmas list

no guilty verdict in the Steinle murder trial is about as shocking as OJ being found not guilty

I wish there was an ‘Undo’ feature for texting

Haven't had power since 6:02 last night but hoping it will be back before the Apple event cause priorities