Sloane CrosleyVerifisert konto

@askanyone

Author of I Was Told There'd Be Cake, How Did You Get This Number, The Clasp and Look Alive Out There (out April 3rd). I fit in your pocket.

West Village, Manhattan
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    22. aug. 2016

    There is honestly no point in doing anything but this guy's job.

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  2. for 48 minutter siden

    Report from the field: Life is about narrowing down your options.()

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    Congrats to , whose new book of essays hits shelves TODAY. I will see her TONIGHT at Barnes & Noble Union Square and hopefully you, too. (Yes, all of you. Please remove your backpacks and step all the way inside.)

    Best Event Alert: AND in conversation at Barnes and Noble Union Square tomorrow at 7pm.
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    Angre
  4. for 4 timer siden

    What is this keyboard sorcery.

    Sloane Crosley ()'s is out today! ━━━━━━━━━━ ━━┳━━━━━━━ 　　 ╰╮ 　　╭━━╮ 　　┃▍▍┃ 　　╱　　╰╲▁▁ 　　▔▏╰╰╰╰╱ 　　　╲▁▁▁╱ 　　　　┃┃ ━━━━┻┻━━━
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    For The Clasp, I launched their "Revisited" series. For Look Alive Out There, it's "Writer's Fridges." I'm digging this tradition . My vacuum bag is ALL YOURS for the next one: via

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    Angre
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    Look Alive Out There is finally out today, so I am retitling it plain Alive Out There.

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    Angre
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    So many books, so little time to get off Twitter and feed your brain, you adorable phillistines, but the Mia Cuto is magic. Via

    April's hottest reads as recommended by , whose new book, "Look Alive Out There," comes out tomorrow
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    Angre
  8. for 17 timer siden

    Part-time quipper and a full-time friend.

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    Angre
  9. 2. apr.

    This is the association I was hoping for.

    loved this essay by which becomes even more indelible if you imagine the antogonist Jared to be, somehow, a teenage Jared K*shner
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    Angre
  10. 2. apr.

    *TOMORROW* night I'll be with the very great . FREE SEATING. That's right, we're waiving the chair-sitting fee for 365 nights only! ACT NOW AND RIDE AN ESCALATOR. See you at 7, Internet.

    , , og
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    Angre
  11. 2. apr.

    Was just asked if my father is a thief "'cause someone stole the stars & put 'em in your eyes.” Let's unpack this: A) My eyes are pitch brown which means we're in a black hole 🙁 B) Dad's in prison for grand larceny C) Guy was not looking at my eyes D) I was flattered

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    Angre
  12. 1. apr.

    No, I think it is.

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    Angre
  13. 1. apr.

    "She hasn't gotten her period yet, which must be why she can capture menopause so well!" Like, WHAT. Was feeling spicy for this conversation. Thanks

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    Angre
  14. 31. mar.

    Do you live in New Orleans? Then come keep us company!

    Friday night!
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    Angre
  15. 31. mar.

    It's More of A Comment: A Book Tour Story

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    Angre
  16. 30. mar.

    A key part of book promotion is telling everyone, in public, all the things you have *not* read: via

    2 svar 1 retweet 35 liker
    Angre
  17. 30. mar.

    And now I take my leave. Danke, "Perhaps the nearest generational heir to Seinfeld's "show about nothing" ideology..."

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    Angre
  18. Retweetet
    30. mar.

    Next TUESDAY 4/3 in NYC: I assume your calendar is cleared for the inimitable and her brilliant new book LOOK ALIVE OUT THERE. I'll be in conversation with her at Union Square Barnes & Noble 7pm.

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    Angre
  19. 30. mar.

    Final excerpt from Look Alive Out There! For the rest of the milk, you’re gonna have to buy the cow. Cow pubs on Tuesday. But now, heeeere’s Johnny!: My Uncle, The 70s Porn Star via

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    Angre
  20. 29. mar.

    On 5/17, at Books & Books in Miami, I'll be doing a reading and Q&A, followed by a signing:

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  21. 29. mar.

    At Symphony Space in NY on 04/25, we will rearrange the chairs in a giant circle to make for a more intimate reading. Sounds nice, but the chairs in this venue are screwed to the ground. The person who brings power tools is the CHOSEN AUDIENCE MEMBER:

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