Sloane CrosleyVerifizierter Account

@askanyone

Author of I Was Told There'd Be Cake, How Did You Get This Number, The Clasp and Look Alive Out There (out April 3rd). I fit in your pocket.

West Village, Manhattan
Beigetreten März 2009

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  1. Angehefteter Tweet
    22. Aug. 2016

    There is honestly no point in doing anything but this guy's job.

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  2. Report from the field: Life is about narrowing down your options.()

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    vor 4 Stunden

    Congrats to , whose new book of essays hits shelves TODAY. I will see her TONIGHT at Barnes & Noble Union Square and hopefully you, too. (Yes, all of you. Please remove your backpacks and step all the way inside.)

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    For The Clasp, I launched their "Revisited" series. For Look Alive Out There, it's "Writer's Fridges." I'm digging this tradition . My vacuum bag is ALL YOURS for the next one: via

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  6. vor 5 Stunden

    Look Alive Out There is finally out today, so I am retitling it plain Alive Out There.

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  7. So many books, so little time to get off Twitter and feed your brain, you adorable phillistines, but the Mia Cuto is magic. Via

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  10. 2. Apr.

    *TOMORROW* night I'll be with the very great . FREE SEATING. That's right, we're waiving the chair-sitting fee for 365 nights only! ACT NOW AND RIDE AN ESCALATOR. See you at 7, Internet.

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  11. 2. Apr.

    Was just asked if my father is a thief "'cause someone stole the stars & put 'em in your eyes.” Let's unpack this: A) My eyes are pitch brown which means we're in a black hole 🙁 B) Dad's in prison for grand larceny C) Guy was not looking at my eyes D) I was flattered

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  12. 1. Apr.
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  13. 1. Apr.

    "She hasn't gotten her period yet, which must be why she can capture menopause so well!" Like, WHAT. Was feeling spicy for this conversation. Thanks

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  14. 31. März

    Do you live in New Orleans? Then come keep us company!

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  15. 31. März

    It's More of A Comment: A Book Tour Story

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  16. 30. März

    A key part of book promotion is telling everyone, in public, all the things you have *not* read: via

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  17. 30. März

    And now I take my leave. Danke, "Perhaps the nearest generational heir to Seinfeld's "show about nothing" ideology..."

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    30. März

    Next TUESDAY 4/3 in NYC: I assume your calendar is cleared for the inimitable and her brilliant new book LOOK ALIVE OUT THERE. I'll be in conversation with her at Union Square Barnes & Noble 7pm.

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  19. 30. März

    Final excerpt from Look Alive Out There! For the rest of the milk, you’re gonna have to buy the cow. Cow pubs on Tuesday. But now, heeeere’s Johnny!: My Uncle, The 70s Porn Star via

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  20. 29. März

    On 5/17, at Books & Books in Miami, I'll be doing a reading and Q&A, followed by a signing:

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  21. 29. März

    At Symphony Space in NY on 04/25, we will rearrange the chairs in a giant circle to make for a more intimate reading. Sounds nice, but the chairs in this venue are screwed to the ground. The person who brings power tools is the CHOSEN AUDIENCE MEMBER:

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